uh tonight ladies and gentlemen i'm very excited it's a brand new category
and it couldn't be more timely because if you're like me uh you spend a lot more time
considering the circumstances of iraq uh the the weapons inspection and the the possible
war looming on the horizon with iraq and and that maniac that beady-eyed little weasel
saddam hussein so so tonight we have something which i believe will prove
insightful for us all it's called what's the deal with saddam hussein and hats
now
the thing you want to keep in mind as as we look at this now he's an evil dictator and he has he
has billions and billions and billions of dollars that he has stolen from the people of his country
so you would think with all of that money he could put himself together as though he were
like a happening guy of course i mean wouldn't that be priority number one if you were an evil
dictator and had billions and billions of dollars wouldn't you want to look happening come off like
a happiness guy you wouldn't want punks in america like me making fun of the way you look that's true
you you'd want to be like a pierce brosnan kind of guy you know with that kind of resources at your
disposal you should be able to make yourself why wouldn't you yeah all right so here now keep that
in mind it's called what's the deal with saddam hussein and hats here we go here we go this is
this will be hat number one let's go take a look at that there it is right there all right it's a
beret well that's one of his standard looks that's right that's a break i'm not i'm not
saying that that's not happening but i i think he could do a little better billions and billions and
billions of dollars and this is this is what he comes up with the break okay it's hat number one
all right here we go saddam hussein and hats number two this is the fedora this
is the fedora this is what he wears when he goes out onto his balcony to shoot off rifles
this is what he does on on new year's eve
how aggressive
you see without the rifle you could make a case that he wasn't nuts but i think
i think in this context the rifle closes that deal
and why the suit tie on the hat to go out and fire off the rifle you know this this
this picture raises more questions than it answers don't you feel that way i was gonna
say that yeah that's hat number two definite hat number two of these photos were taken by sean penn
ah
here now take a look at this is something called the rabbit cossack this is the rabbit cossack cat
see look at that billions and billions of dollars and this this is the best he can do
yeah that's right the rabbit classic hat the wrap the rabbit classic that's the fourth time
i've said it paul yes rabbit rabbit classic cat that's right apparently made of rabbit oh
now this is nice now now we're taking a step in the right direction take a look at this
see that this is the milan center crease enjoying a cigar wearing his milan center crease
that's not a bad look there you know maybe i spoke too soon well all right
because you know if you kind of squint you think yeah that guy's happening
you know what i'm saying if you squint yeah it's good you say that yeah okay this is called the
kaffia i don't know if i'm pronouncing that correctly capia cafe something like that there
it is and that's the scarf on the head right there and another it's a giant photo of him i
guess whenever you go traveling around there you see many giant photos that's what you hear yeah
you hear that there's proof if you're just joining us and i find that hard to believe
we're right in the middle of what's the deal with saddam hussein and hats
this is now something called the plantation panama hat you see the plantation panama hat
looks like he might be at some kind of sporting event maybe a soccer match or
horse race or something like that he's all dressed up and ready to go
he looks
a nice outdoor look for him thanks paul this is and again he's in the back in the rabbit cossack
hat in the rabbit yeah a different different color but there is a rabbit classic hat that's
a different one yeah i just got them in all colors all the guys get mustaches too that
must be the deal look at that they all get yes you don't want to look like an outsider
put on the mustache that's my generic foreign accent thank you
and again it's kaffia i think something like that oh yes there it is with a suit
yeah this top cafe with a suit yeah how do you take care he looks very happy there
yes he does yeah kind of a pleasant smile actually for an evil dictator doesn't he
all right switching styles yet again it's the alpine there he is
wearing the alpine he's out there visiting his troops and inspecting mustaches
okay one more look at the kaffiya
now in that picture he could lose a little weight he started to let himself go there
all right
this is something called the aficionado panama hat the aficionado panama hat
which you could dress up if you wanted was it just well i guess
i think the hat is the least of his troubles the little pajama suit outfit
today i am going shopping for new automatic weapons i'm going to wear the jumpsuit
honestly you see that guy in atlantic city and you say to yourself who is this boob ah
and finally
and finally we have the visor
the visor
and
this guy's mustache can also be used as a flotation device
there you go that's a little something paul what's the deal