- (bleep) no, no, no, no, no.
Those are actually worms, dude.
"Are you getting your own..."
It smells so bad.
"Are you getting your own Captain American movie?"
(bleep)
(fun music)
Hello, my name is Anthony Mackie.
Men's Health has asked me to play Disgustingly Healthy.
I have six dishes in front of me.
I'm either going to eat them or answer a question.
Starting here.
Ginkgo nuts. All right, that's not so bad.
It's a good starter.
"Who's more high maintenance,
"Chris Evans or Chris Hemsworth?"
I'm gonna try the nuts.
They look like they've been charred a little.
(suspenseful music)
Know what?
Not so bad.
All right ginkgo, nice nuts.
I wonder if ginkgo biloba is made from ginkgo nuts.
It is?
No, I gotta take all these.
I take ginkgo biloba to remember where my Viagra's at.
So the next dish is chicken gizzards.
I don't care what the question is,
I love chicken gizzards.
I put them in my gumbo.
I'm eating the chicken gizzards.
"Which Avenger do you wish Thanos
"would have killed off for good?"
Damn.
Know what?
I'm gonna answer the question.
Those are the worst prepared chicken gizzards.
They're still frozen.
Who cooked these?
(dramatic music)
Which Avenger do I wish Thanos
would have killed off for good?
It's a very good question.
I think my answer is gonna be controversial
and I think it's gonna have a lot of hits on the internet.
I wish Thanos would have killed off for good
(suspenseful music)
Spider-Man.
Then I could laugh at Tom Holland every day.
Everybody else survived Thanos but you homie.
Next thing.
Webbed foot octopus.
"You've acted on stage with Christopher Walken
"and acted on screen as Tupac."
Check it out (bleep).
I'm Tupac.
"What's your best impression of Walken
"doing a Tupac verse?"
(groans)
Dude, that's good, that's good.
- I'm telling you, fells.
You're gonna want that cowbell.
- It's just octopus legs.
(squish)
That's a lot of legs, homie.
I can't do a Walken impersonation.
(sirens)
Picture me rolling in a 500 Benz.
That's not Walken.
Don't got no love for these bitches.
There's no need to be friends.
That's a bad Walken.
I know, I don't care.
It's a bad Walken.
Beef intestines.
The question is "rank your Avengers co-stars' acting
"from best to worst.
"Scarlett Johansson, Robert Downey Jr.,
"Chris Hemsworth, and Brie Larson."
I'm gonna take this question.
'Cause I am not chewing on no intestines.
(crunch)
You know, I mean...
That's not, (bleep) that.
I would say the best would be Robert Downey Jr.,
'cause he's 40 years into his career.
Then of course Scarlett Johansson
because she has done some amazing stuff.
What's the movie?
Lost in Translation.
Classic.
I think the last Thor bumps Chris Hemsworth
and Brie's pretty new to the game.
So that's my list.
But that's kinda based on years of seniority.
"Which of the male Avengers cast
"has the best body and why?"
Frog's legs.
(thunder clap)
(groans)
I've had frog legs before.
Don't make it weird bro.
(suspenseful music)
That's good frog legs.
All protein.
(squish)
Frog always tastes like rabbit
'cause the bones are so little.
A squirrel.
Frog is exactly like squirrel.
(squirrel chirps)
Really good.
I've never had corn silk tea before
but I have a feeling it's (bleep) disgusting.
Because why would tea just be sitting there?
Or "Chris Evans, Chris Pratt, and Chris Hemsworth
"are all in a burning building.
"You only have time to save one,
"which Chris do you save and why?"
But I feel like for the sake of it,
I really want to say I have had corn silk tea.
I feel like this is one of those things
where they get the old black dude to eat the pepper
on the internet and he like pukes
and (bleeps) falls out of the car.
(dramatic music)
It smells like feet, no shit.
I don't have to drink the whole thing, right? All right.
(suspenseful music)
It's not that bad.
It tastes like corn bites.
(dramatic music)
Silkworm, it's in a can.
None of this is in English.
"Are you getting your own Captain America movie?"
(bleep)
(heartbeats)
All right, which one of these means protein?
There better be like a thousand grams
of protein in this shit.
(suspenseful music)
(bleep) no, no, no, no, no.
Those are actually worms, dude.
Can you see that?
(water splashing)
(suspenseful music)
(laughs)
"Are you getting your own..."
It smells so bad.
"Are you getting your own Captain America movie?"
I don't know.
As of now, no.
(bell dings)
(happy music)
Of all of them, the ginkgo nuts were great.
The silkworm is probably the most disgusting thing
I've ever seen.
One, because it was served in a can.
If I'm gonna eat worms, they're not gonna come out of a can.
That's a double negative.
That's offensive (laughs).
(fun music)