My phone is broken
I need to get it fixed
So anyway
That's what we're doing today
And we're gonna take my bicycle
And safety is key
Which is why I'm gonna be wearing my
Boy's
Medium
Oh god I'm tired already
So you're mr Veytch
Veitch
I'm massacring your name
That's alright. Everybody does that.
It's better than Vee-tech
The main problem
Is that ... if you can see here
I'm actually only getting 4G
So what I'm hoping
Is that you'll be able to fix this
Erm
We're going to give you a jab against COVID-19
Made by a company called AstraZeneca
Ok.
I've got full bars on 4
Great
You're in your early forties is that right?
Oh god.
Yes
This is telling me that apart from all your numbers of Gs that you're well.
Yep
You've not got a cough. You've not got a fever.
Yep.
You've not had a major allergic reaction to any
Immunisations requiring anaphylaxis / adrenaline
That you've not had a blood clot, you're not on any blood thinning medication or prone to blood clots
Yep
And you're not on a covid vaccine trial.
Do you have any questions for me?
Err
Obviously the first vaccination isn't 100% effective.
Until you get the second vaccination.
I'm concerned that Bill Gates may not know where I am
During that time.
Do you think that I should give him a call? Just let him know what I'm up to.
What I've spent on my credit card, things like that.
Ok. Let me just tell you about the side-effects beyond your
The 5G/4G thing. Yeah.
I hope you get all powered up.
Thank you very much
As you can see here I'm only getting 4G
Ok?
Will it be immediate?
That I go up to ...
To 5?
Or do you think it will take a while for the vaccine to sort of
Kick in?
You wanna contact Bill Gates?
Well just to tell him where I am
If you have his contacts then of course.
And this is your first dose?
Yes it is.
So you're having the AstraZeneca today.
Just out of interest why do you tell people AstraZeneca?
Why do I tell people?
Yeah ..
Because they have to know which vaccine they're having.
Just so they can then ...
Just so they can ... if they...
If they grow a third arm
How many have you done today?
About 50
15?
50 dosages
50! sh*t
It's amazing isn't it.
We're still on 4G but it might take .. it's gonna take a while
Maybe.
So. Look out for a sore arm, headache, fever, aches and pains, shakes.
This all means that your immune system is working.
Wow. Thank you guys. That was really quick and efficient.
So I might feel just a little bit sh*t tomorrow but that's just ...
Yeah it might take a few days to recover but take paracetamol.
I'm not even kidding.Look.
What's that?
Top right.
5G
It does say 5G
Yeah! Five bars. Five bars.
Thank you very much. Take care guys.
Really simple.
Really easy. Thank you so much.
B'bye
Everybody was kind everybody was
Nice to each other.
and
Dunno. The rollout and the way it..
It just makes me
Feel a little bit more hopeful about society.
Is that a stupid thing to say?
Is that a naive thing to say?
Probably.
Maybe it's just because it's a nice day.
I might buy a plant.
I'm going to go and shop for a plant.
To celebrate
Only 'cos there's a garden centre next door
I mean I wouldn't actually go out of my way to get a plant.
I'd just order one online.
This is just a little endy bit because I always forget to do them
About buying
Erm
Merchandise
Can you see that?
That
Is where
a man came round and tried to fix my
bath
And then just put a massive hole in there and that's me trying to fix it
And then trying to match the paint
And I think
As you can see it's practically invisible
I have t-shirts for sale
Frineds
If you get that reference that's cool. If you don't ..
You've got a Frined in me.
That's a great t-shirt
Possible legal difficulties may ensue so it's possible they might not be around for that long
I don't know
TOASTER BONANZA
Classic
And then
Ordered far too many of the Lockdown game
I mean Lockdown's ending now and I've ...
I need to shift a lot more of these so...
You saw the video before. This is the game of that. That I turned into an actual game.
And
Have a lot of
Erm hope you guys are doing well.
Erm
Thanks err watching this
vid
on
my
chan