I was thinking about time recently,
because I saw this headline.
And that's why I thought about it.
It says there are less than 90 days left in the decade.
How many people think we'll make it?
It's almost 2020, which is crazy to me.
2010 was 10 years ago.
Time is moving so fast.
Like, I bet a lot of you are thinking it's Tuesday,
and yet it's Wednesday.
That's how fast it moves.
But I was thinking about it.
And so many things have changed, like in the last 10 years,
at the beginning of the decade, there
were three Kardashians and nobody knew what
happened at the end of Lost.
And now there are literally thousands of Kardashians.
We still don't know what happened at the end of Lost.
I don't, anyway.
The last decade was really good for me.
I finally paid off my student loans, which is--
yep-- strange because I only went to college
for three weeks.
But they say time flies, which is true.
But when you're a kid it moves so slowly.
Everything takes forever-- waiting for summer vacation,
waiting for Christmas, even the little things.
I remember waiting for my mom to get home from work.
And eventually I realized she moved and didn't tell me.
The new family moved in and I was like, oh, OK.
But time seems to speed up as you get older.
Like if I look back at the '70s--
bad example.
I don't remember the '70s.
But the '80s went really fast, mainly
because everybody was on coke.
But it went--
I wish it went faster because I had a mullet during that time.
And I think that was a--
yeah.
I look the same.
Because time-- I want to share a few tips to help you slow down
a little bit because everybody wants to try to slow down.
Tip number one-- stand behind somebody in line
at Starbucks who doesn't know what they want.
That will feel longer than an episode of The Bachelorette
that you're watching.
Tip number two-- that felt like a long time, right?
See?
Because you didn't know it was going to happen,
so it was like--
tip number three, they say slow down.
If we have a brand new experience, it changes--
our minds have to process more.
So I'm going to give someone here a new experience.
And raise your hand if you think that you're a good dancer.
Raise your hand if you think you're a good dancer.
OK, all right.
So I am going to choose the man who didn't raise his hand.
Hi!
Hi.
How are you?
Good, how are you?
Good.
What's your name?
Shelton.
OK Shelton, you're going to dance with tWitch.
It'll be a new experience.
And--
Whoo!
So it's going to be fun for us, and it'll feel like forever
for you, all right?
Come on out, tWitch.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Let's start in the middle.
Oh, that was great.