[ Cellphone alarm blaring ]
-[ Groans ]
[ Whimsical music playing ]
-Damn it.
-Oh, are you serious? -What the...?!
-I'm just saying. Facedown? -Where did you come from?
-Then the fly? -How did you get here?
-Henry, everybody knows that you don't eat fallen pastry.
-'Cause it's fallen pastry. -Who are you?
-Dude, relax.
I'm just your conscience.
Trash can.
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[ Cellphone vibrating ]
-[ Sighs ]
-Really? -What?
Are you kidding me? -Dude, that is cold.
-Are you going to be here all day?
-You should pick it up. Pick it up.
-I'm going to answer it, okay?
Hi, mom.
-Damn it, Henry, I know you're a kid,
but that doesn't mean that you have to be an idiot.
Okay? You're useless and you're underachieving.
Oh, you know what go ahead and say it.
I'm the horrible boss, right?
Go ahead and say it.
Say it!
-Do not say it.
-You got potential coming out of your ass,
but I want you to want to work here.
You got good listening skills, I'll give you that.
You're not fired.
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-I got this.
[ Music continues ]
-Taylor! Obviously, no single law will solve everything,
but do you seriously believe that?
-Dude. -Give me a second.
-What -- Do you really think
that's the best place to have an intelligent --
-Can you just be quiet for a second?
-No, not really? -Look I know
it's not the best place to talk,
but it's a provoking post on purpose.
-Okay, so maybe just don't get involved.
-You're not only your opinion here, okay?
Why do you always think you're right?
-Well, because I'm your conscience.
Technically, I am always right.
-Well, good for you, jerk face.
-Look, Henry, I'm just extension of you.
It's only your brain that allows you to visualize
a personification of your conscience.
Basically, you're calling yourself a jerk face.
-I'm not the jerk face. You're the jerk face.
And Taylor Wesley's post
just pissed me off, so I'm gonna let him know.
It's my decision and you can't do anything about it.
Really, Taylor?
Are gun control laws that simple?
Do you really believe that the government
is out to help the criminals and hurt its citizens? Really?
Ever think it might be a little more complicated than that?
Lemme guess?
You don't want the Government to take away your right to guns,
but you are cool if they take away
some people's right to get married.
Makes perfect sense, jerk face.
#unfriend.
[ Sighs ]
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