'Sup, girl. Pheebs here.
You're texting as me?
Totes obv that we should hang at my crib.
See you at 7:00.
As if! Smiley face with a party hat.
League of Master Villains, here I come!
I think we're all just getting a little bit hungry. Yeah?
[sighs] What do you say, Pheebs?
Max, forget it. It's over.
I've rigged the dinner to explode.
The answer is elev...
Elev...
Eleventy-seven?
[country music playing] Woo!
Woo-hoo!
Woo!
Yee-haw!
Awoo!
Ah!
You two need to distract Trevor
while I got the chemicals for the antidote.
Plus, it's hilarious.
Hey, planty planty.
Over here.
Wait, Max, you're the freshman class president?
- You weren't even running. - I know.
I just said what was on my mind and next thing I knew,
the students voted me their supreme overlord.
Behold, the Grow-Matic 2.0!
[beeping]
Let's ride!
I'm doing it! I'm riding a bike!
Max, what about the vandal?
Who cares? I'm riding a bike! Nothing else matters!
[club music playing]
♪ Don't wait another minute ♪
♪ You could lose it all Push it to the limit ♪
♪ Yeah, you gotta shout out Scream it loud ♪
[recording] Please, excuse Max from school today.
He is sick with a cold.
You didn't have a cold last week.
No, but I did record Dad saying the word "cold".
Also "sick", "school" and all those other words.
Then I just pieced them together in this app.
[stuttering] Uh, please, Mom! I don't have the Thundersense!
I know.
But how's the trampoline gonna...?
Ah! No one understands me!
What did you do?
Well, you said you wanted to clone yourself.
That was an expression.
Oh, so is this: I'm a stinking genius!
[grunts]
Whoa!
[grunting]
[grunting] Get off! Get off me!
[screams, bone cracks]
Oh! Put it back! Put it back!
Body slam!
Yeah!
[grunting]
[giggling]
Tap out! Tap out!
Never!
Welcome to the dark side.
Here's a handbook, a key chain, and a T-shirt.
Cute.
The dark side's not cute, Phoebe.
You might wanna turn away.
[blowing]
[ding]
Done.
Fly, boy.
[screams]
[grunts]
And we have a winner!
- [laughing] - [grunting]
Come on!
This is for a prank. It's going to be so big
the school's going to name an entire day after me.
[spy music playing]
[beeping]
- Max? - [screams]
Dark Mayhem's evil treasures are mine!
Will it be a doomsday device?
Plans to take over the world?
Whatever it is, it's gonna be dark.
[chuckling]
[grunts]
No means no! Heed Max, I command thee!
Oh!
You're gonna regret this!
Ah! No! No!
[screams] Don't look at me!
And there she is, helping an old lady cross the street.
What's wrong with that?
Uh...
Look at the sheep one again.
You look really cute in this picture.
Aww, thank you.
You two make me sick.
[grunting]
You're not gonna post that on Chirper, are you?
Oops, I kinda just did.
- Wha...? - But you look so cute.
You hashtagged me "birdturd"?!
I guess we shouldn't let anything ruin our...
[screams]
What? Do I have something on my face?
Thanks for playing, losers.
Whoa, whoa. Uh, hey, I think I won.
What?
There's no way you could have guessed...
"3,167"?!
[cheering] Yes!
Max?
[camera shutter clicks]
Yeah, I snuck in here, but don't tell your mummy.
Max, how did you do this?
Hello? Super genius.
I built a machine to freeze the world's water supply.
But today it makes snow for Nora.
I love you, Max.
Do you have some kind of, like, love potion or something?
Why ask me? Ask all my girlfriends.
Of course I don't have a love potion,
that's why I'm in a band!
Hi, I wanna fan your father.
[groans] Amateur!
I've been working on... this.
First, I'll take over two satellites,
then, disrupt their communication
so they'll lose each other's phone numbers. Eh?
Chicken's out of the coop.
Time to fly.
[ballet music playing]
Step aside. I'm doing this.
[blowing]
Max, I don't think you should be...
Woo-hoo!
Too fast! Too fast!
[crash, grunting]
[traps being set off]
Oh, no! Danger zone!
[slow-motion] Now look who's whining!
How are you doing that?
Unhand the jams, nerd!
Never!
Max, I mean it, let go!
[thud]
[laughs]
And President Kickbutt here
is gonna take me to get some weapons.
[gasping]
You realize you're making a horrible mistake, right?
Zip it, Evelyn.
Kickbutt!
[grunts]
Get ready, old man, 'cause you're about to be--
[screaming]
[grunting]
Whoa!
Ooh! Your champion is taking the challenger to pretzel town.
♪ I want you to know ♪
♪ I'll never speak a word About your bonus toe ♪
♪ Your bonus toe It's no biggie ♪
♪ Your bonus toe So get jiggy ♪
♪ Your bonus toe Wiggle your extra piggy ♪
Fireworks are used in celebration,
but were originally used to scare off spirits
and sisters who think they're better than their brothers.
Max, you set off fireworks on school grounds?!
Phoebe and I did. As a group.
Hermit crabs? Think I'm afraid of a few little hermit crabs?
[pinchers clacking]
[screaming]
Um, Max, I don't have any hands left.
- You'll have to do it. - I'm so lazy.
Just save the town!
Let's clap it out, Cher Cher.
That's my nickname for her.
[clapping]
One, two, three, four!
- Five, six, seven! - Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Secret handshake.
Time to put on my flirt face.
Step aside, because this might get beautiful.
I call this one...
the Velvet Tiger.
[growls]
[grunting]
I don't know what that means.
Oh, just tell me what you're trying to say.
We our powers to trick Billy and Nora into fighting
so dad turns the car around and we save our rep.
Look at that, they have
all my favorite flavors and toppings.
Or... do they?
Viva la evil!
Viva la sprinkles!
I need to introduce Cybron
to his next great video game villain.
I based him on me.
[bell ringing, alarm buzzing]
Max Thunderman,
back away from the office door, you loser.
Or we're gonna destroy that eyepatch
without hurting Harris.
There will be no destroying
- the patch, Phoebe. - Why not?
Because I had to risk my life to get that.
I mean, I risked billions of lives,
but still, lives were risked, Phoebe.
Uh, burrito, red peppers, hamburger,
and my secret ingredient...
- Love? - Grow up, Billy.
Sweet potato fries.
Yeah, the facial recognition isn't very sophisticated.
[beeping]
Welcome back, Hank.
Looking good.
Oyster!
Norway totally stole your doll!
Not cool, Wolfgang!
[speaking German]
This is awful, we should have this game in the bag by now.
Okay, I think maybe I should go.
I wanted to meet your family,
but this is getting really intense.
Nah, who's intense? I'm not intense.
I just wanna win!
This is all new territory for me.
Well, get over it!
We're stuck with each other.
Prepare yourselves as I pick up where Mother Nature left off.
Science!
Hello, free khakis.
[chuckles]
Huh?
[screams]
[laughs]
I don't see what's so funny.
My little sister was all worried about making today perfect,
and I told her it doesn't matter what she does in her play date
or how she looks.
But she's an awesome girl
and any boy should like her for that.
You never said that to me.
I should've.
Phoebe just keeps butting in.
We gotta go.
Great job, Phoebe.
[grunting]
[screaming]
[grunting]
You're supposed to say "burn".
[grunting] Does it really matter?!
Booyah!
That's how you do it.
I guess those golden slippers are all mine.
[blowing]
[popcorn popping]
[screaming]
[cheering] Yeah!
Prepare for clothing enhancement.
[beeping]
And the legend continues.
The orb. Put that down, it's dangerous.
Oh, only when it's in the wrong hands, Dad.
Like mine.
I love you very much.
Pretend you didn't hear that.
Humans love when monster dance.
[dance music playing]
[in unison] Rawr! Rawr! Rawr! Rawr!
Whoa!
[groans]
Trapped in gum.
[tastes the gum]
It's banana-flavored! Ugh!
We gotta jump.
[creaking and rumbling]
One, two...
[screaming]
- Why are we still yelling? - I don't know.
Phoebe, what's the best way to fight crime?
Well, the hero league manual says--
- Wrong! - Ah!
The best way is to stop it before it happens.
I give you...
the CrimeCaster!
Colosso, look, let's talk about this man to man.
No, thanks. I'd rather talk man to pig!
[cackling]
[oink]
♪ I love All the evil things you do ♪
♪ And at the end of the day ♪
♪ I pick up your poo ♪
Follow me and you'll see I'm right.
Plus, I'm the only one who knows how to get out of here.
Why don't these things see garbage cans?!
[screams]
Max, it's up to you!
I'm gonna need a push!
[beeping]
♪ The horse goes neigh When it wants some hay ♪
♪ The farmer feeds the horse Then it's play, play, play! ♪
[cheering and clapping]
Thank you, Meerkitties!
All I got to do is use my freeze breath on this core...
[blowing]
And use my heat breath on this core.
[blowing]
[chuckles]
Out of my way, delinquents!
And show some respect for Principal Maxford.
Ow! Who's throwing oranges?!
I hate this school.
[grunting]
What? No! You can't take my power bracelet!
I'm the evil scuba! I can do anything!
Now give me...
Dark Mayhem's powers are pure evil.
If we use it, we could turn evil.
Huh, that sounds like something you would say, too.
How do you live like this?
What do you think you're doing?
Getting my sister back. Now, Mom!
[grunting]
I won't let you take my powers!
They're not even yours!
Hey, looking for me?
Yes, I was. Sit down, private!
Ugh.
All right, guys, thanks for helping me figure out
a new superhero catchphrase.
How about, "You just got saved to the Max!"
- Nice! - I think it's great.
Oh, you like it? That's off the list.
I'm, uh, ready to be your boyfriend.
Oh, what's that?
Kiss you in front of your rock star uncle?
[chuckles]
It's a little weird, but okay.
She's never going to be satisfied,
no matter how much we let her humiliate us.
Yeah, and the joke's on her anyway.
I am loving these shoes. They're oddly comfortable.
Dad, remember that picture I sent you
from the Statue of Liberty?
Remember it? I made a T-shirt out of it!
Well, there's something you should know.
[beep]
[whirring]
It's because we're inside.
It's because we're outside.
It's because we're inside after being outside.
Nothing can keep me from my bae!
[grunts]
Cheyanne and I will not be inviting you
to our summer wedding.
I'm Pop-Pop's favorite!
[gasps]
You said it!
Face it. Everyone prefers formally bad but interesting Max
to always good and boring Phoebe.
It's a better story.
[grunting]
Hey, uh, what about impressions?
[New York accent] I'm a New Yorker,
the subway's late, forget about it!
[grunting]
Now you say something nice about me.
Oh, um...
Boop!
What? It's the best I can come up with.
Deep freeze breath!
[both] Ow!
You try to use your powers against me,
you feel a painful force.
So, you guys will stay?
Yeah, sure.
After I use my heat breath!
Ow!
Okay, let me try my freeze breath.
[blowing]
[sighs] Still not close enough.
Try yours.
[farting]
Don't tell anyone about that either.
Coming this fall, Max Thunderman...
And Phoebe Thunderman.
Save their family's lives.
Then they sing a song.
- No, they don't. - Yes, they do.
In... The Thundredth!
I'm scared, okay?
I'm not ready for tomorrow to be here yet.
What if we don't make it to the Z-Force championships?
We'll figure it out.
It's not that easy for me.
I've never worked this hard at anything in my life,
including being evil.
[grunting]
Winner!
[cheering]
Phoebe, are you okay?
Congratulations, Max Thunderman.
Welcome to the Z-Force.