now come on red
you can't be serious no not this time
jim
there's a great big beautiful world out
there and i want to be a part of it i'm
telling you red
there's nothing outside the pack but
danger skip it jim i got my eyes on the
future now don't you get it red
you're doomed doomed
doomed what does he know hey
he made mary and barry huh what was that
where's robin hood oh
oh no
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oh god this is this is not happening
this is not happening
hey hey crazy barry why are you talking
to yourself don't talk to me
don't talk to me um you don't look too
good crazy barry
hey who's the new guy new guy no i'm not
the new guy i'm just passing through
wow how do you hitchhike without thumbs
tell me you're not a pear you're just a
misshapen apple right
right dude what's your problem my
problem
i'm in the freaking kitchen what do you
think i'm an idiot
everybody knows about the kitchen
there's this orange and he's totally
annoying
i wonder who he's talking about and he
hangs out with his dopey pear
hey and a bunch of other fruits and
marshmallows
and if you wind up on the wrong side of
the counter you get knife
oh come on man i'm sure you're going to
be fine yeah not all the new foods get
knifed
really yeah some get blended some get
smashed
oh this is so bad oh hey remember kiwi
he exploded well he did have a short
fuse
i'm going to die i'm going to die no
there's got to be a way
hey do you have any talents maybe if you
can do something really cool you won't
get knifed
like what oh i know can you touch your
eyeball with your tongue
like this
you're not trying
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you're not trying it's as fun as it goes
okay okay that's not working we need
something else
um oh i know you should jump through the
fiery hoops of freedom
oh yeah that always works for grandpa
lemon time to kick the tires and light
the fires
are you crazy i'm not doing that i'm a
freaking raspberry
rap berry i didn't know you're a wrap
berry no i'm a raspberry
with an s hey hey ratberry stop it
stop talking to me hey rap barry hey
what
eric eric eric what wha
what was that
what are you doing he's right my friend
it's the only way it's the only way
you're gonna get out of here
alive are you ready
let's do this i was hungry for adventure
so i came into the kitchen
chasing down a dream like a fairy on a
mission now i got trouble not a little
but a lot trying to save my life on the
chopping block
though your rhymes are colder than
frigid snap and you're even smaller than
apple hey watch it buddy i don't
need no score
to stay alive i gotta prove i'm gifted
hit the float for the night
yeah raspberry that was fresh
whoop there it is i i never i never knew
i could do that
this is amazing there's no way you're
gonna get knifed now
you know i learned a lot about myself
today i learned a lot about life
but most importantly i learned that
before you can be true to anyone else
you got to be true to yourself i love
you guys
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hey there you folks seen any other
berries around here
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orange
all right it's gone it's safe to come
out everyone
man the week leading up to christmas is
rough more like chris
massacre am i right i hate having to
keep myself scarce like this the world
needs to see what i'm up to
it's just the way it is guys the knives
are out in full force and nobody's safe
now's not the time to make a spectacle
of yourself
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then it roll has rolled up are you out
of your mind dude
we're trying to lay low you especially
should be worried realize that crescent
rolls are first on the chris massacre
list right
i ain't scared once that knife gets to
look at my rolls royce it'll know why i
came to play
rolls royce nice maybe you should i
don't know
come to play at a safer time let me
check my rolex nope
it's party o'clock
that pun was gold dude there couldn't be
a worse time for a party
keep rolling rolling rolling come on
keep rolling roll and roll
i had totally forgotten about that song
limp biscuit right
chocolate starfish go what up yeah you
called
oh no we were just i told you steve
they were just singing that lit biscuit
song again people are always just
singing that song
well what are these times they might be
calling us you never know
no dude they're never calling us just
like they're never called for hot dog
flavored water either
you rang false alarm hot dog flavored
water
again i left my kids recital to respond
to this
everybody hide
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okay i think the cost is clear all right
it's back to partying keep rolling
rolling rolling
come on keep rolling would you please
stop
also that song is terrible agree to
disagree
look i make no apologies i came to throw
my money around and that's exactly what
i'ma do
what up ladies i'm rolling in joe
this guy's great pun game strong oh come
on y'all got ladies in this kitchen
don't you actually we have surprisingly
few
dang i rolled up on a sausage party
hello somebody throwing a sausage party
no hot dog flavored water
there is no literal sausage party here
bummer i left my own wedding for this
well this party ain't rocking and that's
not how i roll
so change that i have a special surprise
everybody welcome
fee lim biscuit yo yo yo what up
guys what happened to laying low
you all ready to jam yeah no
today's first song is one that i wrote
in four seconds while sitting on the
toilet one time
stop talking jam okay easy i'll get to
the jam stash
super soon let me just give you a little
backstory first now
jam
the party must go on in the words of the
immortal in biscuit
we just keep rolling yeah we just keep
now rowan
wow i guess you could say that got turnt
up
chocolate starfish
[Laughter]
i just don't get it why are those two
chris cut fries wearing the clothes
backwards
i know did they get dressed in the dark
it looks so dumb
hey hey hey what's up guys why is your
shirt on backwards
it is whoops i got dressed in the dark
hey look backwards brethren hey hey
fried guys hey fry guys hey
what do you want yo we're twins
actually we're twins no no no no i mean
we're twins because we all got dressed
in the dark this morning
get it we didn't get dressed in the dark
yo wait
your clothes are on backwards on purpose
totally we meant to do this yo
back off yo wow what a couple of yo-yos
this kitchen is the perfect place to
write chris cuts next hit album yo
where yo let's get started yeah
i'm feeling that feet yo wait hold up yo
that loser orange is standing in my
creative zone
huh what's he saying yo i don't know yo
boy that doesn't make any sense yo this
is totally disrupting my creative
process
this orange is straight up we couldn't
even wrack yo what did you say about my
wig
get lost yo hey give me my wiggity
wiggity back
come on focus up bro we gotta write some
fresh new lyrics
how bout this chris cutter make you dumb
yeah that's so wiggity yo totally
wiggity
great work guys yo why are you still
here
i why do you keep saying that yo because
it's yo
backwards oy oh
i get it yo me too yo or is yo
backwards i never thought of it that way
before yo we might have underestimated
this orange he's
really backwards yo oy right
boy totally oi yo you want to be on our
rap album
i've been waiting to hear those words my
entire life
what's your name yo orange like the
fruit
no i mean your mc name yo if you're
gonna be on chris cutt's album you got
to have a cool mc name
like i'm m.c chris cutt this is my twin
brother m.c cut chris
mc cut chris can i be m.c butt kiss
m.c butt kiss
i love it yeah cause you kiss with your
front
and your butt's on your rear that front
back dichotomy is exactly what chris
cuts next album is all about joe
speaking of the album we should get back
to work
i love this guy let's get to work all
right
show me what you guys got so far no
sweat quick shuttle make it
up chris cuddle gun chris gotta make it
go chris huddle
what do you think uh that's all you have
that's pretty much the whole song yo
yeah we were just gonna say that like 50
times and call it a day well it's just
i don't get it chris cuddle make you
dunk what are you gonna make me dunk
everything yo chris cuddle make you dunk
basketballs into hoops
chris cuddle make you dunk your friends
in the pool chris cuddle make you dunk
french fries into ketchup
uh yeah i guess that could work too it's
a little weird and ominous but sure
yeah i don't get it well then if you
don't get it
maybe you shouldn't be on the album
after all what
being on a rap album has been my life
dream since like 30 seconds ago
yo i knew this guy wasn't wiggity hear
that you're off the album m.c butt kiss
now leave us alone and what if i don't
want to leave then chris caught will
make you
dunk dunk oh haha you remember the
lyrics to our song
chris cuddle make you leave that's what
we're saying
no dunk dunk huh
he's itchy you need me too this is so
wicked and wiggity wow
[Applause]
i guess that's a wrap on that album huh
oh man it's a wrap we just put these
outfits together
great i missed out on another
short-lived fad
story of my life attention everyone
pear is trying to read ah
no one disturbed bear i repeat do not
disturb
pear give me that pear cannot focus on
his reading if there is too much noise
and also he is my best friend
give me that no give me that
hit it fellas attention kitchen prepare
yourselves for the dopest flyest
wiggly wildest food wrapper known to all
food kind
get your non-existent hands in the air
for the one
the only vanilla spicy
yo what up kitchen what's good
vanilla who yeah who extractly
is this guy yo what you talking about
yo what you talkin bout i'm vanilla
spice yo
didn't you catch that superfly high man
introduction with the expensive light
show
i spent no expense yo except on that
haircut
yo listen up i'm the famous 80s rapper
vanilla
spice i'm doing a show today form a line
to the left y'all
tickets are on sale now yeah
tickets more like crickets
okay fine tickets are half off y'all
let's get it
uh all right uh tickets are tickets are
free everybody
no okay fine i get it i'll pay you to
come to my show
yeah boy
yo y'all should probably hire an
exterminator for them crickets
hey they'll destroy your garden yo oh
man i guess it finally happened
nobody cares about my superfly rap music
from the 80s anymore
time to throw in the parachute pants yo
i'm a has been
oh spice don't say that yo nah guys
don't even trip
don't call me spice no more it's
official
i'm more vanilla than spice word to your
mother
who are these guys the way they dress is
a little jar ring
yo this is my posse they the vips
what does the vi stand for very icky
we're super mushy so babies can eat us
yo
let's show these two what vanilla spice
is all about
yo vips let's kick it
why'd they make a sign about a spice
baby
all right stop collaborate and listen
spicy fact with a delicious
new rap something grabs a hold of me
tightly dancing with my vips people are
cool wait wait wait wait wait
stop yo yo yo we was just getting into
the flow though yo
sure a love flow toilet maybe
vanilla spice that was awful no it was
yes you know with the vips always tell
me how great i
am and you are the best yo hey
please keep paying us to be your friends
vanilla spice it's pretty clear that you
don't know how to ride
finally somebody comes out and says it
it's true
i'm a fraud i don't know how to rhyme
man i just thought nobody'd be able to
tell if i if i could do it with enough
dancing and lighting effects
i cannot rap and i cannot rhyme
yet you've been repping a long long time
wait wait wait was that a rhyme
i'm actually asking because honestly i
have no idea that was a rhyme
it was indeed now watch this orange spit
i said
yo this orange is super fly at ramen
please don't encourage him yo vips
hit me with that bass drop spice baby
vanilla spice spice baby
all right stop collaborate and listen
spice is bringing that rhymes to the
kitchen
something grabs a hold of me tightly
hope it's not a hand that's holding up
nike
will i ever stop yeah he's too rad turn
off the lights cause the ticker's so bad
like orange how can i ever thank you
yo people are finally showing up to
watch me perform
think nothing of it it was my pleasure
let me show you my thanks
by giving this treasure vanilla spice
you just did
thanks y'all vanilla spice is back on
top
yo man let's get out of here cheese curd
to your mother
spice baby orange i got this now bro
thanks for your help baby
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