(Swishy Swishy Fist Fist)
(Lasers firing)
OH NO! SPACE LASER PONIES!! THEY'RE BACK!!!
Not on my patrol!
OH CHAOS, PLEASE SAVE ME I'M SORRY I STOLE YOUR HEART AND LEFT YOU WITHOUT SAYING GOODBYE!!
You want my heart?!
Keep it...
(Sigh)
LUCY! LET'S MAKE A MOVIE!! RIGHT HUGGING NOW.
(Sigh) Did you just say hugging instead of fuc- ARGHH
ARGHHHH!!
Ben! Can we do this later?
Okay for this scene what I want you to do is take this prop gun and shoot this prop old lady.
Hello.
Awwww! Now shoot her in the face.
Wow, this is a really good prop.
I baked a pie.
Wait! Is this a real old lady?!
And action!
I'm not shooting an old lady!!
That's not your line!
ACTION!
I WILL SHOOT YOU IN THE FACE!
Yeah, that's the one.
Is this Earth?
Awww, she's old crazy.
Yeah, i'm still not doing this.
ACTION!!
ARGHH (Gun shot)
What have I done?!
Beautiful. What do you think Kate?
Hmmm, it needs more blood.
More blood coming up!
Ouch...
Perfect!
Sorry for stabbing you Reginald!
No problem! I feel great!
WEEEE!!
Hey guys! So yeah, thanks for letting me murder someone!!
Ready the prop grenades!
Prop grenades ready!
Freeze sack suckers!
She did it!
What?!
Put your hands up!
Okay.
Now put your hands down...
My pants.
Okay...
You guys can't do this you're cops!
Oh, we're not cops. We're perverts... Dressed as cops.
Okay.
Hey! Did you shoot that perfectly good old lady?!
How could you?!
Was this in the script?
Yes.
(Gun shots, Alice screaming and montage music)
(Cat and Ben laughing)
(Gun shots and Alice screaming)
CUT!!
Ben, you are my friend, but your filmmaking is tearing a hole in my heart.
Ben, my only friend your wild actions are tearing us apart.
And I know it's all just for show, but you must know I will say no and I will go...
So, Ben you're still my friend, but I will not shoot old ladies for your art.
I'm sorry Lucy. I didn't know you felt that way.
It's fine, I just needed to let you know how I feel. Thanks for listening.
Errr... Guys?
ARGHHHHH!!!
You foiled our invasion! Now we are going to probe you! TO DEATH!!
Okay.
What?! What did we do?!
You killed our Queen!
How did they see through my disguise?!
Huh.
Hey, do you want to probe us too?
Arghh... I'm so into this.
Okay! New song! I DON'T WANNA DIE!!
Urgh... Not your best...
Hey Lucy! Could you teach me how to play guitar?
Really?! Right now?!
Yeah, how do you hit A minor?
Ohhhh... Yeah, you do it like this!
ARGHHH!!!!
WOOOO!!
Wow, what a great film shoot.
So much death...
ARGHHH!!
Hahaha! I can't die.
Was it all worth it?
Yep!
(Cat meowing)
WAHOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
YEAAAAAAAAH!!!
I'M A FILMMAKER!!!