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- [Voiceover] I'm a pilot.
The whole "cell phones will interfere with
the plane's system and correspondence"
is bull (bleep).
- [Voiceover] I work as a pilot.
The passengers don't know that we pilots
only get 10 hours of sleep per week.
- [Voiceover] I'm really afraid of heights.
I thought joining the air force would help
but it's even worse now that I'm a pilot.
Oh, the irony.
- [Voiceover] I'm a pilot and after thousands
of hours of flying experience,
I still say "weeeeeee" during take off.
The buzz is still there!
- [Voiceover] I'm a pilot and I can't stop drinking.
I love flying but I can't stop and get help at the
risk of losing my job and dream.
- [Voiceover] When I was a kid,
I remember my teacher scolding,
"no one is going to pay you to stare out the window."
I'm a pilot!
- [Voiceover] As a pilot of two years now,
every time I fly,
I flirt with the idea of pushing as hard
and fast as I can past the aircraft limits,
but never had the balls to.
- [Voiceover] As a pilot, I talk about
women while I'm flying,
and flying while I'm with women.
If we're in a plane and I'm talking about flying,
something is wrong and you should be nervous.
- [Voiceover] I feel like the worst dad ever...
I'm a pilot gone a week at a time.
My son doesn't like talking to me
anymore when I'm gone.
He's four...
- [Voiceover] I'm a pilot.
Whenever I fly above a large city,
I look down and wonder,
"what's the nastiest thing anyone is doing down there?"