- Good morning, everyone.
Sorry I missed my upload deadline
because Max and I were sick for all, for almost two weeks.
You can probably still hear it in my voice.
This is like the first day
that I feel mildly healthy, relatively healthy.
It's not COVID; got tested twice.
It's supposed to be Pride today and we were gonna go out
and watch the parade, Pride Parade,
and celebrate our queerness.
Can't do that anymore.
They canceled the parade, which sucks.
Wait, what time is it?
Our neighborhood has like this public market
that goes from 10:00 AM to 2:00 PM on Sundays,
and since I just woke up, I have to go.
I have to go to the Farmer's Market.
So the reason why I want to go to the Farmer's Market today
is because there's this one lady who has this stand
and she makes this beautiful ceramic dinnerware.
And two weeks ago, I bought two of 'em,
and they look like ...
Oh shit, where is it?
And they look like this.
Aren't they so beautiful?
These are real stoneware.
She made it all herself.
It's all handmade.
And this beautiful gray color.
I only bought two
because Max was making me feel bad about getting them.
I don't know why, but I don't want to be caged anymore
with my dinnerware choices so I'm gonna go and get some.
Keys, wallet, and lip balm.
I did it.
She only had one plate left because they were so busy,
but I special ordered another one to pick up next week,
so now I have a collection of four.
I also got blueberries.
It was so cute.
There was this little boy who sold the blueberries,
and he was like, I was like, "How much is this?"
And he went ...
(Yos squeals)
I couldn't help myself.
I'm gonna have it with yogurt this morning.
Let's wash these bad boys.
Can dogs have blueberries?
Hey, Siri, have dogs have blueberries.
Yes. - [Siri] Yes, dogs
can eat blueberries.
- Blueberries, Brutus!
He has to like see me eat them first before he wants it.
So good. (Yos moans)
You want this?
No, he doesn't want it.
Try it, try it.
Try it, please?
Please, for me?
Okay, never mind.
I found these at Costco,
these little coconut yogurt, and they come
in this cute little packaging, so irresistible.
And they taste so good.
Some granola's in there, some blueberries.
That's like a wholesome white girl breakfast.
Being sick sucks, y'all.
By the way, we managed to find this pot for our olive tree.
Well, it's not a pot.
We just put like a laundry basket over it,
but it looks so homey and cute, don't you think?
And we also found one for the other plant
that's in the bedroom.
Look at that.
Isn't that cute?
Every morning I wake up and I look at it and I smile.
I haven't done a proper haul in a while,
so I might as well just do that.
(Max blows)
That was Max,
not any other strange men sneezing in my apartment.
Okay, hold on, let me just gather all my things.
Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
Should we start with home stuff first or clothes first?
I know, let's start with fragrance first.
These are the two fragrance
that I've been wearing basically every day,
and I like layer them for fun.
This is the first one that I bought.
This one's called the Molecule_01 by Escentric Molecules.
Apparently this only has like a couple of ingredients in it.
When I first sprayed it on myself, I did not smell anything.
Let me just ...
I was like, "What is this?
"It just smells like alcohol."
But the more it develops, the more it mix in
with like your skin's chemistry or whatever,
you start smelling things,
and it smells different on everyone's skin.
On me, it smells like, it smells like a baby's neck.
It just smells really comforting and really nice.
It's a weird way to describe a fragrance,
but to me, honestly it smells like childhood.
After I sprayed it, I was like,
"Yeah, there's no way I'm buying this.
"It smells like nothing."
But then I was walking around and I smelled myself again
and I was like, "Holy shit, what the hell is that smell?"
And I would get so many random compliments
whenever I wear this perfume.
People are like, "What are you wearing?
"You smell like skin."
It just smells like really pretty skin,
like someone comforting.
This is like on the polar opposite of that.
This one smells like birthday cake.
Oh, wait, I did show you this one.
Okay, I'm not gonna talk about that one again.
The next fragrance is not a fragrance you wear.
It's a fragrance that I put in the bathroom
so my bathroom smells beautiful.
And actually, because our bathroom is right there,
I can smell it all the way out to the bedroom.
It's the Diptyque Eau-Rose scent
and I used to wear the toilette version
in my like peak gay period in New York.
I was like this twink wearing this rose scent
and that was my life in New York
and I loved the memory of it,
so I decided to buy it and put it in my bathroom
so I can smell it all day and every day.
And I don't use it.
I don't let anyone use it.
I literally tell everyone who comes in this bathroom,
"Please don't use the hand soap.
"It's not for hand soap purposes.
"It's for smelling purposes."
Next, I was gifted this book by a wonderful friend
of mine from Japan.
Thank you, Yachi.
It's the interior design handbook
'cause we just moved to this apartment
and I know nothing about interior design,
so I've been learning about a lot of practical things
from this book.
This is very different from a lot
of interior design books that you would normally see,
like this is the kind of interior design books
that you would usually see like on a coffee table.
A lot of pictures, a lot of inspiration.
This is like practical advice,
like how to pick a light source
and what size coffee table to pick with your sofa.
So this has been really useful.
It feels like I'm taking a class on interior design,
which is really fun.
Okay, now let's jump into clothes.
I've been really crazy obsessed with Aritzia.
They sell, well, only women's clothing,
but you know, clothing's clothing, so who cares?
Although like I'll be honest with you.
Most of the time, the girls who work there
like completely ignores me 'cause I guess they didn't think
that I would buy anything there, but I bought a lot there.
Aritzia makes the best like sweat suits, sweat pants,
sweaters, so I bought a bunch of 'em.
I bought four pairs of these shorts
and specifically, they're the Cozy Fleece line
in the boyfriend-fit.
I bought three pairs in like five inches,
and they look like these.
It's been like my summer wardrobe.
I haven't worn anything else but these.
And I also bought one in three inches size,
which is like incredibly slutty.
I'm gonna show it to you right now how slutty it is.
So this is five inches,
and this is three.
This is not for the fainthearted.
This is for all y'all sluts out there.
I wore this the other day at a music festival
with this crop top and I was a super slut.
Some days you just gotta feel yourself, you know?
I don't know.
Sometimes I just wanna feel like a bottom,
not that I don't feel like that 24/7.
I also bought this hoodie.
Cute, cute, for everyday wear.
And I also bought this shirt.
It's like cropped and billowy and cute.
Let me show you.
Again, Aritzia, all from Aritzia.
I'm gonna shop there probably for the rest of my life.
Anyway, that's what it looks like.
I love it.
I have a lot of issues looking for like zip-up hoodies
'cause a lot of them I find are way too long on me,
so give it up for Aritzia for making these cropped hoodies.
I don't know why there aren't more guys
who wears crop hoodies, but yo, guys,
it makes your legs look so tall 'cause look how nice
and cropped this is.
I feel like when I wear hoodies,
like the normal size hoodies,
I feel like I don't have legs.
Could be a vibe, but I like to feel like I have long legs.
Daddy long legs.
And I wear this at home to pick up packages.
Okay, and now that's it for my haul.
Now I have to clean that up.
- You're halfway through the bake, bakers, halfway through.
- Max finally got his brand-new TV,
so he moved his old TV in the bedroom,
which was a huge mistake,
so now I spend my days watching baking shows in bed.
(gentle music)
(everyone speaking indistinctly)
(Yos laughs)
I know you don't approve.
I don't care.
It's so cute; it's mine.
- [Max] This feel a bit racist?
- I decided that it is racist.
Wait, this is so cute.
- [Max] You had one before.
- I know, but one is 75$ and one's 90$.
- Not because you're in the vintage shop
that you have to buy everything that you see.
I'm the voice of reason.
Hey, Yos, I hear the sea.
- [Yos] If I had a house all to myself ...
- [Max] Which you don't, good thing.
- This would be mine.
I would take that home, I'm serious.
I would take that home.
- [Laurent] But you have like a room that's only yours?
- No, I don't.
I should have one, actually.
- [Max] Mine is my drum room.
- Yeah, he has his own and I don't.
- [Max] The fuck is that?
- Look, his arms.
Like lizard arms.
I wonder if it's real skin?
Do you think it's real skin?
Is that a vibe?
- [Max] It's animal cruelty.
It's never a vibe.
- Yeah, but if it's vintage, it's okay.
- [Max] Why do you keep wanting ugly stuff?
Well, I guess you want me; it's fine.
- Hello, y'all, so this is like a week later,
a couple days later.
We keep telling ourself, "We have to vlog today.
"We have to vlog today," and then random shit
just keeps coming up so now we haven't uploaded
in like two weeks, almost three weeks, which is bad.
It's not like we're particularly like sick
or like wanting a break.
No, we wanted to like make videos, but we just didn't.
No excuse. (metal part falls)
So we did buy the car, the vintage car.
Our amazing friend Laurent got the price down by $5,
so I got it for $40 instead of $45.
Max was like, "That's not a very good deal,"
but I didn't care 'cause I would've paid more
than that for this, even though, yes, I did break it.
I stuffed it in my Sephora bag on the way home
'cause I didn't wanna carry it all by,
all, like this; big mistake.
This car needs to get cleaned and glued
and it's got some fun features.
You can like open the door and the wheels go like that,
so we'll find a home for him somewhere, someday.
Oh, and I finally got a new office chair.
I think it's called the stature chair from CB2.
I've been eyeing this for a while.
I don't even know if this is like a cool chair anymore,
but it's just one of those things where you've just loved it
for years and years and you've always wanted one
and I kind of just had to like scratch that itch,
you know what I mean?
It's like edging for hours and then cumming,
but in this case it's been years,
so that was a good orgasm to have.
Another exciting upgrade.
We finally got curtains.
I cracked a little window there for the olive tree
so it can get some sunlight.
So we did go antiquing with our new friend, Laurent.
He took us to this beautiful antique store.
I have never gone antiquing in Montreal,
so that was really fun.
I'm the kind of guy who just follows my heart.
If I see something, I need to get it right there and then,
and then Max is the type that has to think about it
for two, three days, so it was good that he was there
so he kind of controlled my spending spree
and I didn't just get everything I want.
I ended up only with two things,
so I think that was pretty responsible.
They had a lot of cute fun knickknacks.
A couple of racist items unsurprisingly.
Then we walked around, looking at other furniture stores.
We're still looking for a dining table.
Still haven't found one that we love yet.
I know a lot of people on the last video
liked the current dining table that we have, the round one.
Would love to keep that one, but the legs are broken.
We had a little too much fun on that table
is the only explanation I'm willing to give you.
Anyway, MaxandYos.com.
I'm gonna take my time hunting for the right dining table,
especially getting an antique
or reclaimed wood kind of piece
is gonna require a lot of digging, and I'm okay with that.
I'm okay with the hunt, so for now we live
with a broken table and we'll just avoid having too good
of a time on that table in the meantime.
(gentle music)
- [Max] Get your new hat?
- Got my hat.
Do you wanna see? - [Max] Cute.
- It's like a vintage baseball-looking cap.
Isn't this adorable?
- [Max] What does "FG" stand for?
- So it's from the brand Fear of God.
- [Max] You gonna try it out?
- No, 'cause I don't wanna ruin my hair.
We are going to this Taiwanese place.
They have amazing Taiwanese food.
It's one of the only ones in Montreal, on the whole island.
(gentle music)
- [Max] This is yours. - [Yos] Yum.
That looks so legit.
- [Max] It is.
(gentle music)
- We're home now and look who's here.
Wait, where is he, oh, there.
(Yos laughs) Jasper's here.
- [Max] It's Jasper the Terror.
- Yeah, Jasper the Terrible.
No, just kidding.
Jasper the, the Sammy.
So the plan is now that the weather is nice,
we're gonna go get ice cream with the boys.
- Also need to go buy new coffee.
We're running out.
- Which hat should I wear?
This, my boring LA one, or this,
my cool new Montreal one? - This one.
- He's totally just acting in front of the camera
'cause a week ago when I first bought this,
he was like, "Red is not your color.
"You look so ugly in red."
- I didn't say that.
I said the front part is better-looking.
- Yeah, but I wanna wear it like this.
- So don't go with the cute part.
- No, you literally were like, "Red is not your color."
I don't disagree though.
I'll wear this one.
- [Max] Should I wear the other one?
- Try it. (Yos laughs)
- This is right way to wear a hat.
- [Yos] Wait, you have to fold the front, like bend it.
- No, I like it flat.
- [Yos] It's cute, but it doesn't match your outfit.
- I look like a pokemon trainer.
- [Yos] Yeah, you do.
Should we go hat shopping for you?
- [Max] No, I'm good.
- [Yos] No, let's go.
I don't think this one is for you.
Wait, that looks cute actually.
- No hat is for me, but only for when I have bad hair day.
- [Yos] So today? - Bitch.
(Yos laughs) (Max laughs)
(gentle music)
Yum, num, num, num, num.
- Yum, num, num, num, num.
Don't you think having two dogs feels right?
- It feels a lot.
- Yeah, but it feels right.
I just need like a simple twink dog,
like the ones that don't shed like a Shih Tzu mix
or like a Maltese, I don't know.
Do Maltese shed?
Or even like a long-haired Chihuahua.
- It's medium or big dog or nothing.
The smaller, the meaner.
Like they bark, just like you.
- That's not true.
I'm like the sweetest, I'm the sweetest dog ever.
We're gonna go hang out with the boys at the park,
so we're gonna say goodbye right here.
Sorry this vlog is so late.
I promise the next one won't be.
- I want a kiss goodbye.
(Max laughs)
(gentle upbeat music)