(cheering)
- [Ned] We’re your daddies!
All four of us.
(playing music)
- The Try Guys.
- Wow.
- That’s our theme song.
(Keith screams)
(triumphant music)
- But first we gotta change outfits.
Ready?
(all making transition sounds)
- The hell? This isn’t a costume.
This is just Ned cosplay.
- Yeah!
(all laughing mocking Ned)
- [Zach] Ned, you just farted on me!
- [Eugene] That was my hand!
- (laughing) Ned!
- [Ned] Don’t pull my hand!
- [Zach] Our hands are right there!
- [Ned] You’re gonna make me spill pee everywhere!
- [Eugene] Don’t fart on our hands, Ned!
- [Ned] It was involuntary!
- [Zach] I was holding my hand at your buttocks to give you more…
You know what? Gimme that other hand back.
- [Ned and Eugene] No!
- [Ned] I’m gonna spray pee everywhere!
- [Eugene] Goddamnit, this is a nightmare.
- [Zach] That was rude!
(giggles)
- [Ned] I didn’t mean to!
But also, if I had meant to, it would’ve been okay ‘cause we’re in a bathroom!
- [Eugene] I just thought it was a vibration on my hand.
And then you told me it was a fart, and then I realized you farted right on my hand.
My hand was right next to your butthole, Ned.
- [Ned] It was a tiny fart.
- [Eugene] You can still feel a tiny fart.
Anyway.
- [Zach] Especially with a butt that powerful.
- [Eugene] Yeah, you do have a powerful butt.
- [Ned] Thank you.
- [Eugene] Okay, you gotta flush now.
- Cross!
- Cross, cross, but stay close together.
Stay close together.
- It’s a sex thing.
- Abbey Road!
Huh?
- You might wanna go on a walk with your partner.
- That’d be nice.
That would be nice. Wouldn’t that be nice?
- It’s so romantic.
- [Eugene] Oh no.
- Ned, Ned, look up! Right here.
- Yes, yes, yes.
Right here, Ned.
- No, Ned. Ned, Ned, Ned.
- I got it, I got him.
- C’mon, c’mon.
- I’m gonna scratch his butt to make him stay.
- Oh, that’s a good one.
Oh, who’s a good boy?
- And I got the shot!
- Oh, yes, we got it.
Oh, that’s beautiful.
- (in unison) One, two, three
(all laughing)
- Are you ready to actually test your archery prowess?
- [Zach and Keith] We are!
- I love it!
(laughing)
- What’s that voice?
Wait, sorry. What was that voice?
I mean, what was the voice? I’m sorry.
- Well, I think we were trying to think if there was an archery pun there,
and there wasn’t, so we just went with “we are.”
- Oh, wow!
(all complimenting Eugene’s butt)
- Your butt’s like an emoji, Jesus Christ!
- Did you get butt implants?
- Holy!
- Watch out, Ned!
- I mean, you’re kinda showing off some technique, here.
- I appreciate that. Mommy likes technique.
(laughing)
I’m sorry, you know, okay. I don’t, I didn’t hear it before I said it.
When I said it, when I said it,
(Zach whooping)
I just…
(whooping and cheering)
(intense music)
- Oh no!
- [Keith] Is it a woman?
- [Zach] Is it amazing or is it terrible?
- [Keith] Is it a cow?
- [Zach] Is it amazing or is it terrible?
(screams)
- Oh my god!
Oh my god, he got a dragon!
(all screaming)
- [Together] Oh my god!
- How did that happen?
- Oh my god!
- Wow, magic’s real!
- I’m so happy! I’ve never been happier.
- So without any further ado,
- Oh, god, did you buy these?
- An improvised dance, I know, the way you like it the most,
from our co-owners.
(clapping)
- It’s very cirque.
(clapping)
How was that?
- I feel like, uh, you know, the founding fathers.
- We are!
And they had to sign every individual copy of the Declaration of Independence.
♫ The Star-Spangled Banner ♫
♫ It’s got stars and some stripes, too ♫
- Three, two, one
- Bam.
- [Together] Woah!
(all laughing)
- Uh, what do you need us all to do?
I got your head,
do you need someone to help with your legs?
- Yeah.
You guys have been really good husbands throughout this process.
- You are so strong, honey.
- And, and like, I really want you guys to be a part of my actual baby’s life.
- Even after what we did to you today?
- Yeah, I did it to myself, too.
- “Share three things you love about the person sitting next to you.”
Goddamnit.
This is a Valentine’s video about my dogs.
And his baby.
- I love that Zach is tiny.
- Yeah.
He’s very fun.
Classic pairs always have a big guy and a tiny guy.
- Got a little guy.
- You know, Danny Devito and Arnold Schwarzenegger,
- Classic.
- Uh, the Blues Brothers.
- Classic.
- Keith and Zach.
- Clasic.
- I love that Ned, uh, is a, uh, good role model for today’s youth.
I think it’s quite cool as someone who is a role model for people to be bad.
But sometimes, it’s good to know that there’s people like Ned out there
inspiring people to have core good values.
So I think that’s what I like, that Ned is spreading good in the world by being insufferably sweet.
- Thanks!
- I appreciate that.
Even though I don’t always like being right next to it.
- That’s the insufferable part.
- Yes.
- Keith, I love your sense of humor,
(Keith gasps)
your commitment to adventure,
(Keith gasps)
and that we get to smoke weed together.
(both laughing)
- Happy Valentine’s Day.
- And Eugene, I love that you are a dark soul,
and I made you a black and grey heart.
- Realistic heart!
- It’s a real heart.
‘Cause you’re realistic.
- Now get out of my room.
- Laters, man.
- Is that the line?
- That’s the line.
(laughing)
- Stay in the scene!
- I thought you were ad-libbing that!
(gasps)
- What if someone else sat in your lap right now?
What if Ned sat in your lap and then Zach sat in his lap?
What if we do a lap stack?
- No, no, we’re not lap stacking.
Ugh, you’re in your underwear.
I can feel the heat of your asshole, Ned.
- Don’t make it weird, Eugene.
- Do you want us to hug you right now?
- No.
- That’s a lie.
- Oh, let’s get in there!
We would never hold out on you.
(laughing)
- [Together] Yay!
- Fellas, huddle up real quick, okay?
Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble,
(chanting “gobble”)
- Here we go!
- Yes!
- Yes, Keith!
(all screaming)
- Oh my god!
- You’re barking up the wrong tree!
- Woah.
- To all the moms out there, I’m gonna pour one out
into my mouth.
(all laughing)
(laughing)
- Well, you know what that’s…
we gave it a try!
- Are you changing the slogan?
- Yeah.
That’s how we gave it a try!
- Gave it a try!
- So that’s how we gave it a try?
- Should we all say that together?
- Thanks for watching, hit subscribe, until next time,
what will we try next? - That’s how we gave it a try!
- Wow.
- Another perfect video.
(laughing)
Bye everybody! We’ll see you on Saturday or Wednesday.
- Miles, pan back to that baby on the ground.
(all laughing)