look as britain woke up to the results
of the general election Amy said I love
this one of the more lovely is it okay
are you okay are people okay are we okay
I'm just checking everyone's okay okay
if you don't know and clearly I mean how
did you not the Conservative Party won
the general election last night the
biggest majority since Margaret Thatcher
labour had their worst results since
1935 the Lib Dems lost their leader
Joseph Winston and the Scottish National
Party did so well they're now painting
their faces blue and white and baring
their asses to anyone south of the
border
lads thoughts no Ivan Carney I'm not
gonna like go on about who I voted for
what I will say yeah is I am used to
this feeling the last time I remember
being happy after an election result I
still had a Nokia 3310 I was kind of
expecting it but I wasn't expect I kind
of thought I've always thought it's Tory
Maggiore taurima territory Maggiore and
then the last week I thought I think
this is gonna be a hung parliament
because my social media was just a lot
of sing good yeah everyone's voting for
labour
turns out Little Mix aren't the
bellwether I thought they were just to
be clear I'm following little mix on
instigate I guess I think that kind of
they've been a lot of talk about what
the result might be yeah and you know
people you know there was talk that
perhaps you know the Tories were going
to get a majority I don't think anyone
expected them to get such a huge
majority I mean that exit poll was so
shocking
Prince Andrew stopped sweating again
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because another Tories are not expecting
they're gonna be hunting mate same you
got look at the positives yeah look at
the positives I was I watched I would
shot on all the channels I was watching
it on BBC one if I could say the main
positive when did Hugh Edwards get so
hot absolutely beautiful these
yeah oh is it would it be wrong to take
a picture of Hugh Edwards into the
barber cuz that isn't the style I want
no I think he's better than whoever you
are at the moment
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where did it all go right for the Tories
now their message one of the things that
word from them their message was clear
they had three word catchphrases get
brexit done coalition of chaos desert
and delay all of that stuff was simple
and it cut through and the wedding was
today there were some Labour MPs that
we're kind of criticizing the Tories for
for having simple messages well it's not
our fault they had simple messages
that's the point you're supposed to you
can't disco all those sneaky Tories with
their clear messages cutting through I
think they're all all the great auto
great slogans yeah kind of you don't ask
questions so like they said get brexit
done and nobody really asked how it's
the same with McDonald's when they say
I'm loving it you don't really ask why
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next election just undercut them yes go
for two words labour off I mean
here's the thing can anyone really
remember the Labour slogan that they ran
with it was I mean there's for the many
not the few but apart from that it was
for the many not the few will
renegotiate brexit but we'll let you
make the final decision and if you get
this message call me back because I'm
out of credit let's move on a lot of a
lot of northern traditional voters
labour towns in particular ended up
voting conservative and they called that
the Tories turning the red wall blue yes
it sounds like an episode of Game of
Thrones and the kind of was because a
whole bunch of White Walkers came out
and Jon Snow didn't know what to make of
it
yeah it's a weird things like I like
grew I've been pulling elections in this
country since I was what
1997 really and yet thought of then like
that area of the north voting Tory
that's basically when I was a kid that
was the equivalent of Scotland going to
Pleiku Murray like it's yeah
unbelievable kind of difference in
culture and it's just shows that I think
taken they took Sedgefield which is Tony
Blair's constituency yeah he had a
twenty thousand majority on yeah I mean
there were constituencies where like
they they never been Tory yeah and it's
like you know you've got people who's
like grandparents voted their parents
have voted labour and they've probably
previously voted labour and I think that
the thing was it's kind of able I think
it was mainly kind of like of about
brexit yeah and I think that even in
those places that people were just
prepared just to do anything for bricks
it and to put it into perspective I mean
when it came down to love there was even
one thing that meat loaf wouldn't do I'm
not saying is weird cause I think there
is an element that we're in a mid London
maybe a media bubble and I realized that
when someone said the Tories had taken
the north and my first thought was is
link
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