>> Greg: SHOULD YOU THROW AWAY
YOUR BAD TIE IF IT’S MADE BY A
WHITE GUY?
AND ARE WE ALWAYS RACIST EVEN
WHEN WE’RE STUFFING OUR FACES?
SURE THEY’RE RUINED SPORTS
MOVIES AND BOOKS NOW THE WOKE
ARE GOING AFTER THE COOKS.
AN OP-ED BY THE NEW YORK POST
OWNED BY OUR PARENT COMPANY
ARBY’S SAY WOKE FOOD LOVERS HAVE
LOST THEIR MINDS OVER CULTURAL
APPROPRIATION PART OF THE WOKE
PLAN TO RUIN EVERYTHING FUN FROM
EATING TO MURDER.
IT’S TRUE, THEY’VE RUINED
MURDER, TOO.
THE WRITER POINTS TO RECENT
ARTICLES CALLING OUT CAUCASIAN
COOKS TO MAKE DISHES NOT FROM
THEIR NATIVE LAND.
SOMEONE BETTER NOT TELL THEM
ABOUT ELIZABETH WARREN’S POWWOW
CHOW.
REMEMBER THAT?
I LOVE THAT JOKE.
THEY TARGET THE LATE DIANA
KENNEDY, A 99 YEAR OLD BRITISH
CHEF, WHO PIONEERED MEXICAN
COOKING, WRITES THE NEW YORK
TIMES SHE NEVER WESTBOUNDINGONED
WITH HER AUTHORITY OVER MEXICAN
CUISINE AS A WHITE BRITISH
WOMAN. TOO BAD SHE’S DEAD OR SHE WOULD
TOO BAD SHE’S DEAD OR SHE WOULD
TELL THEM TO GO EAT A BAG OF
SPOTTED DICKS.
BY THE WAY, THIS IS A SPOTTED
DICK.
A LOT OF ROOM IN THERE, JAMIE.
[LAUGHTER]
>> Greg: I DON’T KNOW WHETHER TO
EAT IT OR BEAT IT.
>> Jamie: OH, NO.
>> Greg: SO IN THEIR EYES, THE
ONLY PEOPLE WHO CAN MAKE A TACO
ARE GUYS NAMED PACCO UNLESS HE’S
FROM SPAIN AND IF YOU’RE A
KOREAN BORN CHEF RAISED BY WHITE
PEOPLE IN AMERICA BECAUSE YOUR
KOREAN FOOD ISN’T KOREAN ENOUGH.
PROVING WHAT I SAID A MILLION
TIMES, ADOPTION DOESN’T WORK.
THAT’S WHAT THIS SEGMENT IS
ABOUT.
AND CELEBRITY CHEF, JAMIE
OLIVER, A WHITE GUY, EVEN HIRED
CULTURAL APPROPRIATION
SPECIALISTS TO GIVE HIS MENUS
THE A OKAY MAKING SURE THEY
DON’T OFFEND ANYONE.
WHO’S JAMIE WITH HIS WIFE AND
KIDS.
AT LEAST THIS JAMIE HELD IT
TOGETHER. [LAUGHTER]
>> Greg: ANYWAY, THE WOKE -- I
WENT A LONG WAY FOR THAT GOOGLED
PICTURES OF HIS FAMILY.
JAMIE GOT DIVORCED, THAT’S WHY I
RUB IT IN.
BUT HAVE THE WOKESTERS GONE TOO
FAR.
>> STEP RIGHT UP NEW SAMPLES OUR
NEW DIVERSE TIESERS.
>> SOUNDS GREAT.
>> THESE ARE OUR TACOS.
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
>> NO MEXICANS WERE HARMED IN
THE MAKING OF THIS TACO.
YOU SHOULDN’T BE EATING THIS
ANYWAY.
>> THAT’S RIGHT.
WE HAVE ALSO HAVE HAMBURGERS,
GIVE THAT A TRY.
>> OKAY.
MIGHT AS WELL.
APPROVED BY GERMAN CHEFS JUST
THE WAY YOU LIKE IT, CAN YOU NOT
SEE?
>> THAT’S HOW YOU KNOW IT’S
AUTHENTIC.
>> WE ALSO HAVE HOT DOGS IF YOU
WANT TO GIVE THAT A TRY.
>> MIGHT AS WELL, RIGHT?
THIS ONE ACTUALLY TASTES GOOD.
BUT WHY IS THERE NO MESSAGE IN
IT.
>> NOBODY REALLY KNOWS WHAT’S
INSIDE WHO. DOGS ANYWAY SO, YOU
KNOW...
NEXT PLEASE, FREE SAMPLES.
>> Greg: COULDN’T THE ARGUMENT
BE MADE COOKING A FOREIGN DISH
IS INVALUING A CULTURE.
>> Tyrus: THERE ARE NONE TO BE
MADE.
WHO ARE THE MORONS EATING IT,
WHY ARE YOU GOING TO A MEXICAN
RESTAURANT IF YOU’RE NOT
MEXICAN.
WHO WROTE THIS?
SHOW YOURSELF.
AMERICA IS A MELTING POT SCHAUS
CAUSE.
>> Tyrus: IF YOU GO TO ITALY AND
ASK FOR PIZZA AND YOU BITE INTO
IT, IT DOESN’T TASTE LIKE OUR
PIZZA.
CHINESE FOOD DOESN’T TASTE LIKE
CHINESE FOOD IN CHINA BECAUSE
THEY CARE ABOUT GOOD FOOD OVER
THERE.
SO THE FACT THAT YOU ARE
LITERALLY TRYING TO BE LIKE
CULTURAL APPROPRIATION?
THERE’S ONLY ONE MEAL FOR THEM
AND IT TASTES LIKE THE BACK OF
MY HAND.
WHOOP.
LIKE THAT’S -- GIVE ME A BREAK.
EVERYONE’S MOM HAS MADE THEIR
VERSION OF CHOPPED SUEY, MEAT
LOAF, PIZZA.
WE NEVER HAD A CHOICE.
>> Greg: CHOP SUEY WAS ALWAYS
LIKE A GREAT CARTOON MEAL.
>> Tyrus: ALWAYS THE SAME ALWAYS
TASTES LIKE SPAGHETTI BUT SHE
WOULD PUT A DIFFERENT NAME ON
IT.
>> Greg: KAT YOU NEVER ACTUALLY
MADE A MEAL IN YOUR LIFE, HAVE
YOU?
>> Jamie:
>> Kat: IT’S BEEN YEARS.
>> Greg: DO YOU REMEMBER THE
LAST THING YOU MADE
>> Kat: I MADE CHILE CHILI LIKE
TWO AND A HALF YEARS AGO.
>> Greg: WHERE’S THAT FROM
CHILI?
>> Tyrus: IT BETTER BE.
>> Greg: IT BETTER BE FROM CHILE
>> Kat: I DID FORGET THE PART
WHERE YOU DO THE CULTURAL IMPACT
RESEARCH.
I DON’T SEE HOW THIS IS A
PROBLEM BUT ALSO THE LENGTHS TO
WHICH PEOPLE ARE GOING.
LIKE THAT BRITISH COOKBOOK
AUTHOR WHO WAS AN EXPERT IN
MEXICAN FOOD DIED.
THERE’S ALWAYS THESE ARTICLES
ABOUT HOW SHE DIDN’T RECKON HOW
SHE WAS A WHITE LADY WHO’S AN
EXPERT IN MEXICAN FOOD.
I DON’T GET HOW THAT’S A PROBLEM
AT ALL.
BUT IT’S CERTAINLY NOT A PROBLEM
YOU CAN’T GET OVER EVEN AFTER
SOMEONE DIES.
>> Greg: THEY SEE THE OBITUARY
AND THEY’RE LIKE, NO
>> Kat: SOME GRUDGES GO BEYOND
THE GRAVY GET THAT.
BUT I DON’T THINK, YOU’RE A
WHITE LADY YOU MADE MEXICAN
FOOD, BURN IN HELL BITCH.
THAT JUST SEEMS -- LIKE YOU CAN
LET IT GO.
SHE SDMIED YEAH, SHE DIED.
LET IT BE.
JAMIE, IF I WERE TO LIKE RENT A
REALLY TINY CAR, DRIVE TO A
McDONALD’S, ORDER LIKE A HAPPY
MEAL, SIT IN THE LIKE
PASSENGER’S SEAT OF THE LITTLE
CAR AND EAT IT WHILE KIND OF
CRYING, WOULD I BE APPROPRIATING
A DIVORCED DAD?
>> Jamie: WOW.
I’M JUST TRYING TO FIGURE OUT
WHO’S DRIVING.
I LOVE, GREG, WHEN SOMEONE TELLS
ME THEY’RE A FOODIE.
IT’S A REALLY QUICK WAY TO
FIGURE OUT I DIDN’T JUST MAKE A
NEW FRIEND.
I HATE THE WORD I DON’T KNOW WHY
I HATE IT SO MUCH.
AND I GET IT, IT SAVES TIME IT’S
SHORTER THAN SAYING [BLEEP].
AM I -- THIS IS NOT A JOKE.
AM I NOT UNDERSTAND -- I DON’T
UNDERSTAND WHERE, WHENEVER WE
HAVE SOMETHING FROM ANOTHER
CULTURE OR GROWING UP, WE’RE
CELEBRATING, AND WE’RE SHARING.
YOU TELL KIDS TO SHARE.
I REMEMBER WHEN I WAS A KID WE
HAD LIKE, IN SCHOOL, THEY HAD US
ALL GET A RECIPE FROM A GRAND
PARENT IN ORDER TO COME AND SAY
LIKE THIS IS WHAT WE DID.
I DON’T UNDERSTAND WHERE THE
OFFENSE COMES FROM JUST BECAUSE
SOMEONE CAME OVER FIRST.
LIKE YOU DON’T GO TO TACO BELL
AND OUTSIDE YOU SEE PROTESTERS
THAT ARE GARBAGE MEN.
>> Greg: WE DID THE SAME THING
WHEN I WAS A KID.
>> Jamie: YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
THOUGH?
IT’S TO CELEBRATE IT.
[LAUGHTER]
>> Jamie: BUT YOU DON’T SEE
JOHNNY DEPP OUTSIDE OF A LONG
JOHN SILVER.
YOU DON’T SEE --
>> Greg:.
>> Greg: I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT
THAT MEANS.
ALEX THIS IS A TREND, WHETHER
IT’S SPORTS OR MOVIES OR NOW
IT’S FOOD, IT’S LIKE WOKISM IS
TO MOVE AWAY FROM THE PRIMARY
PURPOSES, MAKE SPORTS FUN OR WIN
BUT NOW IT’S ABOUT PROVIDING
EQUITY FOR TRANS.
AND NOW WITH FOOD IT’S NOT
IMPORTANT THAT YOU TASTE GOOD
IT’S THAT YOU DON’T HURT THE
ANCESTRY OR SOMETHING.
I DON’T KNOW.
>> Alex: WHENEVER I’M FORCED TO
CONSIDER AN ISSUE LIKE THIS,
IT’S ANOTHER EXAMPLE OF JUST
LIKE RADICAL FIRST-WORLD ACCESS
THAT’S GONE TOTALLY OFF THE
RAILS.
AND LIKE, YOU KNOW, THE WORLD IS
LIKE JUST LAUGHING AT US FOR
EVEN HAVING THESE CONVERSATIONS.
AND EVERY TIME I THINK ABOUT
LIKE DISCUSSING IT, I FEEL LIKE
MY IQ GOES DOWN A COUPLE POINTS.
SO, I MEAN, YEAH, PEOPLE CAN GET
MAD ABOUT FOOD OR WHATEVER, BUT
THAT’S JUST -- I’M TOO BUSY
TO --.
>> Tyrus: AND IT’S RACIST.
THEY TOOK THEIR IDENTITY AWAY
FROM US AND THEY HAD TO EVENT
FOOD.
SO RACIST ASS LETTER.
WHERE DO YOU THINK RIBS AND
SWEET POTATO BY AND ALL THAT
GOOD STUFF CAME FROM?
WE INVENTED IT.
CULTURAL THAT BLEEP SFWLEEP ONCE
AGAIN BY ENDING A SENTENCE WITH
THAT WORD.
>> Tyrus: THANK YOU, MAKES IT
ALL RIGHT.
>> Greg: HAS AN AGGRESSIVE
MEANING COMPONENT TO IT MAKING