I don't know what's gonna happen next.
Now this is one, now,
now put your hands back a little bit.
We talked about the guys that might be dangerous,
this is one of those guys.
Okay, is this-- It's a caracal.
It looks like a lynx.
Grab that leash.
Yeah, I'll grab the leash here.
If he jumps off it, make sure he doesn't
strangle himself, obviously.
Oh, okay, you've thought this through nicely.
Mom, mom grabs like this.
I'm gonna give you a short leash
and then tell it to jump.
So big cats like this, Doesn't seem impressed.
like you would, now obviously it looks a lot like a Lynx.
Hi buddy, you're a good boy. Yeah.
Now with, as for those big tufts on their ear,
but this is a Southern African animal.
Okay, he's now
going this way. That's fine,
you can let him jump down.
Let him jump down, Yeah.
okay, all right, all right. Why don't you come around.
And make sure he doesn't hurt himself.
Coming out, Andy. Is he,
what's the danger here?
What would be?
(audience laughing)
This guy, he's got the--
(audience applauding)
Now Andy, what you want to pay attention to obviously
is that all of his body posture is telling me
he's totally comfortable with you,
but even at this age, at one year old,
he does have teeth, he does have paws.
(audience laughing)
Conan, you can go sit there yourself.
No, I'm fine.
(audience laughing)
There's lots of space on the couch.
No, no.
This kitty made it quite clear.
(audience laughing)
Beautiful, beautiful animal.
Yeah, these guys, my favorite thing about these guys
is that they can actually catch birds out of the air.
So if a bird was to fly over its head.
Oh, it can leap in the air.
Leap in the air and catch it.
Catch the bird. Why didn't you bring a bird.
Yeah.
(audience laughing)
Good boy.
Oh, now he's changing his mind
about who's show it is. Now you got your buddy.
(audience laughing)
And no. You guys have got
the same hair color.
Wow, beautiful, beautiful animal
and we should probably move on.
Am I in danger right now?
Well, it's not looking like it's coming after you anyway.
Let me grab him from you.
Oh good, what's that, oh my God.
Yeah.
We probably want to get him away
before the next guy comes.
Yeah, you don't want to have,
these animals should not mate.
Okay, so.
(audience laughing)
Let me grab this guy.
Oh my. Hi buddy.
Goodness, okay. Yup.
All right, good boy. All right.
Good boy. What's this all about?
What's going on? This is a monitor lizard,
do you want to hold this guy as well?
You tell me do I want to hold this guy?
Now, this guy definitely is dangerous.
He got big teeth and they have a really bad bite.
This tail would whip you,
but you can see he's pretty calm, pretty relaxed.
Let's check them out like that.
You want to hold him?
So what you want to do, stand up.
(audience laughing)
You put this hand like that.
Okay.
I'm gonna grab him.
Oh God, like this.
Okay. Now you put your hand
underneath his chest like that.
Okay. Other hand for his tail.
Okay. So you can see those claws.
This hand, let me go in, let me grab this hand.
(audience laughing)
Let me have this hand.
(audience cheering)
Now he's trying to hold on.
(audience cheering)
(audience laughing)
Now they all know the Conan that we know.
Yeah.
(audience applauding)
It's shockingly lifelike.
(laughing)
This guy actually climbs trees.
So what he's doing is holding on,
he knows how to climb a tree, so he uses his tail,
using his sharp claws Yes, yeah.
to hold onto you. Yeah.
He's totally comfortable.
He's going into my ribs.
(audience laughing)
This is now, what is this?
A monitor lizard.
Okay, 'cause when you, I was so scared in the front part,
I wasn't listening to a word you said.
(audience laughing)
That happens sometimes.
Is the petting a good idea, is that?
Yeah, yeah he's fine with it.
You can see he's totally relaxed.
He's got a good grip of you.
You know, he's fine.
He likes that kind of stuff. Okay.
And these guys, I mean he's only five feet,
they can be about seven feet.
They can catch basically anything that's smaller than them.
Right. They're pretty good
predators. All right.
Well this was an incredible segment.
Oh yeah.
(laughing)
Pry that off of you.
I don't know how we're gonna get this off 'cause.
(audience laughing)
I'm pretty sure that's it for the rest of the day.
Yeah, it's hanging on to everything for dear life.
What's that?
We have one more.
Oh, I didn't know if we had time for one more.
Oh really, okay.
I don't know how we top the old
penis gag. Let me grab.
(audience applauding)
This thing better be good whatever is coming.
(audience laughing)
Bring it out.
Oh, you're gonna take this away.
I need to grab this from you.
(audience squealing)
Let me grab that guy. Here we go.
Let me grab that.
All right, there we go and then.
Hi sweetheart. Okay, he's holding on
for dear life, okay, good and then.
(audience laughing)
(audience applauding)