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Chase: Hey everybody, it is me, Chaseypoo, and I’m joined today by the lovely Mike.
[laughs] I love when the hands do this.
[laughs] Today we're doing something we haven't done in so long
Mike: it's been a while Chase: It’s actually been …
Mike: it’s been a while Chase: It’s been a while
Mike: Last time was what like December?
[laughs] Chase: You don’t know where those hands
have been, hunty Mike: fisting?
[both laugh] Chase: Let's tell the people what they get
today.
this video is sponsored by Adam and eve if you go to adamandeve.com and use the discount
code chase Mike: you get 50% percent off any single item,
some exclusions apply Chase: free shipping to Canada and the united
states.
Mike: So my love are you ready.
Chase: that tickles way too much man haha.Can we just for one second, Brad is deflated behind
us and it reminds me of that commercial and she's like deflated on the couch
Mike: I don't know what what commercial you talking about.
[man in commercial]: what’s going on here?
[Mike laughs] [woman in commercial]: she won’t answer
you Mike: Are you…
omg i read something the other day about calling somebody a dildo and it was hilarious.
I don’t remember where you came from.
It’s great insult because you can call the person a dick but it's not even real.
So good haha.
I don't remember who said it though like I read it
Chase: oh …. We need to find out where that comes from omg that's hilarious
Mike: please if anybody finds it, please put the link.
Chase: you’re a dildo…
OH cuz you ain’t even real Mike: you’re a dildo, you’re a dick and
not even real Chase: no baby your prosthetic because you're
so real.
[screams] Mike: ok let's take this guy here.
What is this?
Chase: Maybe only one of us should have hand so you can actually show people what it looks
like …. it looks like a poo that’s my skin colour
Mike: no, it’s a strap on Chase: excuse me?
Mike: it's a very small strap on Chase: wait a minute, i think this is for
your face.
I think this is the accommodator.
THIS IS THE ACCOMMODATOR!
Also, are you allergic to latex?
Cuz that smells like only latex Mike: yeah
Chase: yeah?
You’re allergic?
Mike: no, how?
Chase: i think you wear it like a hat Mike: hold on
[Chase laughs] Chase: yeah, ike that like that.
And then I open my legs and then while you're sucking my peen, you’re in the at the same
time...theses are my legs Mike: [gasps] that’s so cool
Chase: these are my legs [Both laugh]
Chase: that was my butt …. [PUUHHHHHH sound] ok wait.
This is squishy Mike: [gasps] it is!
But it's cool oo i like it,... daddddyy [choking sound]
Mike: ow it hurt my chin Chase: sorrry!
[Mike laughs] Chase: i think you can also put this on your
leg.
Also welcome to my long hair.
I look like I just had surgery.
You know?
The people who just had a facelift Mike: no
Chase: dare me to go outside like this?
Mike: please I want you to walk to work like this
[Mike laughs] Chase: yo, I still taste in my mouth mike,
disgusting Mike: i hit you’re throat baby?
I lost one hand.
Chase: it’s quite comfortable nice compression on the head
Mike: omg how did I throw, look where…
[Chase scream laughs] Chase: HOW THE FUCK DID IT END UP DOWN THERE?
“The accommodator” Chase: I don’t get ready, i stay ready
Mike: [tongue click] Chase: as in im always douched for you [screams]
I’m kidding, don’t do that.
Mike: Okay let's take the small item here Chase: ooo the small item
Mike: mmmmmhm, DIBS.
Ooooo dessert.
Wet.
I actually really like this brand it's nice.
Nobody can see it.
Hold on, this is desert or dessert?
Chase: dessert [both laughs]
Chase: it’s desert flavour.
It’s a little sandy in here .. haha… we don’t have a prostate
Mike: ooo [sniffs] it’s like..
Smells like french vanilla?
Chase: wait, is it vegan?
[laughs] Mike: oooooo, it’s not … it’s not my
favourite taste but it's good if you like this kind of sweet
Chase: Mike do you know what that tastes like?
Mike: what Chase: a fucking YEAST INFECTION.
[both laugh loud] Chase: that is SO surgery, don’t put that
near your whoha Mike: oooo girl, master series!
Chase: omg I love it, they make my ….. Mike: prick….OW
Chase: sorry Mike: when it’s not Lety, it’s you…
DIBS Chase: no no no ….. No.
Mike: hold on, “10 row spiked pinwheel.
Run this spiked wheel across the skin and other highly treasured areas”
Chase: AH…
AH….They make my jizz!
My cum Mike: ooo it’s made with IBS and metal
Chase: ABS. you said IBS [both laugh]
Mike: ohhh girl look at my hair Chase: ooo you’re like the cat with the
hair Mike: i'm the cat with the hair
Chase: do me, do me [mike laughs]
Mike: yesss what is this?
Adam and eve “make me cum clit sensitizer” both : DIBS
Mike: ingredients, water, propylene glycol.
It’s propylene glycol antifreeze or something?
I don't know i don't know haha Chase: well your cooter won’t freeze.
AH Mike: methylparaben
Chase: MY Parabéns!
Everytime I read paraben or whatever, it’s in the vagisil,
Mike: it's parabean.
Why did you - inaudible - me?
I say Parabéns!
Chase: I know but …. PARABENS Mike: it’s my Parabéns, I like me Parabéns.
Lube… and mint, minty lube Chase: yeah but then thing is that mint
Mike: the mint is sensation right?
I’m going to put it on my finger here and see what I feel
Chase: and see if your finger turns into a clitoris
[laughs] Mike: imagine if your fingers were clitoris’
Chase: clitori [scream laughs]
Chase: that would be really sensitive Mike: right
Chase: my junk is really sensitive man, you touch me i'm like AH
Mike: helllllo, say hi to the poupou.
Chase: aw loki Mike: the poupou is sick
Chase: aw he ate too much poo Mike: loki your head smells like pee.
Loki is a kinky ass dog, man.
He can’t not see another dog peeing and puts his face under it and goes for the golden
shower Chase: ooo calexotics, they make the uhm,
the packer and the masterubating sleeve for the transgenders
Mike: transgendered Chase: transgederizers
Mike: calexotics began from a vision to create more inspiring intimate products that better
suited the needs of people looking to enhance the pleasure in their daily lives.
So cool.
OMG. [fast clicking sound]
Chase: AHHHHH Mike: we have one thing left.
And bigger is better.
Not necessarily Chase: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
. OMG MIKE, I just ripped it out of your hands i'm sorry
Mike: its ok Chase: OMG
Mike: 15” double long, double dong haha “double long” Better than REAL real skin
Chase: wingardium leviosa Mike: ooo girl but hold on….
Chase: of course that where you would go.
Of course that's where you would go with that.
It’s tapered!
Mike: oh it smells like ebay?
Ebay?
No.. best buy Chase: best buy… hey mike, this is the size
of my dick…..
The answer my friend….
Mike: ooo maybe we can play the game…
YESSSSSS oooooo I’m on fire, baby.
YESSSSS.
Look at me.
Im a delicate flower.
Chase: you are Mike: i like 2, double crown
Chase: ok i have so many things to say but nothing to say you know about this?
Mike: you're a dildo haha Chase: also feels better than real real skin?
Mike: HIIYAHHHH Chase: ow mike that hurts
Mike: really?
Chase: yes [slaps mike]
Mike: it wasn’t that violent….
Both: OMG THERES SOMETHING ELSE IN THERE Chase: ah…
Mike: here Chase: i was about to end this video.
Rose, euphoric massage kit Mike: euphoria!
Chase: I don't have a prostate
Mike: dyslexia who?
Chase: what is this a lipstick?
Mike: what is this Chase: i don't know.
It’s a pleasure petite vibe.
Mike: you know that pink one that you showed me that i stole forever?
Chase: yeah Mike: i don’t know where I put by the way
but uhmmmm that one is really good.
Like super nice though like you’re going travelling…
Chase: alright, if you go to adamandeve.com and use the discount code
Mike: Chase Chase: you get 50% off any single item
Mike: some exclusions apply Chase: free shipping to united states and
canada.
Thanks for watching.
Well see you next month!
Have a great day!
Both: byyyeeeee
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