- What up, what up, what up?
It's a boy, little apple.
Today me and the whole gang
are doing the roast yourself challenge!
(electric guitar riff)
- Ew!
The what-yourself-who now?
- The roast yourself challenge!
You know what that is, right?
- Um, it doesn't involve
setting your butt on fire, does it?
- Squash!
What are ya talkin about?
We're just gonna make fun of ourselves!
- Ew!
Make fun of ourselves?
- It's super easy!
You just put on a beat
and you do a dis track about yourself!
- Oo!
I'll go first!
- Sure!
- I promise.
I'll keep it short.
For your sake, little apple!
(creepy laughter)
- No!
It's the roast yourself challenge, dude!
- All right, all right, all right, all right!
♪ I'm orange, ♪
♪ People sometimes say I'm annoying ♪
♪ My own best friends they rarely enjoy me ♪
♪ My teeth I don't brush ♪
♪ Don't speak to my crush ♪
♪ And jokes are my defensive mechanism boyee! ♪
(creepy laughter)
- Yeah!
That was perfect orange!
- Squash?
You understand now?
- Um, I guess,
but why would you make fun of yourself?
- Dude, it's fun!
Here, watch this!
♪ Uh, uh, I'm pear ♪
♪ I'm oblong, I'm green ♪
♪ And I'm boring, ♪
♪ Unlike orange my fans aren't exactly adoring ♪
♪ I love to read books ♪
♪ And cast judgey looks ♪
♪ And when I talk too long I leave everyone snoring ♪
What'd ya guys think?
(group snoring)
- Really you guys?
- Hee hee hee hee hee hee!
Nah, we're awake!
- We were just joking!
(loud snoring)
- Well, grampa lemon wasn't!
(creepy laughter)
- Argh!
- So squash, you ready to roast yourself?
- Um, I don't know if you guys would like it.
- Aw, come on squash,
we're gonna love it!
- Yeah dude.
Give it a spin!
- Okay, here it goes!
♪ Name is squash, eww ♪
♪ Another thing, eww ♪
♪ I only do one thing ♪
♪ And that thing is to eww ♪
♪ Morning it's eww ♪
♪ Evening it's eww ♪
♪ But I'm no one-trick pony ♪
♪ Cause I also can eww ♪
How was that?
- Um.
- Ahh!
- Sorry about all the murder and destruction.
I tried to warn you.
- Okay.
Maybe someone else should go!
- I'll go, yay!
♪ I'm marshmallow yay ♪
♪ I love everything ♪
♪ But I have a secret that ♪
♪ I have never told ♪
♪ You all want to know ♪
♪ So I'll finally tell ♪
♪ My deepest darkest secret ♪
♪ Is I often can't rhyme. ♪
♪ Yay! ♪
- Hold on.
That was your deep, dark secret?
That you have difficulty rhyming?
- Of course it was!
What did you think it was gonna be?
Hee hee hee hee hee!
- Time to bring it home!
♪ Little A I'm puny ♪
♪ I'm tiny I'm weak ♪
♪ I compensate with monster trucks ♪
♪ And likely can't read ♪
♪ I'll keep this brief ♪
♪ I shake like a leaf ♪
♪ When jump-scares make me accidentally... ♪
(all scream loudly)
- Hee hee hee hee hee!
- Ha ha ha ha!
- Not cool you guys!
(electronic music)