I am Doctor Mario and I am saving lives!
SHUT THE F@%K UP!
MAMA F***ER!
I have absolutely no idea what's going on.
YEAH TOAST
Aside from Shy Guy getting his toast
OOH EEH OOH AH AH
CHING CHANG WALLA WALLA BING BANG
YEA TOAST!
*AIRHORN BLOWS*
Oooooooooooooohhh (da suspence)
New Quest Received: Summer School
*Dr. Mario* :D
*TF2 Heavy* DOCTOR!
HELP NOW
WHAT IS IT?!
*patient chocking*
KILL ME !
Oh my GOD !
*Mario panics*
Here we go !
da POWER of Satan (i mean Jesus) compells you
Dr mario :D
(something I can not understand)
Doctor!
GO GO GO
Sweet! I'll gab my stuff!
(Oh boy)
YOU'RE FREE!!! GO TO MEXICO!!!
Dr Mario :D
*Mario singing*
*child crying*
Mario: Oh no!
*gibberish*
(ice cream on the ground)
I GOT IT
hey
:D
*Mario arrested*
(MOAR DR MERAO :D)
YEAH TOAST, TOAST, YEAH TOAST
TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAST
*angry german kid*
MAMA F@&KER
*Link scream*
(Link has bottle)
D:
FFFFFFFFFUUU
(EVAM MOAR3 DR MIREEO :D)
Luigi: Mario
Imma Dr Luigi :D number 1!
mai heaaat
(another cutscene, what did you expect, dr mario? ;D)
*Mario sings yet again for us*
oh hell nor
Here we go!
*mario uses pill*
*it's not very effective*
*more angry gibberish*
PILLS HERE
*TF2 Heavy* INNCOOOMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING
:D YAY
imma tired
yummy (oh no)
(this can't end well)
(Haddaway - What is Love)
Merio be trippan bawls
it's a bad thing to do drugs, so don't be bad, by doing drugs, k, that be baad
Dr Mario is ded, no big surprise
(not again)
i'm goin' to lick ya
PERVERT
*mario is arrest again*
(ok this is getting boring)
oh my GOD! IS ANYBODY HERE A DOCTOR?!
(you get da picture)
hello, it's me mari...
(i didn't understand either)
dafuq are you talkin' abo...?
you think just because i'm old i know everything?
(DED)
FIX IT x12
i don't even...
*le fix it's continue*
FINE
i gotta do what i do best den
Nice job, dickface
:I
let'sa go
*le telletubbie terrorist*
*TF2 Spy* ahem, gentlemen
let'sa go (again)
oh what happened?
*h3 tr1pp1n bawls*
he's f$&king tripping and freaking me out, man
oh my
there's something alive in stomach
what are we gonna do, mario
we deliver this f#%ker
say whaaaaat
spread those f%@king legs and start pushing
*Steve Carell* NOOOOOOOOOOO
come here...
oh it is so hot in here, so hot, so...
SHUT THE F#%K UP
HAMMER
FIRE
NINTENDO (oh no, again)
Toad: Then You Get Your Cat- Dr Mario:NO MAN! WTF
this is your last chance, take the blue pill, take the red pill
*bawsar roar*
*poops out donkey*
SUCCESS
surprise motherf%#ker
(finally it's over :3)