- We're trying - [Both] vegetable snacks.
- Amazing, really good.
- You know, it's gonna be like something
that reminds you of a carrot, it's not really gonna be...
I doubt there's a lot of nutritional value in these snacks,
but I could be wrong.
- Kale, Americans are mad for Kale.
- Banana's not a veg
but you could chop that into a chip.
- Fuckit, banana's not a vegetable.
- Yeah it's actually a peanut.
- A banana's a peanut.
Throw in the chips.
Throw in the fucking chips, would ya.
What the?
Oh.
- Oh, broccoli.
I freaking love broccoli.
- Trader Joe's.
- Oh yeah.
Lot's of people I follow on Instagram
go to trader Joe's.
- Trader Joe's is good.
- You want to buy 60 onions and a bag, trader Joe's.
- When you see broccoli chips, though, straight away you go.
I'd rather suck on a battery.
- I think this will be nice.
- Okay. Well, I'm not happy about it.
- You're not happy? Just eat your broccoli.
- That phrase gave me flashbacks.
- I'll combine this one to that one.
Now I've got a double one.
- Your broccoli has got head.
- No, hey, that's it.
That's it.
- It looks alive.
It looks like a dried sea horse.
- I like it.
- Yeah. They're nice.
- My mind doesn't know what's going on.
- Oh, Filomena rice.
- That is nice isn't it?
- Well, you know what? I can get on board this.
- I could not wanna get off at the station.
I would jump off the train.
That's what I'm gonna fucking do.
- It's not something I would ever imagine
like having in my bag
that you'd whip out and be like, who wants a florets?
- Great invention it's a good idea.
Good for a healthy snack
but not good for this guy.
- Might give it a tickle.
It's dry tastes like.
Well, I did, I was in a seaweed video a few weeks ago
and it tastes like seaweed.
- Let's just agree to disagree.
- Yep. We will.
- Ruby and Inca corn.
Oh, this could be nice.
- Oh yes.
- This is the they found in the pyramids.
Is it not?
- What?
- Yeah inca corn.
- Inca corn?
- Yeah. Some of the oldest food.
- What makes it incan?
- This bag contains giant white corn grown in the Andes.
- Oh so they actually grow that big?
- You no longer need a llama to hit the high trails
to track down this crunchy salty snack.
- I never knew we needed a llama in the first place.
- Jesus. This one's feisty, huh?
They're like jumping beans.
- Let's do it.
- It's cracked corn, Jimmy crack corn.
- Let's do it.
- We don't care.
- Cheers, buddy.
- These are so good.
- Yeah I really like them.
- No, no.
- Yeah.
- Mm no.
- Yep, yep, yep.
- Used to be a crunch in your lunch.
- These are made up for where the florets lacked
which is salt.
- It's just like a crunchy shell.
There's no flavor in it.
- It's salty.
- No man.
- Didn't even try to go in for the dive there.
Would've ended up headbutting somebody.
- You know when a tooth is rotten and then it falls out.
It's like eating the broken brittle coot.
- Yeah. It's gorgeous.
It's disgusting.
- Never done that.
- Good working guys.
- Good thinking Incan.
- Oh.
- Open your mouth.
Open your mouth.
No I'm gonna get it in.
- Are you trying to give me a fucking broken tooth?
- Did I miss ya?
- Yeah, is that what she said? Yeah.
- Why did he say that now?
What are you mastering?
What is the?
- I can't really see what it is?
No.
I knew it.
I fucking knew it.
- Jesus.
- They like kale over there.
- I fucking hate kale.
- This package right here is like the epitome of wealthy
like American, yoga-going, astrology-loving, basic bitches
that I follow a lot of on Instagram
cause they're so cute.
- I'm gonna go to the gym.
Do you have any kale?
Go to the gym without kale.
- I mean, it kind of looks like the broccoli,
but it also it looks like
it's a bit nicer than the broccoli.
- Kale. Kayl's a kind of cabbage.
- Is it like cabbage's stupid cousin or what?
Is there something wrong with Kale?
- Don't put stupid into the same sentence as cabbage.
- That smells like bloody cabbage man.
How would you not like that?
You're lying. - Get him out.
- That's all right.
- No.
- The consistency, like the feel of them is very weird.
It's just like eating kind of dried seaweed
which would probably be nicer.
- The flavor of the seasoning is actually nice
but then you get the aftertaste of the kale,
which is disgusting.
- No, I'd rather drink an umbrella of acid rain.
- Yeah. See, I'm not loving them
but I'd still eat the bag
if it was put in front of me.
- It's a mm for me.
I was no on the broccoli.
I was yes on the corn, on this I'm like.
- Yeah that's what it actually does taste like a little bit
like the bloody hair of your balls.
Just mentioning that... it's not a great taste in my mouth now.
- Peas.
- Yay peas.
- Generally, when the come to that much thinking
on the front of it. - Right.
- There's only bad inside.
- Inner peas.
- Delicately crunchy baked green pea snack.
- Let's give them a feel.
You know when you're rubbing a woman's back
nothing like that.
- Yeah I've got high hopes for this.
- On the other side.
- Ooh.
- Let's touch in the middle.
- Oh, we bonded.
- Pfft, what?
- They're like chip sticks but green.
- Ooh chip sticks.
- They're actually a bit chip sticky.
- They're chip sticks.
- Good job.
- Pea sticks, little sticks of pea.
- Mm.
Little sticks of pea.
- That's what they are.
- Wolverpea.
Nope. That sounds different.
- It's not a bad flavor.
It's not.
- Seán are we agreeing on something?
- Yeah I think we are.
- These are really nice.
No.
- And that's exactly the right way to eat them.
- They royal mad for the healthy stuff in California.
This is the best one they've made, yeah.
- That's very good.
That is very bloody good.
- Who knew inner peace could be found by.
- In a bag.
- In a bag at trader Joe's.
Now everyone else is like, Oh
I gotta go to Timbuktu with the monks and find
myself and meditate for 10 years.
No, it's just in a bag.
- Tread down to Trader Joe's.
- Cinnamon, Apple snacks.
That could be lovely.
- What do you mean could be?
- Do you like cinnamon stuff?
- There's no way this can be anything other than perfect.
- I fucking love cinnamon.
- Cinnamon's is great.
- You ready for this?
Party central.
- Well done you opened a bag.
- They smell like pie.
- Oh.
- They smell like pie.
- It's nice but I hope it's as nice as you want it to be.
- That's so good.
- I would demolish a bag of these.
- I would eat them by the hand full.
So good.
- They actually tastes like the new McDonald's apple pies.
- Yeah, yes.
- Yeah.
- Oh yeah.
Whoa.
- They taste like Palm bears
if palm bears had a personality.
- Oh yeah.
- I want this.
- Are you being electrocuted are ya?
- Yeah by the FLAVOUR, FLAVOUR!
- We should dip them in Nutella.
- I wish you could get these over here.
These are legitimately the tastiest things I've ever eaten
in my life.
- I wonder if could you drink water through these.
- Oh, 10 out of 10 for being a straw.
Holy crap.
- A+ on these A+++.
- Wait a minute.
This video is vegetable snacks, but these are a fruit.
- It's a corn snack.
- Okay. Okay.
- Don't ever question me again.
(loud laughing)
- Do you know what Trader Joe's forgot though?
Do you know what they forgot?
Cabbage chips.
That's what he forgot.
- I don't remember my life
before these Apple cinnamon sticks
- I know he's literally clutching a fist full of them like.
- Cold, dead hands.
- Make some vegetables chips.
It's just like mixing your girlfriends.
Don't.
- Thank you, Mindy from California for sending us
those delicious.
- They were fantastic.
Those snacks were delicious.
Thank you, Mindy.
- Snacks.
- You know what?
You could have send us three boxes of dog shit
but those Apple cinnamon sticks have just canceled
everything else out.
They're perfect.
Don't change a thing, Mindy.
- Yep.
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Hit that bloody bell.
- Do it while you're there.
Get naked, watch another video.
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