- Thai snacks!
What's wrong? What's wrong with Thai snacks?
What's wrong with Thai snacks?
- Are you actually? Are you taking?
The last few
shoots you had me in here for. - I get why you're here now!
I get it! I get it!
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- Thai snacks?
- Thai, yeah! - What? Thai snacks?
- I win, 10 points to me, you lose!
- Yeah, I have no idea what we're here for.
- Thai, oh.
- Thai snacks, yeah. - Nice.
- I think I tried sni-- sni? (laughing)
I think I tried tried Thai snacks before. Did I?
- They brought you in for this shoot
so that you would have this reaction,
so that you'd would think that we were doing durian,
but I think we're going to be-- I think we're going be safe.
Now Sean is wearing a mask, but his body movements
suggest he's chuckling quite hard behind the mask.
(upbeat music playing)
- Thai tea. With cream and-- cream/sugar.
- Is the cream and sugar in it?
Already? - Ooh
- It's Thai tea.
It's just Thai tea with cream and sugar.
It's instant Thai tea.
- It's a 3 in 1! - It's a 3 in 1?
My favorite food of all time,
a 3 in 1! Rice chips and curry sauce.
- I love that this has artificial yellow and red in it,
just to make it look yummier.
- Ingredients: sugar, non-dair-- oh, okay. (hissing)
I'm, like, shook, and there's nothing in it!
It's just a lovely--
a lovely cup of orange tea, for some reason.
- We've been here before.
- [Sean] I can confirm there's no durian in this.
- There's no durian in it.
- Ready? - Yeah.
- Uno, dos, tres.
Yeah. It's actually not bad.
Real sugary.
- That is not what I expected.
It's almost got like a pumpkin aftertaste to it?
- Yeah.
- Oh, that's very sweet, isn't it?
- It's very sweet, but I kind of like it.
- That's like drinking a liquid pastry.
- It just tastes like sugar.
- Like candy floss or something.
- Yeah.
- Melted down, and mixed with water.
If it was pink, it would have literally
just been candy floss water, wouldn't it?
- What is it?
- It's Thai tea with cream and sugar,
so it's like-- it's like a cake.
It's like a bit of a cake, it's like a bit of cake.
- But see, I don't drink tea or coffee with sugar,
so the second there's sugar in it, I'm just like mm!
- Boom!
- It tastes like if you went to the circus,
and you go up to the ground,
and you mash up all the tickets, the popcorn,
the dirt, and the rubbish.
- (laughing) The dirt? - And you put it
in a smoothie maker, and then put it in a cup.
- I'm saying I'm enjoying it on the first few sips.
I'm... I don't know if I'm going be able
to finish a cup of this, like. - Oh, you couldn't.
- It's a lot.
- Jesus. First thing in the morning, you'd be gone.
- I can imagine parents giving this to their children
when they're going to bed.
You know, like a cup of this, and then a few cookies.
- Right. This is kind of on the same tier as hot chocolate.
not tea. - Yeah.
- If you're going in there thinking
it's like a hot chocolate drink, well then.
You're going to be happy.
- No, I prefer a cup of Irish tea,
thanks very much. - Oh Lord.
I think if I gave that to me father, he'd disown me.
- I think it'd be perfect to sell at the circus.
And that's it. - Yeah.
I think they should sell it at the circus.
- Yeah.
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- Pistachios!
- Is that what they are?
- I fucking hope.
They fucking better be pistachios.
- Yeah, baby, wasabi peas! - What?
- Peas, peas, they're good for your heart,
the more you eat, the more you...
- Fart?
- Oh, they're wasabi peas.
- Wasabi, sorry. I love wasabi.
- I've heard of wasabi before,
but I've never seen it in person, so it's my lucky day.
- Peas don't make us eat this.
- Bloody love wasabi peas. - These, there were--
this was just the most recent episode
of "Curb Your Enthusiasm."
There's a whole thing about wasabi peas.
- "It adds the perfect amount of spice
"to the satisfying crunch of dried, green peas."
- Where do you stand on peas?
- Big fan.
- Little pea.
- Oh, I wasn't expecting that noise.
- Oh, I love a good pea. Oh yeah.
- Oh, they're crunchy.
- I feel like these are easy to eat,
so I'm going to eat 10 of them,
and then the wasabi's going to hit me all at once.
- No. I don't like that. - No. No.
- Horseradishy spice.
- Oh, this is wonderful.
- They're great!
- All right.
- The more you eat, the more powerful it is.
- I don't think I had that as a sauce before,
because if I did, I probably didn't like it,
but I don't like it as a food.
- Oh, yeah.
- I would prefer tucking into this than a bag of peanuts.
- You're loving this, aren't you? You're loving it.
- Mmm! - [Both] Mmm!
- I like the crunchiness of it,
but then there's some kind of weird, like, nyeh taste.
- Oh well. That's, oh! Big kick of wasabi off that one.
Oh boy!
- It's not too spicy either.
- We've got vitamin D, we've got calcium, we've got iron,
we've got potassium. Mmm!
- These should be a thing over here!
- It's like eating wood.
- No, not getting wood off it.
- [Sean] How are they compared to normal peas?
- I wouldn't cover these in gravy, do you know what I mean?
I don't know how these would taste
mixed with a bit of carrot and stuffing.
- But soon as you bite it, it's just like gas,
you know? Like cleaning supply, or something.
- Yay, woo!
(upbeat music playing)
- Ohh, woo!
- Coffee candy?
- I don't like coffee.
- Do you work in an Aldi or Lidl?
- I love coffee.
- I don't want to mess up my nails.
- I hate coffee-- - Really?
- I don't drink coffee, no. - I've never noticed that.
- I never drink coffee, no.
- I just don't really like coffee.
It has to have, like, a lot of milk and a lot of sugar
if I want to drink it.
- I'm tough, I don't mind getting my hands dirty,
but when I have my nails done,
anything that could damage the nails,
I'm just like, "Opening this could cost me like 27 euro."
- There you go. There you go, child.
- Thank you.
- Right, so let's put it in.
- (sighing) Right.
- Oh. Hi.
- [Both] Mm!
- Hello.
- It's actually not bad.
There's like a kind of creaminess to it.
- Ew, there it is.
- That's intense.
- It tastes delicious.
It's a lot more flavorful than I expected.
- If you like coffee you're going to like this.
- A creamy coffee, if you will.
- You get a chocolatey taste at first, and then,
then it's, oh no, it's a coffee bean thing.
- This is really nice. There's definitely a caramel to it.
- I don't like coffee, so.
- I don't like coffee either,
but it's kind of sweet, and sugary, and creamy.
- Nope. Oh geez,
that's bitter. Bitter. I'm not a fan of that.
- Nope. But you have three to eat, so eat them all!
- No!
- Every college student should have a bag of these snacks.
- This would keep you interested. It would keep you alert.
It'd be like having coffee continuously through the lecture.
- No, I wouldn't buy them, but if someone gave it to me,
I wouldn't be like, "Oh, my God, no."
(both spitting) (Dermot laughing)
- Yeah, I'm still not a fan of coffee.
- Yeah, I haven't bitten into mine though,
it's just chilling.
- Oh, mine cracked.
- I'm too scared to bite into it. I will lose a tooth.
- That tasted like if I went down on someone
who had drank a lot of coffee.
That's what I would describe that as.
And that was not enjoyable.
- And you're like,
"You couldn't put some pineapple in your coffee?"
(upbeat music playing)
- [Both] ♪ Boba ♪
- ♪ Milk tea ♪
- What's a boba?
- I hear the people going mad about bobas.
- With durian.
- You're--
- Yes, I am joking. Yes, I'm joking.
- There is definitely no boba in this.
There's no tapioca pearls. - Tapioca.
- But what's the boba, without the pearls?
- (mocking) Shannon, you have to try boba tea.
It's a most amazing experience.
I was like you, you know?
I was like, no, it wouldn't be for me,
I'll stick to a plain cup of tea.
But it's absolutely amazing, no, you see.
- Boba milk tea was my favorite "Star Wars" character.
- I'm not, I'm not laughing at that.
- No, don't-- no need to laugh,
just let it breathe.
- Right, let's go in.
- Okay.
(slurping)
(choking, coughing)
- It went down my air pipe. - Do we go again?
Do you want to go again?
- Yeah, it went down my air pipe, sorry.
- Okay, take your time, take your time.
- You're making what I could only call
a scrunched-up Muppet face.
- I'm not upset about this? I would probably buy these?
- It's actually really nice. - It is all right, yeah.
- It's really nice. I really like it!
- Again. It's a lot, like it's--
- It's freaking me out,
because I can't figure out what it is.
- Usually anything that comes in one of these sachets
is kind of shit. - Yeah.
- This is yum.
- It's pretty delicious.
It's kind of like a dessert, isn't it?
- Can you see all the balls in it? Ooh!
- I can see the balls, but I wish I had a spoon
so I could, like, see if they actually were in there.
- I know the Americans always watch this, and they go,
"Oh, they always say everything is so sweet."
Well we just-- well, we're sweet enough!
We don't need more sugar. - Yeah.
- It's a treat. You wouldn't eat--
you wouldn't drink this, like,
when you first wake up in the morning.
- I'd love to know what it tastes like, do you know,
like if I went in to order it,
I'd want to know if the balls are in it.
- (mocking) No, it's devi--
I swear, it's like-- it's an experience.
It's, it's, it's, ohh!
(upbeat music playing)
- [Both] Ooh.
- Crispy cream filled wafers. - Thank you!
Oh, why did it smell like farts for a second?
- Oh no.
- The smell of this, anyway. - No!
- What do you think this is going to be?
- I can fucking smell it!
(muffled) I can! You can smell--
- Oh it's um. - [Justine] Oh, my God!
Oh, God, you really can fucking smell it.
Oh no, you motherfuckers! - What is it?
- I know what this is.
- What is it? - It's the thing, the duran.
- I never had this.
- It's Duran Duran.
- Why not? (inhaling)
(Sean laughing)
(Dermot coughing, laughing)
- I'm getting secondhand fucking whiffs off that.
- This is my first time
trying durian! - ♪ Durian, durian ♪
- Why does it smell like when me dad takes his shoes off?
- If you want,
I have been holding in a fart for the last half an hour.
If you want, I can just--
- [Sean] That would dilute it. - I can let loose.
- But I've never had this, I could be allergic.
- No, you won't be.
- Okay. Right.
- Right, let's just go.
No, I can't.
- It's creamy. But it's also kind of acid-y.
- (Shivering) Mm, oh no. (screaming)
- Hey, I will do the whole one. Come on.
- I didn't even like chew or nothing,
I literally bit into it, and the flavor is in my mouth,
and I didn't even do what you're doing.
- The smell is so strong that you can taste the smell.
(Mumbling) Put them all in. Put all of them.
Put all of them in your mouth.
(Sean laughing)
Put all of them in your mouth!
- Oh yeah, you look great Jamie.
- Thanks.
- You're looking well.
- Have you ever been there when they open a baby's nappy,
and it's just acid-y diarrhea, and it stings your eyes?
(gagging, spitting)
- I didn't actually eat any because I didn't swallow.
Any of the six ones.
- Oh, it's there, it won't go away.
- (Shuddering) Nope.
- Who in their right mind?
- Close your eyes and take a deep smell.
- I don't want to keep eating these now!
- The ones I put in last were just very dry in there,
they were dry.
But the ones I had put in first, started to get all mushy.
So I had dry and mushy shit in my mouth.
- You did your first ever one, I'm so proud of you.
- I don't want to smell it though,
because if I do now, I'm going to go--
I'm going to get sick. - Yeah.
- Every baby poops.
- Stop!
- [Sean] Everybody poops.
- Everybody poops.
- (singing "Everybody Hurts") ♪ Everybody...
- [Both] ♪ poops ♪
- Next video, "Drinking bleach."
That might be a nice follow up to this one.
- And I actually couldn't even chew it.
- Yeah, no it wasn't very good though, no.
Me mouth smells like a fucking petrol station
at 5:00 a.m., right now.
- If I had stopped at just one,
probably wasn't the worst one I've had.
I shoved six of those cunts in my mouth.
Sorry, I shouldn't have said that.
- You wish.
- And like, I don't really know
what people are going on about,
in other videos, like. - We just--
- we just keep eating them, so, like.
- Yeah.
- I'm delirious. Ah! it's on my-- (sniffing)
Can you smell them on your hand?
- (sniffing) Yep.
- Oh fucking hell!
- Just let's go back to a happier time.
A sugary cup of tea, you know.
They were the good days, weren't they?
- Not bad.
- Mostly not bad,
but I do feel like somebody farted in my face.
- Almost really good, Thailand.
Little suggestion though, if you have a suggestion box?
- Fuck off with your durian.
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There's new videos every Monday and Tuesday,
and Friday? And who knows?
Maybe we'll have to eat shit again.
And you can just laugh your little heads off.
- And watch.
- And watch and enjoy.
Thank you.