all right stop it hey hey hey hey hey hey
no no no no no no no
the rhythmic clapping may trigger a psychotic outburst
i've been uh asked to remind everybody that we'll be working all next week
now there you go plan your schedules accordingly oh uh we were going away on vacation but then dave
announced that they'd be doing shows next week so we said screw the smoky mountains
gin and tonic party i'm really looking forward to this it's the first the only
reason i'm going is there's a first party i've been invited to in nine years what are
you wearing what i got on oh you're just going i'm just going like don't make any difference
because by the time i'm there that's smashed our friend mr beefeater will have taken over
letter number one dear dave did you know that the word letterman means athlete uh who has earned
a letter in the school in a school sport well sure letterman that's what that means among any
also could mean a man of letters you know academia could be a guy who delivers the
letters letterman everybody's name uh means something we got some guys right here uh
there's some fellows over there somebody you you start there mike my name is mike baker and
my great great great grandfather was a baker in a small irish village interesting yeah that's
how it works uh-huh all right and you my name is jack farmer and i'm the direct descendant of the
19th century scottish dairy farmers that's how that works that's interesting baker farmer makes
perfect sense yeah finally my name is rick still a virgin at the age of 43.
i'm also the direct descendant of the 19th century status dairy farmers okay
thanks boys nice job so the show's educational there they are thank you very much gentlemen
that's how that works so every name means something not every name but most most names
are they gonna leave or is there more did i they don't know what to do
i don't know what else did i get him out of here
uh letter number two dear dave i recently went on a camping trip and came home with poison
ivy and he tips thanks david reagan's fairbanks alaska uh it's interesting i
i myself have never had uh poison ivy i can i can roll in it i can rub it on me for some
reason i have an immunity to poison ivy and you know thank god because i could be dead now
but uh uh one of our stage hands uh pat farmer has some advice where is pat he put together a video
pat farmer look at this about what to do if you have the poison ivy roll it
to treat a case of poison ivy just follow these three steps step one thoroughly clean
the infected area with soap and water step two liberally apply calamine lotion
step three scratch scratch like crazy use a butter knife
keep scratching and don't stop until all the itching has gone away
stick with these three steps and in no time at all you'll be feeling just fine
pat pat farmer descended from farmers i'll bet probably yeah you could have been he could have
been in both them letters so first that's right he should have been in the first one yeah yeah i
don't know why i wasn't thinking uh dear dave have you ever thought of opening a theme restaurant
at denise higgins virginia beach virginia yeah we uh not only thought about it we uh
were you in on this with me no i i didn't do that i went into this uh but i asked you but you didn't
want to get it not this time yeah uh we did we had a we had a theme restaurant a couple of years ago
when you know everybody was getting in on them that was you know the planet hollywood and then
there was the hard rock cafe and then there was the the the uh motown yeah and then the you know
like hooters and that kind of stuff everybody had like a restaurant and i thought well you
know i'm i'm crazy because they're a license to print money you get one of them theme restaurants
well hello ladies welcome to the restaurant look everybody customers
letter number four dave do you ever feel like blowing things up uh val ning
hong kong
baling baling is how that is yeah from from hong kong uh you know i think what
you're getting out here is the time of year for fireworks and tonight
uh because it is the fourth of july we did uh plan something special pyrotechnically speaking
biff henderson is in charge of biff around or there oh hi biff how are ya
you have you're going to do something you're
going to do something special for us for the fourth of july
yes dave i'm ready okay take it away if henderson there he goes we're gonna see something now
following the genetic roadmap
thanks beth defenders from ladies and gentlemen thank you
i think my favorite part of that little piece and maybe the whole night we'll see how things
go was when the fuse burned up the pant leg of the dummy ah did you like the favorite part yeah
that was my favorite part what if we could see that again inadvertently i had my hands in the
wrong place yeah there it is oh my god there is going to burn right up the pant leg of that dummy
you