Voice: (Hellooo, you're not allowed to sleep in class.)
Den: Sleep is nice. I like sleep.
(Den, please stop drawing on the walls, PLEASE.)
No! I... I do art.
(Den. You have to follow the rules.)
You can't tell me what to do!
NAILED IT!
Hey guys! My name is CypherDen
And I've had a dog for almost two years now.
My little doggo is named Belle.
Because she looks like Beast from "Beauty and the Beast"
But she's a girl, so I've named her Belle!
...I'm BAD at naming things, okay?
She's the only animal that I've ever bought.
All the cats I've ever owned were stray cats that we've found outside our house
Either in the freezing cold or... Blistering summer heat.
Yeah, I found Chew when I left my house to go buy some hair dye.
He was meowing of starvation and I claimed him as my own.
Along with his fleas...
ʏᴀ ɴAsᴛʏ ᴄAᴛ!
I got Belle, on the other hand, while buying food for my sister's hamsters.
My dad kept pointing at other happy and playful dogs,
SO I pointed at the depressed looking mop in the corner that didn't want to play with any other dog.
And I claimed her as my own.
Now she's a happy little racoon.
I've had a cat for almost all my life.
Safe to say, I know how they function.
They're weird and funny little fluffballs, that sound like engine motors when you pet them.
I'm also allergic to them so I can't hug them without wanting to scratch MY EYES out...
I usually have to love them from a distance.
DOGS on the other hand? I can hug all day!
So, having a dog, and having spent most of my days with Belle,
I've come to random thoughts on what she might be thinking.
Her and all the other adorable doggos, in all honesty...
Jackie boy: Hᴜᴍᴀɴ!
Hᴇʜ, ʜᴇʀᴇ's ᴀ ɢɪғᴛ ғᴏʀ ᴛᴀᴋɪɴɢ ᴄᴀʀᴇ ᴏғ ᴍᴇ.
Den: Aww... Okay, let's play!
J: Wᴀɪᴛ, ᴡʜᴀᴛ?
D:Fetch!
J:Yᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ NOT sᴜᴘᴘᴏsᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜʀᴏᴡ ɪᴛ!
U ɢ ʜ... FINE! I'ʟʟ ɢᴏ ɢᴇᴛ ɪᴛ!
*PHEH*
Hᴇʀᴇ!
*pant pant*
Wʜʏ'ᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜʀᴏᴡ ɪᴛ sᴏ ғᴀʀ?
D: Good boy!*pat pat*
Fetch!
J: Wʜᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴇ...?!
*PHEH*
Oᴋᴀʏ...
*pant pant*
Tʜɪs ɪs ᴛʜᴇ ʟᴀsᴛ ᴛɪᴍᴇ!
I'ᴍ ɴᴏᴛ... ɢᴇᴛᴛɪɴɢ ʏᴏᴜʀ sᴛᴜᴘɪᴅ ʙᴀʟʟ AGAIN...
D: GO FETCH!
J:*inhale*
Yᴇᴘ.
*sigh*
Nᴏ.
Tʜɪs ɪs MY ʙᴀʟʟ ɴᴏᴡ.
D: Do you think dogs get weirded out by cars? Hear me out.
They kind of never know where're they going.
They get into this rolling cube, and then it's like a weird portal!
You get in
and somehow you're in a different location that you might have NEVER visited before.
Technically, like a teleportation roulette.
J: OOH! Wʜᴇʀᴇ ᴀʀᴇ ᴡᴇ ɢᴏɪɴɢ ᴛᴏᴅᴀʏ?
Wʜᴇʀᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ᴅᴏɢs ᴀʀᴇ?
Is ɪᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘʟᴀᴄᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴀᴛᴇʀ?
Wʜᴀᴛ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ɢʀᴀɴᴅᴍᴀ's?
SPA ᴅᴀʏ?
Pʟᴇᴀsᴇ ᴛᴇʟʟ ᴍᴇ ɪᴛ's ɴᴏᴛ ᴛʜᴇ sᴜᴘᴇʀ-sᴄᴀʀʏ ᴘʟᴀᴄᴇ...
Aʟʀɪɢʜᴛ! Yᴏᴜ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴛᴇʟʟ ᴍᴇ. Tʜᴀᴛ's ғɪɴᴇ! ɪ ʟɪᴋᴇ sᴜʀᴘʀɪsᴇs.
D: I'm SO sorry, puppy, but...
...you're gonna get some shots today...
J: BETRAYAAAL!
[I did the subtitles ONLY to do that one line -The Subtitle Guy]
I ᴀᴍ NEVER ɢᴏɪɴɢ ᴏᴜᴛsɪᴅᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʏᴏᴜ EVER ᴀɢᴀɪɴ!
D: You want to go for a walk?
Aʟʀɪɢʜᴛ! Lᴇᴛ's ɢᴏ sɴɪғғ ᴛʜᴏsᴇ ʜʏᴅʀᴀɴᴛs!
D: So, I've been watching those videos,
Where the dog owners record their dogs when they leave the house
To see what their dogs do when they're gone...
Most of the dogs just, kind of, bark like hell and just get upset!
They kind of just do absolutely nothing until their owners get back.
Do dogs think that if you walk out of the door, you might just never return?
I mean, their sense of direction isn't really the best,
or we won't have to worry about losing our dogs, right?
Do they get sad when you leave, because they're scared that you're forever lost in the outside world?
Okay, Jackie-boy, I'm off to work. I'll see you in a few, okay?
J: Wᴀɪᴛ! Nᴏ!
Iғ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴀʟᴋ ᴏᴜᴛ Tʜᴇ Dᴏᴏʀ, ʏᴏᴜ ᴍɪɢʜᴛ ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴄᴏᴍᴇ ʙᴀᴄᴋ!
Nᴏ-ʜᴏ, ɴᴏᴏᴏ! Dᴏɴ'ᴛ ɢᴏ!
I'ᴍ NEVER ɢᴏɴɴᴀ sᴇᴇ ʜᴇʀ ᴀɢᴀɪɴ...!
*sniff*
Wᴇ'ʟʟ ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ɢᴇᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴘʟᴀʏ...
*sniff*
Nᴏ ᴍᴏʀᴇ ᴡᴀʟᴋs...
*sniff*
I'ᴍ ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ɢᴏɴɴᴀ ʙᴇ ᴀʙʟᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴛᴇᴀᴄʜ ʜᴇʀ ʜᴏᴡ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜʀᴏᴡ ᴛʜᴇ ɢɪғᴛs ɪ ɢɪᴠᴇ ʜer...
*sniff* *sob* *sniff*
WAIT.
I'ᴍ ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ɢᴏɴɴᴀ ɢᴇᴛ FOOD ᴀɢᴀɪɴ.
*GASP*
I'ᴍ ɢᴏɴɴᴀ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴛᴏ ғᴇᴇᴅ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ʟᴀɴᴅ!
D: I'm Baaack🎵
Jaaack🎵
...Jack?
Jaaack?
J: Oʜ ʙᴏʏ, ᴏʜ ʙᴏʏ, ᴏʜ BOY!
Yᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ʙᴀᴄᴋ! YOU'RE BAAACK!
Sᴏoo... Wᴇʟʟ...
I ᴍɪɢʜᴛ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀᴛᴇ, ʟɪᴋᴇ, ᴛʜʀᴇᴇ ᴏғ ʏᴏᴜʀ sʜᴏᴇs...
A-Aɴᴅ ᴅᴇsᴛʀᴏʏᴇᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏᴜᴄʜ...
WELCOME HOME!🎵
D: Do you think dogs find us rude, because we rarely share our human food?
J: OOOH, Cᴀɴ I PLEASE ʜᴀᴠᴇ sᴏᴍᴇ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴄʜɪᴄᴋᴇɴ?
D: DOWN, puppy! You already HAVE food.
J: Bᴜᴛ, ʙᴜᴛ...!
I'ᴠᴇ ʜᴀᴅ ᴛʜᴀᴛ DRYED FOOD, ғᴏʀ, ʟɪᴋᴇ, ғɪғᴛʏ ᴅᴏɢ ʏᴇᴀʀs...!
D: No. Get down.
J: ᴘʟᴇᴇᴇᴀsᴇ...?
D: Awww...
Okay, just a little bit.
J: YOU ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀ ᴡʜᴏʟᴇ ᴄʜɪᴄᴋᴇɴ. Aɴᴅ I ɢᴇᴛ ᴀ ᴛɪɴʏ ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ ᴘɪᴇᴄᴇ?
Wʜʏ ᴅᴏ I ᴘʀᴏᴛᴇᴄᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ғʀᴏᴍ Tʜᴇ Mᴀɪʟᴍᴀɴ, ᴀɢᴀɪɴ?
*tick tick ,It's the Jack*
"yᴏᴜ GUʏs should ᴍᴏsᴛ ᴅᴇғɪɴɪᴇᴛʟʏ sᴜʙsᴄʀɪʙᴇ ᴛᴏ CypherDen.
sʜᴇ ɪs ᴀɴ ᴀᴍᴀᴢɪɴɢ ᴀɴɪᴍᴀᴛᴏʀ and or YOUTUBER!"
So, yeah. Where's that puppy you promissed?
D: Oh. ...Eheh...
Hope you guys enjoyed that video! If you did, don't forget to hit that like button,
It makes me fart glitter™
If you guys liked these 3D animations, make sure to check out Bumbleworth's channel,
He made ALL 3D animations for THIS video.
Go show him some love and tell him how AWESOME he is
Also, thank you so much to JackSepticEye for voicing our little doggo.
He's a new and upcoming YouTuber, so make sure you check him out. (@jackspedicey 2)
And with that said,
I'll see you guys later and Buh-Buh-Bye!
Bloop Jack: I'm squishing my cheeks right now to make it sound cute.
Pᴡᴇᴛᴛʏ ᴘᴡᴇᴀsᴇ...? (づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ
OK. Hopefully, those were okay...!