- ELLIE, I AM GLAD THAT THE GLOVES ARE WORKING OUT FOR YOU.
HAVE YOU BEEN USING THEM?
- I HAVE NOT TAKEN THEM OFF SINCE I WAS LAST HERE.
THEY--THEY ADD, LIKE, A LITTLE SKIP TO MY STEP.
THEY'RE GORG--HOW CAN YOU NOT FEEL POWERFUL IN THESE GLOVES?
- YEAH, YOU CAN'T. YOU CAN'T NOT.
- NO, SO I DON'T NOT.
- YEAH. [laughs]
ELLIE, YOU ARE SO GREAT IN A SMALL, CONFINED ROOM
LEARNING HOW TO DJ.
WE THOUGHT WE'D SEND YOU OUT IN PUBLIC THIS TIME.
SO WE SENT ELLIE TO A MALL,
AND WE THOUGHT WE WOULD HAVE HER OFFER
TO WRAP HOLIDAY PRESENTS FOR FREE.
AND WHO WOULDN'T TURN THAT DOWN? - YES.
- OH, IT WAS WONDERFUL. LET'S TAKE A LOOK.
- OKAY, THANKS.
- [singing] JUST HEAR THOSE SLEIGH BELLS
JING-A-LING, RING-TING-TING-A-LING TOO
- HI, ELLEN! HO, HO, HO!
IT'S THE HOLIDAYS, SO I DECIDED TO COME TO THE MALL
TO GIVE THE GIFT OF WRAPPING GIFTS,
WHICH IS MY GIFT TO THE PEOPLE.
- [singing] COME ON, IT'S LOVELY WEATHER
FOR A SLEIGH RIDE TOGETHER WITH YOU
- HELLO, I'M ELLIE.
I'LL BE WRAPPING YOUR GIFTS TODAY.
OH, MY--I'M NOT SURE IF THIS IS APPROPRIATE
FOR DAYTIME TELEVISION.
LOOK AT THESE WOMEN. - I KNOW, RIGHT?
- DO YOU REALLY WANT TO GIVE THIS TO HIM?
OKAY, YOU WON'T SEE MUCH OF HIM, EITHER, THOUGH.
I DON'T KNOW IF THAT'S WHAT-- I'M NOT A MARRIAGE COUNSELOR.
I HAVE MADE THAT MISTAKE BEFORE.
I AM SIMPLY A GIFT WRAPPER AND A JOY GIVER.
YOU KNOW, ELLEN, A WISE MAN ONCE SAID
A CHRISTMAS MORN IS-- HEY, MA'AM!
SORRY, DO YOU NEED THAT TO BE WRAPPED?
- IT'S ICE CREAM.
- LET'S WRAP IT.
- WRAP IT FOR WHAT?
- FOR YOU, YOU SILLY--
- IT WON'T LAST TILL CHRISTMAS. IT'S ICE CREAM.
- HAVE YOU EVER BEEN A PART OF A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE?
'CAUSE YOU'RE ABOUT TO BE.
[singing] CHRISTMAS MIRACLES
ON CHRISTMAS
- THAT'S GONNA SMELL.
- [singing] NONETHELESS, IT'S CHRISTMAS
AND ON CHRISTMAS MORNING
EVERYTHING SMELLS LIKE SNOWFLAKES
- THANK YOU. - MERRY CHRISTMAS, ANGEL.
- [laughs] THANKS.
- [singing] FA, LA, LA LA LA
DO YOU NEED ME TO WRAP SOMETHING?
- YEAH, PLEASE. - OKAY.
OKAY.
ALL RIGHT.
OFF TO THE RACES.
UH, THAT IS TOO MUCH PAPER.
I AM DOING SUBPAR WORK. I'M VERY SORRY.
UM... I NEED TO HAVE A MOMENT.
I NEED TO THINK ABOUT WHAT I DID.
SO I HAVE TO GO SIT IN THE POTATO CORNER.
[banging counter]
- HI. - MERRY CHRISTMAS.
OH, MY GOSH, HOW OLD IS YOUR BABY?
- 21 MONTHS.
- I'M SORRY, I CANNOT WRAP CHILDREN UNDER FOUR.
LET ME JUST GET THAT PAPER.
I THINK WE CAN JUST-- OH, SHOOT!
JUST A MINUTE.
SIR!
SIR AT THE SUNGLASSES KIOSK!
COULD YOU HELP ME?
THANK YOU!
JUST THROW IT UP!
JUST THROW IT UP WITH CHRISTMAS CHEER!
OH, YEAH, IF YOU BOTH-- IF YOU ADD SOME WEIGHT...
IT TAKES A VILLAGE. THANK YOU.
THANK YOU. OH!
THANK YOU! MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL!
OH, AND YOUR HAIR BAND.
WITH LOTS OF HAIR ON IT.
THANK YOU!
- REALLY? GIFT WRAPPING? - FREE GIFT WRAPPING.
- GREAT.
- A LOT OF PEOPLE DO RED AND GREEN FOR CHRISTMAS,
BUT I THINK IT'S IMPORTANT TO THINK OUT OF THE BOX.
- NO, NO, NO, NO. NO, NO, THIS.
- WELL, I'M GIFT WRAPPING. - YES, I KNOW.
I KNOW, BUT I DON'T THINK THAT GOES.
- WELL, I THINK--
- DO YOU HAVE SILVER? SILVER.
OH, THERE'S SILVER. - STOP, STOP, STOP IT.
- COULD WE JUST-- - THE CHOICE IS MINE.
- I THINK SILVER OR RED, 'CAUSE IT MATCHES.
- [sighs] - PLEASE.
- OKAY, I'M--ALL RIGHT, WHAT DO YOU WANT?
- RED OR SILVER WOULD BE REALLY NICE.
- I GET WHAT YOU THINK. - YOU KNOW WHAT?
IF YOU WANT TO JUST GIVE ME THE RIBBON.
- IF YOU WANT TO JUST GO SIT IN POTATO CORNER
AND STOP TELLING THE WRAPPER HOW TO WRAP.
- POTATO CORNER?
- [singing] OH, I'LL BE HOME FOR CHRISTMAS
IF ONLY YOU...
- AREN'T YOU GONNA DO THIS SIDE? YOU'RE NOT GONNA--
- DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO,
OR I'M GONNA YOU IN POTATO CORNER.
JINGLE BELL, JINGLE BELL
- COULD YOU JUST PUT ANOTHER PIECE OF TAPE THERE?
- WELL, ELLEN, I DID IT.
I WRAPPED SOME GIFTS,
SPREAD SOME CHEER,
AND CAME OUT WISER AND MERRIER.
HAPPY HOLIDAYS, EVERYONE.
BYE!
[cheers and applause]
- OH, THAT WAS HILARIOUS.
HILARIOUS.
THAT WAS FANTASTIC. THANKS FOR DOING THAT.
- THANKS FOR SENDING ME.
- AND I ALSO WANT TO THANK THE U.S. POSTAL SERVICE.
USPS IS THE OFFICIAL SHIPPER OF OUR 12 DAYS OF GIVEAWAYS.
THEY PROVIDE RELIABLE HOLIDAY DELIVERY
WITH ENHANCED USPS TRACKING.
AND, ELLIE, I ORDERED SOMETHING FOR YOU.
LET ME JUST TRACK IT AND SEE WHEN IT IS COMING.
BEEP, BOOP, BEEP, BOOP, BOOP...
I'M--JUST--I'M CHECKING.
[continues beeping] - TAKE ALL THE TIME.
- OH. - JUST CHECK.
- BEEP, BOOP, BOOP. - [laughs]
- BEEP, BOO, BOO.
OH, IT SHOULD BE HERE ANY SECOND NOW.
I THINK IT'S-- - OH, MY GOD!
[laughs] - THERE YOU GO.
[cheers and applause]
- WE WILL BE BACK AFTER THIS.