>> Stephen: PLEASE WELCOME THE LOVELY MEGAN MULLALLY.
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>> HI!
>> GORGEOUS!
I LIKE WHAT YOU'VE DONE WITH THE PLACE.
>> Stephen: THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
WE DOLLED IT UP FOR THE CHRISTMASTIME HERE.
>> COLED IT UP, YEAH, THANK YOU.
>> Stephen: HOW HAVE YOU BEEN?
HOW IS YOUR CHRISTMAS SHAPING UP SO FAR?
>> OH, SO CHRISTMASY.
I NEVER HAVE TIME TO DO ANYTHING.
WE DON'T HAVE A TREE.
WE'RE GOING TO TAKE MY 95-YEAR-OLD MOTHER TO STEE "WHY
HIM?" >> Stephen: AND SEE JAMES
FRANCO'S BUTT CRACK.
YOU GUYS WENT TO A PRETTY FUN PARTY LAST NIGHT.
>> OH, MY GOSH.
>> Stephen: WAS THIS JUST LAST NIGHT?
>> LAST NIGHT.
WE TOOK THE TRAIN TO D.C., AND WE WENT TO THE WHITE HOUSE
CHRISTMAS PARTY.
AND-- WE -- >> THIS IS OUTSIDE.
NECESSARY LIKE A PORTICO, OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
THIS IS INSIDE WITH THE BIG BOW.
>> THIS IS BEFORE MEETING PRESIDENT OBAMA, AND AFTER.
AND SO WE GOT TO MEET PRESIDENT OBAMA.
AND WE HAD.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) WE HAD, HAD THE GREAT GOOD
FORTUNE TO MEET MRS. OBAMA ONCE BEFORE.
SO WE GOT TO SPEAK TO HER, ALSO, LAST NIGHT.
I SAID ALL DAY, I WAS LIKE, "I'M GOING TO CRY."
AND NICK WAS LIKE, "NO, YOU'RE NOT."
SO HE CAME UP, AND -- >> HE JUST CAME OVER TO YOU?
>> YEAH, JUST ME, SINGLED ME OUT OF THE CROWD.
STRANGERS IN THE NIGHT.
NO, I'M NOTE HAVING A LOVE AFFAIR WITH HIM.
( LAUGHTER ) HE WAS COMING DOWN A LINE OF
PEOPLE AND WE HAPPENED TO BE THE VERY LAST PEOPLE.
AND SO HE SHOOK MY HAND, AND HE MADE A JOKE, AND HE WAS CHARMING
AND AMAZING.
AND THEN I SAID, "LISTEN, I-- I REALLY LOVE YOU.
AND WE DON'T WANT YOU TO GO."
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) YEAH.
HE GAVE ME A HUG, AND HE SAID, "WE'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE."
( APPLAUSE ) OH!
AND HE WALKED OUT THE DOOR, AND, I MEAN-- I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT
THE CUTE SINGLE TEAR.
I MEAN BURST INTO WRENCHING SOBS, DOUBLED OVER.
NICK HAD TO GET OUT HIS HANKER CHIEF AND SORT OF BLOCK ME FROM
VIEW BECAUSE I WAS EMBARRASSING MYSELF.
BUT, YOU KNOW, I MEAN, THAT'S THE GREATEST PRESIDENT AND FIRST
LADY IN ANY OF OUR LIFETIMES.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: SO FAR.
>> SO FAR GR SO FAR.
BUT WE ARE GOING TO GET A NEW PRESIDENT SOON.
AND YOU ALREADY HAVE A WORKING RELATIONSHIP WITH HIM.
>> OH, GOOD.
OH, YEAH.
OH, THIS IS PERFECT.
>> Stephen: THIS IS THE EMMYS, RIGHT?
>> YEAH.
>> Stephen: THIS IS THE EMMYS, 2006.
THERE IS YOU WITH THE LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD, DOING "GREEN
ACRES."
>> YES.
>> Stephen: THERE YOU ARE?
>> SEE THIS PHOTO, OTHERWISE KNOWN AS "MY SUICIDE NOTE."
>> Stephen: BUT YOU WORKED WITH THE GUY.
IS THERE ANY CHANCE-- IS THERE ANY CHANCE--
>> I HEARD THEY CAN BE VERY TRICKY TO WRITE.
SO NOW IT JUST SAVES ME THE TROUBLE.
I WORKED WITH HIM.
>> Stephen: ANY CHANCE YOU'RE GOING TO GET A CABINET POSITION?
>> DO YOU HAVE A BARF BAG BACK THERE.
>> Stephen: I HAVE AN OLD FASHIONED IF YOU'D LIKE THAT.
WHAT WAS HE LIKE TO WORK WITH?
>> OH, DREAMY!
>> Stephen: YOU KNOW, HE'S A PRO.
HE'S AN ENTERTAINER.
YOU GOTTA GIVE HIM THAT MUCH.
>> YOU KNOW WHAT I LIKE, HE PUT ON AN UNDERSHIRT AND HELD A
PITCHFORK.
I HAVE TO GIVE HIM-- NO, I'M NOT GIVING HIM ANY POINTS FOR
ANYTHING.
SORRY!
>> Stephen: I GOTTA SAY, YOU GOTTA GIVE HIM THIS.
I DON'T THINK-- I DON'T THINK L.B.J. WOULD HAVE DONE THIS.
I TONIGHT THINK TAFT COULD HAVE PULLED THIS OFF.
>> HERE'S THE REAL STORY -- >> LINCOLN COULD NOT CARRY THIS.
>> THIS IS A DUMB THING THEY DID ON THE EMMIES, CALLED "EMMY
IDOL" WHICH "AMERICAN IDOL" WAS THE BIG THING.
THEY HAD PEOPLE COME ON AND DO SONGS, DIFFERENT THEME SONGS
FROM SHOWS AND WE DID CAN THE GREEN ACRES" AND I DID IT AS THE
CHARACTER OF KAREN AND WELL "WILL&GRACE."
HE REALLY WANTED TO WIN IT BECAUSE PEOPLE WERE CALLING IN
TO VOTE.
>> Stephen: WAIT, WHAT?
>> HE WANTED TO WIN IT.
>> Stephen: PEOPLE WERE LITERALLY CALLING IN TO THE
EMMYS WHO SEE WHO WOULD WIN.
>> WE WON IT.
>> Stephen: YOU'RE GOING TO WIN AND WIN AND WIN UNTIL YOU'RE
TIRED OF WINNING SO THE NEXT DAY-- NO, WAIT.
HERE'S THE GRABBER.
YEAH.
SO THE NEXT DAY, HE-- I'M A LADY-- HE-- I WAS IN MY "WILL &
GRACE" DRESSING ROOM AND THE PHONE RANG AND IT WAS DONALD
TRUMP.
AND HE SAID, ", YOU KNOW, WHAT?
WE REALLY NEEDED TO WIN THAT THING AND WE DID."
( LAUGHTER ) "AND YOU WERE A BIG PART OF
THAT, SO I JUST WANTED TO SAY THAT WE REALLY NEEDED TO WIN IT,
AND NOT ONLY DID WE WIN IT, BUT I HEAR WE KILLED THEM.
IT WAS A LANDSLIDE."
( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: CONGRATULATIONS,
CONGRATULATIONS.
>> SO WE DID IT.
>> Stephen: WOW.
HE'S STILL LOOKING FOR A SECRETARY OF AGRICULTURE.
( LAUGHTER ).
>> IF HE FELT THAT WAY ABOUT-- I HAVE THAT PITCHFORK.
I HAVE THAT PITCHFORK.
CHECK THIS OUT-- IF HE INEQUALITY WAY ABOUT "EMMY IDOL"
HOW DO YOU THINK HE FELT ABOUT THE PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION.
>> Stephen: WOW, HE PROBABLY HAD TO TAKE A COLD SHOWER
AFTERWARDS.
( LAUGHTER ) WE HAVE TO TAKE A LITTLE BREAK.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE MEGAN MULLALLY.
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