It's time for Food Adventure Program For Awesome People: the Toasty edition
*FAPFAP intro music plays*
S (singing): TOASTY~
M: It's kind of ironic that this is the toasty edition because it is extremely not toasty outside
S: It is very frigid cold outside
M: It's actually like-
S: SCROTUM TIGHTENGLY COLD
M: I don't know what that feels like
S: Well, I do and at minus 19 outside. It doesn't feel good.
M: So you're gonna get a little bit of footage of us like going into the toast place
but but holding like a metal tripod in the winter even with gloves on (S: bad idea) is a terrible idea, so
Let's go get some toasts and explain. What toast is once we get there
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Whoa nelly I'm not wearing my hat for you guys for fashions sake and I should definitely be wearing my hat I didn't want to
Ruin my little [boop ]. [oop] [oop] [oop] [oop] [oop] S: I can't feel my fingers. I'm gonna stop this
M: oh my God ducky!
We're going and oh my God. Oh look at that wonderful building right there.
What an accident. That is so lovely what does that say? Oooooh!I wish I could work there.
What an accident, we happened to walk past it [whoa]. I gotta go everybody I'm really cold. It's freezing cold.
Does this have toast? They have honey bread honey bread that's it. Let's check the menu first
That's what we're looking for [good]. Let's keep going Simone.
M: Okay, we want like a like a 90 percent honey bread restaurant. S: I don't like slathered and cream.
M: I think we found some. S: I think we found it.
S: This is what we're going for. M: I love the little display cases.
S: Look at this 3D menus is a brilliant you didn't have to recreate on that thing
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S: Chocolate a la mode. M: La mode. Totally choco la mode. S: Could be. M: There is no a - okay, Choco la mode.
M: Oh, yeah, chees-u bread-a bowl, cheese bread Bowl. S: We gotta get one of these big toasts. M: But the cheese bread Bowl comes with ice cream
S: (corrects martina) Gelato. M: Gelato [ah]
S: Only if it's a gelato. M: over at the top device to lure, but there's no caramel ones and put ie
M: Plain bread bowl. (talking to the cachier)Choco mode?
M:Yeah, uh-huh, Chees-u Toast-a.
M: Nee
M:Okay, our toast is here. S: Uh yeah, M: I'd like to mention that this is definitely part of our diet. S: Yes.
M: We've got a white carb-ey bread covered in
M: carb-ey sugar and Carb-ey ice cream
M: And it's like a dream move this together then that's us eating like, a loaf of Korean bread.
S: That's more bread than any person should consume. M: For those people that do enjoy. Hope you smell - bread sugar
Let's do some bread food porn shots
S: *In a sexy way* Sexy food porn shots. M: Ohhh.
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M: First comment, I'm Gonna say is that this does not look like the picture. S: Noo. M: remember the picture had like a cut underneath it
M: It had like, ooey gooey chocolate pouring from it. S:This is just like a loaf of bread
that's been cut.
M: But why are you cutting around the outside is what I want to know. You're supposed to actually cut into it right. um you do when
your entire meal is bread. S: it just tastes like wonder bread.
M: It tastes like someone took one of bread and dumped their chocolate milk on it. S: We do this for you guys.
M: They're the same breads. S: but you could prepare it in so many ways. M: Can you? *Piano music* S: Bread with ice cream, bread with cheese, bread with bread.
S: Let's see how thick this bread is. There is like nothing else into it, just like cheese on top.
S: There's been like glaze with sugar cheese. M: Really? S: yeah, you should try some. M: okay. Let's do some tradezies here. S: Oh
S :Ready? *Music plays and sound of photos being taken*
*Sound of photos being taken*
M: Um, there is like cream cheese on this. S: I don't know but what's this sweetness? M: No, I've got, I've got to investigate.
M: it tastes like cream cheese has had sugar dumped into it and then mash around to form like a
And there is like parsley in here.
M: So hang on second uh hold up a second Korea; S: *In a weird way* Hold up now.
M: If you're gonna put cheese on something and cover that in Parsley. You shouldn't be including something sweet like sugar cheese
M: It's not right. Cheese isn't sugar cheese it should be savour cheese.
*Music playing*
S: Okay. M: Wait a second who came up with this? Who was like...
...you know what would be really good as a dessert...S: [brum brum brum] M: no, I'm not eating that.
M: I love you guys, but I'm not eating that! no! what is that?
M: What is this like mushy leftover bread. S: look M: no, Kai Bai Boh. S and M: Kai Bai Boh, buh buh!
M: okay? One to One, ready? S and M: Kai Bai Bo.... S: Yes!
S: [Brem brem brem] baby, baby
M: It's huge I can't eat this much!
M: It's cold! S: [Brem brem brem] M: Oh, I'm scared.
S: Oh, YEAH !
S: Hmm wait, yeah, you got something on your lips,*Music playing* so romantic.
S: Actually you do, wait a second. yeah
S: [Brem brem brem] M: No, no , no.
M: [no], this has to be Kai Bai Bo again, I refuse.
S and M: Kai Bai Boh! Bo! Bo! Bo! S: yeah!
S: [Brem brem brem] M: ehhh
S: *Knock Knock* M: *Giggling* Eat the
S: Ahh! all that cheese
S: What, what's in there? Did you spit it out into your napkin? M: No... What's that behind you?
S: Martina just hit a random Korean guy right in the head. There was nothing in that tissue. M: there is nothing in that tissue!
S: We're not, we're not saying this to like rag on Korean desserts
S: we're just like sometimes, they have interesting unique things that you actually find em M: hmm S: hMM interesting.
M: We have had toast at different places that were better. S: right? M: Especially at the little coffee shops. S: Yes
M:They'll be like half the size, and they'll put sometimes like a peanut butter layer, remember the JamJam?
S: Yeah, they had like the fig spread in between. M: Yeah.
S:It was really good. M: but this is literally a hunk of bread covered in chocolate Sauce or caramel
There's nothing Korean-esque, or there's no like final touches
Pat Bing Su has dak in it (S: Yeah) like those little and it's got like... S: Korean flavors like Asian Flavors to it
S: This is just western bread plus western cream mixed together.
S: So that's it for this week's food adventure program for awesome people! M: next week's will be healthier... S: *In a mysterious way*or will it?
M: I'm gonna go brush my teeth. [I] feel cavities forming.
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