GOOD EVENING LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN, WELCOME TO THE SHOW.
THAT'S RIGHT, I'M HARRY STYLES FILLING IN FOR JAMES CORDEN.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) DIDN'T ALICIA KEYS DO A GREAT
JOB LAST NIGHT?
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( LAUGHTER )A FIRST TIMER.
YOU SEE, THIS IS MY SECOND TIME GUEST HOSTING FOR JAMES.
AND THIS IS FUN.
IF I DO IT A THIRD TIME, CBS HAS PROMISED TO TELL ME WHERE THE
BATHROOM IS.
( LAUGHTER ) I ALSO FILLED IN FOR JAMES AS A
GUEST HOST IN 2017.
AND I TOLD HIM THEN, "I WILL ALWAYS BE HERE FOR YOU IF YOU
EVER NEED A GUEST HOST.
AS LONG AS I HAVE A NEW ALBUM TO PROMOTE."
( LAUGHTER ) "FINE LINE," AVAILABLE FOR
STREAMING DECEMBER 13.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) IT'S GONNA BE A FUN SHOW
TONIGHT, BUT THERE IS SOME SERIOUS NEWS TO TELL YOU ABOUT.
THIS MORNING, THE HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES RELEASED
FORMAL WRITTEN IMPEACHMENT ARTICLES AGAINSTRESIDENT
TRUMP.
I'M HOSTING THE SHOW ON THE AT A THE HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES
RELEASES ARTICLES OF IMPEACHMENT AGAINST THE PRESIDENT OF THE
UNITED STATES.
THANKS FOR GIVING ME AN EASY ONE, JAMES.
THE ARTICLES HAVE BEEN FORMALLY WRITTEN UP.
AND TO MAKE SURE TRUMP READS THEM, THEY'VE INCLUDED LOTS OF
PICTURES.
AND SOME SCRATCH AND SNIFF STICKERS.
( LAUGHTER ) TRUMP, OF COURSE, RESPONDED ON
TWITTER.
HE SAID, "TO IMPEACH A PRESIDENT WHO HAS ONE OF THE MOST
SUCCESSFUL PRESIDENCIES EVER IS SHEER POLITICAL MADNESS!"
ONE OF THE MOST SUCCESSFUL PRESIDENCIES EVER?
OH, I WOULDN'T WORRY.
BUT I ONLY HAVE ONE THING TOAY TO PRESIDENT TRUMP.
JUST STOP YOUR CRYING, IT'S A SIGN OF THE TIMES.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) MOVING ON, CHRISTMAS IS
APPROACHING, AND WE WANTED TO TELL YOU ABOUT SOME HOLIDAY
NEWS.
480 COUPLES GATHERED IN ST. LOUIS RECENTLY TO BREAK THE
GUINNESS WORLD RECORD FOR MOST PEOPLE KISSING UNDER THE
MISTLETOE.
THEY ALSO SET THE RECORD FOR THE MOST BORING ORGY EVER.
( LAUGHTER ) ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
THOUGH I HAVE TO SAY, IT'S WEIRD THAT IT'S WEIRD THAT A GUY FROM
GUINNESS HAS A JOBUST WATCHING PEOPLE KISS.
"CLIP BOARD.
NOW USE TONGUES ."
( LAUGHTER ) WEIRD.
ALL THOSE PEOPLE IN ONE PLACE, GETTING ROMANTIC.
I'M VERY HAPPY FOR THEM, BUT I HAVE A FEELING I'VE SEEN THIS
SOMEWHERE BEFORE.
( SINGING ) ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
>> Harry: THAT'S CHRISTMAS, BABY!