Let's move on and talk about kids.
You might have them.
I do not and I will show you why in a segment.
>> [LAUGH] >> Why I don't have kids.
All right this is from Kurt from Sydney, Australia.
I left my son alone with his finger paints.
This is what I found when I came back.
>> [LAUGH] >> You left your son
alone with finger paints.
I'm not sure who needs to learn a lesson.
>> [LAUGH] >> My God, Gray from Massapequa, New York.
I went to the bathroom to get ready for bed and
when I came back I found this.
>> [LAUGH]
>> Well, clearly he did it, so.
Showing you who did it.
Leslie from Portland, Maine.
This is what happens when you leave a four year old alone with your laptop.
Congratulations, your child wins worst of the month.
>> [LAUGH] >> And finally,
here's a video of some more kids doing their worst.
[MUSIC]
So this is what happens when you leave two toddlers
alone in their own room for seven minutes.
>> [LAUGH] >> What are you doing?- What is this?
Eggs?
>> My gosh.
>> [MUSIC]
>> You don't know what happened?
>> I don't know..
>> [LAUGH]
>> [NOISE]
>> [LAUGH]
>> [APPLAUSE] >> Thank you, Clint and Roseanne.
>> If your kids do something you think I should see, send it to me.