-♪ Ask the Fallons ♪
♪ Ask the Fallons ♪
-Hi, everyone. -Hi.
-Thank you for sending in all those questions.
-Seriously, thank you so much. [ Laughter ]
-No. -Isn't it thrilling to be back?
-Happy Valentine's Day. -Yes, Happy Valentine's.
-We haven't done this in a while.
"What song best describes your marriage?"
Oh, you know what I think of?
-What? -Today, you played it.
What song do you always sing just out of nowhere?
You'll just -- -The Bonnie Raitt one?
-Yeah. -Yeah. [ Laughter ]
[ Falsetto ] ♪ You won't believe it ♪
"Let's give 'em something to talk about." -I love that one, yeah.
I guess we are. Or they're giving us something
to talk about here.
-I forget the plot of the song, but --
[ Laughter ]
-Let's just say it's that and hope for the best.
-We love Bonnie Raitt. -Then we'll research later, yeah.
-"Nancy, what's the most romantic thing
Jimmy has done for you, so far?"
-[ Sighs ] I feel like I've -- -I'll hold it.
[ Laughter ]
I'll hold it.
-To me, one of the most romantic things -- it was so insane --
was the flash mob at the sushi restaurant.
-The flash mob was good. We went to a sushi restaurant
and they were all actors, but we --
It was your birthday and we were in --
-Well, yeah. So, it's my birthday
and I'm like, "Please, no big deal."
I don't dislike my birthday. It's fine.
I just don't need a giant party. We're halfway through and this
-[ Laughs ] -man gets up and he starts singing.
-♪ Why do birds ♪
♪ Suddenly appear ♪
-And we're like -- -And we were like,
"This is so embarrassing." We're,
He's about to propose!"
And then all of a sudden,
this woman walks out of the bathroom and she's like --
♪ Every time you are near ♪
And then every table started singing the song.
Then a tablecloth comes off of a table we didn't notice
and a keyboard is there.
This guy is playing the keyboard, doing the song.
Then the trumpet or saxophone
comes in from the kitchen. -Trumpet player comes
out of the kitchen with the chef.
♪ Wah ah ah ♪
-[ Scat singing ]
♪ Close to you ♪
-Oh, my God. It was the most insane!
-You looked at me and I just mouthed, "Happy Birthday."
-"What is your favorite board game to play together?" Or --
-1, 2, 3.
-[Both] Scrabble.
-"What's the longest trip you've ever been on together
and would you do it again?"
That France trip was pretty long.
Remember when we woke up the next morning?
-Oh, yeah. That was really funny.
-I go, "Honey, wake up." I go --
You go, "Yeah." I go, "Honey..."
[ Laughter ]
-Like we're staying with -- -We're saying at this
-Place. -nice place and I go,
"Honey... -Oh, my God!
-...one of us wet -- -You shook me and you go,
"Honey, one of us wet the bed."
And I sit up. I go, "First of all,
one of us did not wet the bed."
[ Laughter ]
-Well, I was trying to say -- -I did not wet the bed.
-But if you did, you know, I figured
get it out there, get it out there now
and say like, you know -- -This is a thing?
-Yeah, we'll just make it easier on you, so you don't feel bad.
-I'm like, "No, one of us did not wet the bad.
Did you wet the bed?"
-It's soaking wet, on my side. -Bed was like wet. Yeah.
-So it was probably me. I go -- And I go,
Wait, this is --" -This is so weird.
-This is -- I've ne-- And you go, "Honey.
-We went swimming last night. We went swimming last night.
You went to sleep in your swim trunks."
[ Laughter ]
-"One of us wet the bed" is one of my favorite.
-"Who is the funniest person in your family?"
-Franny!
[ Laughter ]
-Come on. That was a loaded question.
They know the answer.
-Oh. "What is your favorite candy bar?"
[ Hushed ] You like that one.
-Yeah. -It's not a Babe Ruth.
But it's named after -- -First of all, Babe Ruth
is not a candy bar.
-[ Laughs ] -It's a baseball player.
-Yeah, but isn't the one you like named
after a baseball player? -No.
-Oh Henry! Oh Henry!
-No! What are you even -- What?
I couldn't even tell you what that candy bar is.
Oh Henry!? Who likes an Oh Henry! bar? -You like some avocadovo?
[ Laughter ]
-Clark. -Yeah, the Clark Bar.
Ooh Henry Clark. It's not like, "Oh, what are you
talking about?" Not that different. Two names.
-They're totally different names. -Old-school names.
-Oh Henry!? It's a phrase.
It's a sentence.
Oh Henry!? That's --
-What would be my favorite candy bar?
It would be more of a sweet-tart type of situation.
Oh, yeah. I like hot tamales.
"Would you chew each other's ABC gum?"
-[ Laughs ]
-I totally would. -I would.
-Oh, yeah, hell yeah.
I wouldn't like just like, "Ooh! Could I have that?"
-You would? Yeah, me too. -But I wouldn't like want it,
but I would totally do it.
-Me too. -Aww.
Happy Valentine's Day. -I love you.
[ Laughter ]
-Happy Valentine's Day!
Have a good one, or don't,
and don't worry about Valentine's Day,
-[ Laughs ] -if you don't like it.
-What are you talking about?
Some people don't like it. -Have a good one.
Well, just ending on "Have a good one"
is a nice thing to say. "Or don't."