-Guys, and, finally, it is Tuesday.
It is time for "WeTweet." Here we go!
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-♪ "WeTweet" ♪
♪ "WeTweet" ♪
-Now, welcome to "WeTweet."
This is where we, as a group,
decide something that we should post on Twitter.
I'm gonna show you five different tweets,
and we're all going to vote on whether
you like each one or not.
You all have voting clickers at your seats.
You see them there?
I can judge by the confusion, yep.
Alright, perfect.
You can vote for all of them.
You can vote for none of them.
Whatever you want. I want you to have fun, okay?
We're gonna see the results live.
Higgins, Roots, you have clickers, too?
-I got my clicker. -Yep, I'm all done.
-You're clicked out. Alright, here we go.
Whatever tweet gets the most likes,
we will tweet it out live on the show
so you can all like it and "WeTweet" it.
It's a shared experience. Okay, you guys ready for this?
Okay, the first tweet is... [ Cheers and applause ]
This is good. The first tweet...
Hmm. Hmm. Lukewarm response.
-No, yeah, lukewarm. -Lukewarm at best.
Yeah, people are already done voting.
Immediately, they said, "No."
You can cast your votes, thumbs up or thumbs down.
They know -- I feel like this one --
-I think they picked thumbs down.
-I think they picked thumbs down on this one.
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-I thumbs-upped it. -You thumbs-upped it?
-Yeah.
-I did it just to -- I felt bad for it.
-You felt bad for the tweet itself?
Oh, I see. -Yeah. But the votes are in.
Let's see the results. Here we go.
Oh, not bad.
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That's actually not bad. That's pretty good.
-Yeah, 135. -"Let's get brunch," yeah.
11:00 a.m., yeah.
-Hammered, 11:00 a.m. -Yeah, gotcha. Alright.
Oh, I like this one. The next one is...
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It's one of the two. -Just that little thing.
-It's one of the two.
Either -- I can't -- That thing spins,
you know I got to spin on that thing.
Also, medical school. It takes years.
Too much work for me.
Alright, let's see the results on this one.
I think it's gonna go pretty well.
Yeah! -Oh!
-Yeah.
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That's good, 183. -That's pretty good.
-Yeah, that might be the winner, right there.
But we have three more. -Really?
-Yeah. Let's see if you enjoy this one.
This next one's pretty good.
-Oh. Pithy, simple.
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-I voted -- Yeah. -You say no? You voted down?
-I voted yes, 'cause I feel like --
Someone's very animated. They're doing this.
It doesn't help. -I like that, though.
Then you know they voted.
-And then I just saw an actual human thumbs-down
from a -- A man in the audience just gave me a thumbs-down.
Which he's been giving me all monologue, by the way.
Let's see the results.
Alright. Okay. Wow. -Ooh! Wow!
-They did not like that.
Steven Spielberg asked for the "director's cut."
-Come on. That's pretty funny. -It's pretty funny.
Yeah, that's good. Next up, we have...
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"It's gonna be out, and it's gonna be on."
"I can't even tell. What is this?"
I can't --"
"Dad, you're blinding half the restaurant."
Alright. There you go.
What do you think about this, Tariq?
-Uh, yeah, I think it's probably gonna be half and half.
-Half and half? -Half and half?
-You said it's gonna be evenly split, yes or no.
-You think it's gonna be 50/50?
-I do. I do. -That's impossible.
-That's insane.
-I do. I think it's gonna be 50/50.
Fight me! -No, he's saying 70/30.
-Okay, 70/30. I'll say 55/45.
-Oh, there you go! -Oh! Now!
-It changed a little bit.
Let's check out the results on this one.
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-Oh!
Oh, snap! Oh, snap!
♪♪ Oh, my God!
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
Tariq got burned.
-No, that's exactly what I meant.
-You meant 195.
-That was almost a knockout punch right there.
-Yeah. -That's got to be the winner.
Everyone votes for this one just because --
-195? -It's almost unheard of.
That will be the one that we tweet, unless this one --
unless this one is, like, an avalanche.
-Is this the last one?
-This is the last one, but I don't know.
[ Drumroll ] What was the other one?
What did we all just like?
-"Phone on, light on." -Which one?
-Dad with the light. -Dad, menu, QR code.
-Oh, yeah. Dad, flash-- Yeah, we can all relate to that.
-It's more of a truism and funny.
That's what makes it funny, 'cause it's kinda true.
-Yeah, I like that one. -Yeah.
-That's a good one, so let's see.
That, I think, is gonna be the winner.
-I think it's the winner, but who knows?
-Yep. -We got one more.
-We have one more. Here we go.
-Tariq, what do you think this one is gonna be?
-I think this last one's the winner.
-Okay.
-Yep.
-Last one is...
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-Oh.
-Wow! That's a stealth one.
You're gonna vote no just to burn --
just 'cause you like the other one.
-You know you agree, man.
-Still moving. -Thumbs up.
-Everyone agrees. -I don't know, man.
I think "dad flashlight" takes it.
-You know what?
You don't even want to go to this one.
-I'm tired of being the peach of your jokes over here.
-Let's see the results. -Let's see it.
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-Oh! Oh, my God!
-Yes. You felt that. It did well. It did well.
"Dad's flashlight" is the winner, right there.
So now I'm gonna post this during the commercial break.
If you see it on your feed,
give it a like, give it a WeTweet, and enjoy.