well
what am i supposed to do i'll take you
out but how
come on
call me a realist but we do need a
master to open the door want a bet
ah
how did you learn to do that i know
things they don't teach in obedience
school well excuse me i was
valedictorian give it up kid come on
wait a minute what about my leash you
haven't lived till you try it naked
don't get fresh
how about a little dinner out oh i'm not
hungry oh come on you dolls always say
that forget your diet for a minute let's
get a little italian well i can't you
see i'm just so fat these days i look
like an english sheepdog what are you
nuts you look great oh well i mean well
when i was young i had one of those
greyhound hard bodies what do you mean
you're a kid well
i'm pushing seven
seven you don't look a day or five
really do you really think so well maybe
a little chinese add this stuff i know
just the place follow me
nothing fancy but waiting to taste that
mugu guy pan oh great i hope it's on the
menu yeah but wait where are the dog
dishes we don't need no dog dishes
what are you doing getting us some
takeout oh how clever
and the green tea ice cream goes great
with lobster sauce oh excuse me
so what do you think about the world at
large i must admit there's a certain
acceleration to this leashless state
you know when i think about it samantha
never let me run free or petted me or
played with me actually
i never liked samantha and you know what
else i hate this haircut my butt is
freezing
nice butt
fence
oh it's getting brighter maybe we should
really get back why it's only the shank
of the evening well we really should all
right no problem i know a shortcut
through
that yeah oh wait a minute what is it
mud you never seen mud before
it's it mud it's when the wet stuff
comes down and hits the dirt
dirt oh you have been sheltered look i'm
not gonna lie to you it's not the
highlight of our evening just gotta grit
your teeth and shlog through it come on
oh no no no there is absolutely no
possible way i could
hmm
firm
yet
squishy
yeah i'm sorry
sorry i like it
the oozy gooeyness of it it's so
sensual
it's glorious
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