- Back seat of my ride,
I got my whole team, (crowd cheering)
(bell dings) Back seat of my ride,
we keep it so mean. - Yo
The back seat of my ride,
you know it's so black,
the back seat of my ride,
Wild 'N Out done came back.
(bell dinging) (crowd cheering)
(crowd chants) - Back seat of my ride
- Go! Go!
- Back seat
of my ride.
- Back seat of my ride,
I got plenty room.
- Henny, too.
Rolling with Carlos, he keep many fuel
- Hey, back seat of my ride,
I got the best trees.
- Finesse me, loving them,
rubbing all on your Nestle.
- You sexy
- Knew from the moment that you had text me
undress me, wanting them hands
to come caress me.
- Hey, yo, back seat on my ride,
I got the best meat.
I pack heat.
Plus, you know,
(together) black men don't cheat!
(crowd cheers) - Hey!
(crowd sings) - Back seat of my ride
The back seat of my ride.
- The back seat
of my
ride.
Back seat in my ride,
you know I got the engine.
- Back seat of my ride,
you know I'm all up in it.
- Back seat of my ride,
I keep a lot of women.
- Back seat of my ride,
you know I keep 'em grinning.
- Back seat of my ride.
you know I'm always winning.
- Back seat of my ride,
just like the seventh inning.
- Back seat of my ride,
they got long extensions.
- Back seat of my ride,
you know we get the chicken.
Back seat of my ride,
you know I keep it flicking. - Come on.
The back seat of my ride,
y'all taking ass whippings.
Back seat of my ride,
I keep it old school.
So cool,
And you know I'm coming with some new shoes.
- Aye!
(bell dings) (crowd cheers)
(crowd chants) - Back seat of my ride
- Go! Go!
(crowds continues) - The back seat
of my ride - Go, go!
- The back seat
of my
ride.
- Back seat of my ride,
you know we smoking strong.
- Back seat of my ride,
you know I can't go wrong.
- Back seat of my ride,
right, when is we going home?
- Back seat of my ride,
aye, it's taking long.
- The back seat of my ride,
you know we riding on chrome.
- Back seat of my ride,
you know what! It's on.
- You know it's on,
coming off the top of the dome.
I make your hoe scream
Like Macaulay up in Home Alone.
- Ambulance had your girl
let her get nasty.
Take her home, get her naked,
let get Fresh, see.
And then she grabbing and touching,
rubbing the (beep) and grabbing up.
She wanna tug on something
- Hold on, hold on. - I ain't giving nothing.
- Oh!
- You say she get nasty?
Oh yeah, she get trashy.
I might not pull out and have a baby
like Nick Cannon. (crowd laughs)
Y'all already know
that we be super swag
and super rapping.
They know on these tracks,
we gonna make it happen.
(crowd cheers)
- One more time.
Let me say it,
let's get ignorant. - Yeah!
- You know Nick been getting
all his girls pregnant. - Yeah!
- But that's okay,
he been doing it just like a sport.
Plenty cash, child support,
you know already, court!
Yeah.
(crowd raps) - Back seat of my ride!
Go! Go!
- Baby daddy! - Baby mama!
(everyone) - Aye yo, who wants the drama?
- I can take a little bit.
(crowd cheers)
- Hey! OG!
(whistling)
- My baby mama
is so dumb.
- (everyone) How dumb is she?
- Man, she gone try to holla at me,
and y'all know I don't even talk
to women, who got kids.
(laughing) (bell dinging)
- Baby daddy! - Baby mama!
(everyone) - Aye yo, who wants the drama?
- My baby mama so ugly.
(everyone) - How ugly is she?
- I'm the only one that got kids by her.
(crowd laughs) (bell dinging)
(audience cheering)
- Wow!
- Baby daddy! - Baby mama!
(everyone) Yo, who wants the drama?
- My baby mama so hood.
(crowd) - How hood is she?
- She tried to put me
on child support one time
and they locked her ass up,
cause she had outstanding traffic warrants.
- (laughing) These are true stories.
(bell dings)
- Naw, this (beep) real.
(crowd laughing)
- Can I cancel?
- Hell yeah, you can.
- Can I cancel?
- Hell yeah, you can.
- The phrase black men don't cheat,
cause yes the (beep) they do.
(audience laughing)
- No you cannot! (audience laughing)
- Tell her 'Los. - Everyone, all of 'em.
- No you cannot, - Yes they do.
- cancel that.
(bell dings)
- Let her know 'Los.
- Can you cancel black men don't cheat?
Girl the nerve of you.
You better cancel them braids. (crowd laughs)
Can I cancel?
- (everyone) Hell yeah you can.
- I said, can I cancel?
- (everyone) Hell yeah you can.
- Can I cancel getting to know each other?
I don't wanna get know you.
Think about it.
Everybody you used to deal with.
You stopped dealing with them,
once you got to know 'em.
(bell dings)
- Yep, I got it. I got it.
(crowd cheering)
- What's up Nick?
- Normally when you ask me stuff
that has nothing to do with trivia,
it just be complaints. (crowd laughing)
- Okay. Well, since you think,
you know everything.
- (laughing)
Let's talk about these four ugly dudes
that you hired to guard the chain.
(laughing)
- Yo, they ain't playing Carlos.
I'm telling you.
(more laughs)
- Nah, I was gone say,
that was, that was pretty smart.
So let me ask you this question, first.
Would you say those four ugly dudes are tough?
- Yes, absolutely.
- So you think they like,
strong and tough
and they would like protect you, right?
(audience laughs)
- They, yes.
- So this is my question.
Since these guys are so strong and tough.
Do you think they
gone be tough enough,
to keep them people
from taking this show from you, again?
- (laughing) I hired some other people
to prevent that. We good.
(crowd laughs)
- Alright. No further questions.
(laughing) (crowd cheers)
- Is that, is that a correct answer
or is that? What do we?
- We shall see, won't we.
(bell dings)
- (laughing) We shall see.
(crowd cheering)
- What's up Nicholas?
- What's poppin'?
- The colors this year
are pink and green.
And we got all these
new, weird ass cast members.
(crowd laughs)
What did you do to get this show back?
- Is that, you got me playing plead the fifth.
Um, I ain't do nothing.
I stood my ground.
(cheering)
- I don't believe that (beep).
(laughing) Got me on...
- Is that answer right or wrong?
- It's wrong.
(buzzer sounds) (crowd laughs)
- How you know?
(bell dinging)
- That's nothing!
My cousin, Nick Cannon is so fly.
- (everyone) How fly is he?
- Went platinum and didn't even sell no albums.
- (crowd) Ooooo! - Exactly! Yeah!
There is is! (bell dings)
(crowd cheering)
I ain't gotta sell no albums.
I'm fly!
- The platinum right here!
The platinum right here!
(clapping) (laughing)
- Watch out, Chance.
Yo!
- (crowd) Yo!
My man Chance the Rapper
is so fly!
- (crowd) How fly is he?
- Man, the boy done donated over
a million dollars to
Chicago Public Schools,
by himself! (crowd cheering)
(bell dings) With no deal!
(crowd cheering)
(bell dinging)
- Independently.
- Okay, right now I'm on earth,
but I'm probably leaving soon.
I'm trying to be the
first black dude on the moon. (crowd laughing)
- Astronaut (crowd cheers)
(bell dings)
- Keep that camera in my hand.
You seen my work on Instagram.
When you put your ass
on the sink,
I'm like, hold on, keep it.
And don't even blink.
(laughing)
- Are you a photographer? (laughing)
- Hell yeah. (crowd cheers)
(bell dings)
You know me?
I'm dropping off dirt.
All the driving is all my work.
I don't care how much you bought.
I got a whole truck load
of this asphalt.
(laughing)
- Dumb truck driver.
(bell dings) - That asphalt...
Hey y'all straight on that gas?
(crowd laughing) (bell dings)
Y'all boys straight on that gas?
(laughing)
- Your next scene is on an unemployment line.
(laughing)
- Y'all straight on that gas? (bell dinging)
- Your topic is in a trap house.
- It's some roaches on this carpet.
It's some roaches on this carpet.
- (everyone) Now you out wild out.
- The police outside.
The police outside.
- (everyone) Now you wild out.
- White people gentrifying.
White people gentrifying.
- (everyone) Now you wild out.
- You keep the change.
You get the change.
You keep the change.
- (everyone) Now you wild out.
- Ain't no eggs in this pot.
Ain't no eggs in this pot. - Cook it.
Ain't no eggs in this pot. - Cook it. Cook it.
Cook it.
- (everyone) Now you wild out.
- We getting robbed. (crowd laughs)
We getting robbed.
- (everyone) Now you wild out.
- I ain't trying to get robbed.
(laughing) I ain't trying to get robbed.
I ain't trying to get robbed. (bell dings)
- (everyone) Now you wild out.
(soft music) (monkey sounds)
(laughing)
- This movie's about monkeys and white people.
The monkeys learn how to read
and wanted to be treated equal.
Next thing you know,
it wasn't alright.
They shut the city down
and had a big ass fight.
(chuckling)
- Uh?
- Do you have cable at your house?
(crowd laughs)
(buzzer sounds) - Planet of the Apes!
- She said (beep)!
She (beep) cheated!
(laughing)
She said (beep)!
(crowd laughing)
(bell dings) (cheering)
- (everyone) Pick up and kill it,
and kill it and kill it. - All right, your topic
is charity.
- What's up?
- (everyone) Pick up and Kill it
and kill it and kill it.
- I ain't into charity.
I don't do that.
I just fight to keep my money
in a sack.
In my pocket.
Cause I rock it.
And I take your girl coochie,
and I lock it.
I'm a bad mammajamma.
You can't see me.
I don't give a damn about charity.
(crowd cheers)
- Charity,
ain't that yo' lady?
Every time I see her,
she want to have my baby.
I took her to the mall.
I took the trick shopping.
And every time I hit from the back,
no stopping.
(crowd cheers)
- Hey! Chico Bean.
I'm so dapper.
Charity?
Who I look like,
Chance the Rapper?
(crowd cheers)
I ain't giving my
money to nobody.
Every girl that I sleep with
is a hottie. Ugh!
- Speaking of hotties.
Your girl a look like Yachty.
(crowd laughs)
And don't nobody try to holler
if at a party.
When I seen her,
I looked at her face
and said,
Chico, you need to be locked up
and catch a case.
(crowd cheers)
- You said my girl look like Yachty,
you crazy!
Let me talk a little bit
about your lady.
I had her,
from the back.
Even though she looked
just like Kodak Black!
- Hey! (crowd cheers)
(bell dings)
- Pick up and kill it
and kill it and kill it.
- Pick up and kill it
and kill it and kill it. - Alright,
your next word is rappers.
- Nick Cannon, Nick Cannon.
You know that you can't rap.
I would be your partner.
My partner would say that.
You make some music
that don't get no playback.
When you see a microphone,
Nick, you should stay back. (crowd laughing)
- Damn, I should stay back.
Why should you say that?
Is he just jealous
of my M- M- Maybach? (crowd oooing)
I'm not Rick Ross,
but I am your boss.
In this game here,
(beep) you lost.
Matter of fact
we wilding out,
kick this (beep) off.
(crowd laughing)
Fired. He fired. (bell dinging)
You fired!
- (everyone) Pick up and kill it
and kill it and kill it.
- Your topic is natural disasters.
- Pick up and kill it
and kill it and kill it.
- I'm coming through.
I'm bringing the pain.
You know my name.
I'm like a hurricane.
- Like a hurricane.
Well, they call me Bobby.
I hit your girl.
She got wet like a tsunami.
- Wet like a tsunami?
You sure that was straight.
I'm shaking on your girl.
She called me earthquake.
(crowd cheers) - She call you earthquake?
I got a halo.
We had the room spinning
like a tornado. (crowd cheers)
- Feeling like a tornado,
you a freak.
I made it rain on your girl,
(beep) her last week. (crowd laughs)
Made it rain last week.
I made it rain on your girl,
(beep) her last week! (crowd cheers)
- (everyone) Pick up and kill it
(bell dings) and kill it and kill it.
- Your topic is stimulus check.
- Got the stimulus check
so it's going down.
The government about to send out
the next round.
- Out the next round,
tell 'em I need plenty.
Cause soon as I get in mine,
I'ma buy some henny!
- You gone buy some henny?
Well it's on.
You know I'm 'bout to scam on the PPP loan.
(crowd laughing) - The PPP loan?
That's crazy as hell.
Lip took his stimulus
and bought a BBL.
- Rip got a BBL,
that's so crazy.
Amber got teeth, she Hitman, old lady.
- She Hitman old lady?
Oh damn!
I'ma take my stimulus check,
and try to buy some height, fam.
(crowd laughing)
- (everyone) Pick up and kill it
and kill it and kill it. (bell dings)
Pick up and kill it - Your topic is villains.
and kill it and kill it.
Pick up and kill it
and kill it and kill it.
- Pick up and kill it
and rap about villains.
Whip Spider-man ass,
for crawling up buildings.
- Whip spider,
boy you a soldier.
Her face look like,
the joker. (crowd laughs)
- You talk about the joker.
I never seen it.
Maddy on your team.
She look like the penguin. (crowd laughing)
- Look like the penguin?
Hold on, we know.
Lex Luger head, Chico. (crowd laughing)
- Don't talk about Chico,
that's my man.
You on the team with candy man.
(crowd laughs)
Candy man.
- (everyone) You on the team with candy man.
Pick up and kill it
and kill it and kill it.
Pick up and kill it
and kill it and kill it.
Pick up and kill it - Your topic is adult films.
and kill it and kill it.
Pick up and kill it
and kill it and kill it.
- We got adult films,
let's get to stroking.
All I need
is a towel and some lotion.
- Account entered (beep),
I'm already knowing.
I put the tape in and they was already going.
- Hey, Black
ebony.
The big round booty so heavenly.
- Heavenly?
You ain't seen what I seen.
She must of had them things on that screen.
Cause she was- - On that screen,
that is the camera.
I am professional,
you do the amateur.
- Amateur cause you know I'm nasty.
They had the filter on it,
made it look classy!
(crowd cheers)
- (screaming) (bell dings)
- Pick up and kill it
and kill it and kill it.
- Hold up, all that talk
about my breast.
You gone cut that (beep).
You dressed like Pepto-Bismol,
cause you smell like (beep). (crowd laughing)
And listen, Carlos,
you have to know.
When you put that on,
you look like a crack head in a traffic cone.
(crowd laughing) (bell dings)
- You got the big breast
and that's an known fact.
You even got some titties
that's hanging off your back.
- Aye! (bell dings)
- Titties on your back,
(everyone) keep titties on your back.
Big titties on your back. (bell dinging)
- Give me Carlos Miller on the old school.
- Uh oh, OG 'Los. (crowd cheering)
- New School... - All right.
Give me Bobby J. (crowd cheers)
You here.
Bobby, I need you here.
Carlos, you ready?
- I'm ready. - Bobby J, you're ready?
- I'm ready.
- Well the rooting.
(crowds laughs)
- Ladies, this is what happens,
when you only take half
of the Plan B pill.
(crowd laughing)
- Hey, Hey.
Don't Carlos look like that uncle
that be trying to (beep) your girl.
Hey nephew, that's you?
That's you, huh? Huh?
That's you nephew?
(crowd laughing)
I like that nephew.
- Boy, if you don't get your
baby body, grown man feet.
Look like you ain't going nowhere fast.
Ninja turtle face ass little boy.
(crowd laughing)
- Work shaky, work shaky.
- Aye. Aye.
Carlos look like he should be
on the front of the Black & Mild box like this.
(everyone laughing)
- You, out!
- Oooh!
(crowd shouts) - Goddamn!
- Give me Carlos Miller.
Miller, I need you here.
- No one another better than
DC Young Fly, I need you here.
(crowd cheers)
- Let's go Fly.
Let's get 'em boy!
- Carlos, your ready?
- I'm ready?
- DC, your ready? - Ready.
- Well a root.
- Oh, Ah Ah. Ee Ee. Your (beep)
(laughs)
- DC, if you don't get your goddamn,
Jess Hilarious when she take her makeup
looking ass, up outta here.
(crowd laughs)
- Boy, yo ass old as hell.
Boy yo ass bathe in oatmeal and apple sauce.
Ugly ass, boy!
- (laughing) Boy, if you don't get your goddamn,
ever thought of switching to Geico,
looking ass up outta here.
(crowd laughs)
- Boy, yo ass look like everybody begging ass uncle.
(more laughing) You ain't got no-
- Boy if you don't get yo goddamn,
them the same braids Nick threw away
three seasons ago,
looking ass up outta here.
(crowd laughing)
- Boy, you know what you look like?
My left nut, ugly ass boy.
- Boy if you don't get your goddamn,
tight pants that came with a (beep) part,
wearing ass. (crowd oooing)
- Boy, I know you ain't talking 'bout nobody.
Boy, your voice sound like Justina's.
(crowd laughing) Ugly ass.
- Boy, if you don't get your goddamn,
little bit of hair,
little bit of hair.
No beard having ass on the face.
- Boy yo ass look like that (beep)
get mad when a (beep) saying
he ain't got no Black & Mild.
What you mean you ain't got no Black & Mild?
(crowd laughing)
- Boy if you don't get yo goddamn,
you look like the Black & Mild,
when you put it out,
trying to light that bitch again,
looking ass up outta here!
(crowd laughing)
- Boy if you don't get your goddamn,
I ain't gone buy a car
if it ain't goddamn less than an 86,
ugly ass (beep) (laughing).
(crowd laughing)
- Boy if you don't get your goddamn,
baby braids, look like stitches on your head,
ass up outta here.
(crowd laughs)
- Boy if your don't get your goddamn,
I wasn't playing,
these cars too new,
ugly ass boy.
(crowd laughing) (whistle blowing)
- Team Old! Team Old!
- Here's the first time in history.
Both of you guys are just doing incredibly too good.
So we're gonna get you two,
the both up out of here.
You both won back. (crowd cheering)
Back to your spots, please.
We gone roll on today.
Maddy, I need you here. (bell dings)
I want you here.
That's where I want ya. (crowd cheering)
Old School give me Carlos Miller.
I need to here.
- We cannot be beat.
This man created this game.
This what he do.
- Man.
- Man. (whistle blowing)
- This ought to be good, okay.
- This gone get me canceled.
(laughing)
- Ready! Well a root.
- Carlos keeps telling people we didn't hook up.
I'm like, why do you think my dad cut me off?
(crowd laughing)
- Maddy, you got as much sex appeal
as a handful of lotion.
And I know you got vibrator
with a can opener on it.
(crowd laughing)
- Alright. You know,
I know Carlos doesn't wash his beard
cause it still smells like me
from last night.
(crowd laughing)
Oh my God, let me say this,
let me say this.
Black men don't cheat,
but they sure as hell eat (beep).
(crowd erupts)
(whistle blowing)
- Aw wait (laughing)
Let's Go!
- You, out!
- (crowd shouts) Goddamn!
- Let's Go! (bell dinging)