>>> CULTURE. HISTORY.
SPAGHETTI. THESE ARE THE THINGS OF A
COUNTRY CALLED ITALIA. HELLO, I'M JOE ROMANO FROM
ROMANO TOURS. I'VE BEEN PROVIDING TRIPS TO
ITALY TO PEOPLE ALL OVER THE WORLD.
BUT MOSTLY FROM NEW JERSEY. >> THANKS, ROMANO TOURS.
>> EXPLORE THE OLD COUNTRY WITH OUR TEN-DAY VACATION PACKAGE.
SEE VENICE, THE CITY OF WETNESS. POINT AND LAUGH AT THE TOWER OF
PISA. AND PLAY WITH SOME DOUGH IN NAP
NAPOLI. PEOPLE LOVE US.
EVERY SO OFTEN PEOPLE LEAVE US A REVIEW THAT THEY WERE
DISAPPOINTED OR DIDN'T HAVE AS MUCH FUN AS THEY THOUGHT.
WE ALWAYS REMIND OUR CUSTOMERS, IF YOU'RE SAD NOW, YOU MIGHT
STILL FEEL SAD THERE, OKAY? DO YOU UNDERSTAND?
THAT MAKES SENSE? OUR TOURS WILL TAKE YOU TO THE
MOST BEAUTIFUL PLACES ON EARTH. HIKE TO CLIFFS OFF THE AMALFI
COAST. FISH WITH THE NETS IN SORRENTO.
DO THIS, I DON'T KNOW. BUT REMEMBER, YOU'RE STILL GOING
TO BE YOU ON VACATION. IF YOU ARE SAD WHERE YOU ARE,
AND THEN YOU GET ON A PLANE TO ITALY, THE YOU IN ITALY WILL BE
THE SAME SAD YOU FROM BEFORE. JUST IN A NEW PLACE.
DOES THAT MAKE SENSE? THERE'S A LOT A VACATION CAN DO.
HELP YOU UNWIND. SEE SOME DIFFERENT LOOKING
SQUIRRELS. BUT IT CANNOT FIX DEEPER ISSUES
LIKE HOW YOU BEHAVE IN GROUP SETTINGS OR YOUR GENERAL
BASELINE MOOD. THAT'S A JOB FOR INCREMENTAL
LIFESTYLE CHANGES SUSTAINED OVER TIME.
I WANT TO BE VERY CLEAR ABOUT WHAT WE CAN DO FOR YOU.
WE CAN TAKE YOU ON A HIKE. WE CANNOT TURN YOU INTO SOMEONE
WHO LIKES HIKING. WE CAN TAKE YOU TO THE ITALIAN
RIVIERA. WE CANNOT MAKE YOU FEEL
COMFORTABLE IN A BATHING SUIT. WE CAN PROVIDE THE ZIP LINE.
WE CANNOT GIVE YOU THE ABILITY TO SAY WHEE AND MEAN IT.
YOU'RE NOT YOUR SISTER. WE CAN PROVIDE YOU WITH A WINE
TASTING TOUR OF TUSCANY. WE CANNOT CHANGE WHY YOU DRINK.
OR THE PERSON YOU BECOME WHEN YOU DO, OKAY?
I'M SORRY, BUT IT'S TRUE. AND OUR FRIENDLY TOUR GUIDES ARE
HAPPY TO TAKE YOUR PICTURE, BUT REMEMBER, THE PICTURES YOU'RE IN
ARE GOING TO HAVE YOU IN THEM. AND IF YOU DON'T LIKE HOW YOU
LOOK BACK HOME, IT'S NOT GOING TO GET ANY BETTER ON A GONDOLA.
>> RIGHT BEFORE WE WENT IN THE VATICAN, HE TOOK MY FACE IN HIS
HANDS AND HE SAID, IF YOU FEEL BAD ABOUT YOURSELF IN A CHURCH
BACK HOME, THE VATICAN IS 100% WALL TO WALL CHURCH.
>> SO WE WENT FOR 20 MINUTES AND THEN WE WENT BACK TO THE HOTEL
AND WATCHED "PADDINGTON 2." >> THE BEST.
>> LOVE THE VATICAN. >> THIS MAY SOUND RUDE BUT I'M
TRYING TO TEMPER EXPECTATIONS. I HATE SEEING PEOPLE BEAT
THEMSELVES UP ON MY TOURS, IT REALLY GETS TO ME.
AND PLEASE, IF YOU AND YOUR PARTNER ARE HAVING TROUBLE
CONNECTING, WE GUARANTEE OUR TOUR WILL NOT HELP.
IF YOU DON'T WANT TO TOUCH EACH OTHER AT HOME, BE REMINDED, IN
ITALY YOU'LL HAVE THOSE SAME FEELINGS AND THOUGHTS.
LOOK, A DAY IS A LONG TIME TO FEEL HAPPY.
FOR ALL OF IT. MOST OF US GET 45 MINUTES IF
WE'RE LUCKY. AND THAT'S OUR MOTTO AT ROMANO
TOURS. >> Announcer: ROMANO TOURS.