I'm going to read a question and you
have to answer the first thing that comes to your mind.
It doesn't have to be fast, but it's just
the first thing that comes to your mind
so it's an honest answer.
And then--
[BUZZER]
And then I hit the button.
Yeah, no apparent reason.
OK.
All right.
What on-screen co-star were you the most nervous to kiss?
[BUZZER]
Sorry.
Hooch.
A very large tongue.
Yeah.
When people see me, they ask me to dance.
What do they do when they see you?
[BUZZER]
After.
Sorry.
62 years of game shows makes me hit the buzzer.
Yeah.
They ask me to say, "Brace for impact."
Really?
Yeah.
How's that?
Yep.
All right.
[BUZZER]
That's what I meant.
Do you know that people have tattoos of you on them?
The thought petrifies me.
No, I haven't seen them.
I've seen them and I want to show you.
Really?
These are tattoos that people have put--
this is you--
Oh my word.
--on someone's arm.
Look at that.
Here's another one.
Man, that's dedication.
Yep.
I just wanted to show you that because I found out
I had people that put tattoos of me on them.
All right, that's Martha Stewart tying one of her shoes.
No.
All right.
OK.
It gets better.
There's another one.
OK, let's see that.
There.
Ay ya ya.
Holy smokes.
Yeah, I'm hoping they got their money back on those.
Yeah.
What was your favorite job before getting
into show business?
I was a bellman for the Oakland Hilton hotel.
[BUZZER]
Did you get nice tips on that?
I made about $0.50 a time.
But it wasn't so much that.
It was the hang, because I ended up
carrying the bags for some very big-time people.
Cher--
Wow.
I carried her bags when she--
She must have a lot of bags.
Oh, Mandy.
If she had paid me $0.50 a bag, I wouldn't be doing this show.
I'd be off.
I'd be living on my asteroid, as a matter of fact.
[INTERPOSING VOICES]
I'll tell you what I did.
One of my first jobs is I would work at a car wash,
and when the car came through the car wash,
I'd be the one getting in it, and driving it
out, and cleaning the inside, and then hand in the key,
and hope you got $1 or something.
And especially if it was a nice car, I got to drive nice cars.
This job, I'm guessing, lasted about three years.
[BUZZER]
Thank you.
[INAUDIBLE] --see what I did?
No.
I saw that I should have seen it coming.
What celebrity can you do an impression of?
OK, I can do a Robert De Niro from Casino.
[BUZZER]
"You're drunk.
You're on drugs.
Look at you."
That's good.
That's not bad, huh?
Yeah, that was pretty good.
Yeah.
I do Columbo.
Really?
Yeah.
Let's hear it.
Pardon me, ma'am.
I don't mean to bother you.
First of all I think I remember Columbo, as does our audience,
and he did that--
Pardon me, ma'am.
I don't mean to bother you.
Is that what he says?
No, it's, "Pardon me, ma'am.
I don't mean to bother you."
Wow.
Don't try to correct my--
[BUZZER]
I think it's fantastic.
What is one thing that you've tried
that you'll never do it again?
Not following the instructions on an Instapot to a T.
[BUZZER]
I dated men.
[BUZZER]
And you'll never do that again?
Never do it again, no.
Who was the first celebrity crush that you had?
[BUZZER]
It was a Miss Nancy on Romper Room.
Did you grow up with Romper Room?
Wow.
I knew that Miss Nancy was hot when my dad lingered at home
before going off to the office.
If you can't sleep in the middle of the night, what do you do?
I wait.
[BUZZER]
I get back to sleep.
You just stay in bed?
Well do you get up and do stuff?
No, I don't but--
No, yeah.
--some people do.
But sometimes it goes, like, an hour or so,
and you just lay there and wait.
Ponder the zeitgeist-- and occasionally, turn over.
Well that works too.
Yeah.
You have an asteroid named after you.
What's something else you'd like to have named in your honor?
A bridge in New Jersey.
[BUZZER]
Really?
All right.
Why not?
Let's do it.
Because it would be like--
"I'm on the Tom Hanks."
Yeah.
"I'm on the Hanks.
It's pretty much backed up," or "Traffic backed up
on the approach to the Hanks."
"The Hanks is backed up."
That would be good.
Toy Story 4 opens-- and that just means--
Hanks is backed up?
Yeah, you don't want that.
We can say that?
I said it.
Oh my word.
And I'm trying to make you rethink your decision.
Oh my word.
Toy Story 4 opens in theaters June 21.
We'll be right back.
Yes, we will.