- Describe the present state of your pubic hair.
- Right now, they're like mildly mangled,
but like ready for action.
- To lesbians.
- Yeah, oh okay there we go.
- Let's do this.
- Hey guys, we are going to play Truth or Drink.
You're going to take turns choosing a card
from the top of that deck right there.
Each card has two questions.
You'll assign these questions to two people
at the table and whoever you think
gave the best answer wins the card.
Clara, we're going to start with you.
- First card.
I'm going to have Lovesea ask Katie A.
Katie ask Lovesea B.
- What's a sexual thing you gave a good try,
but just couldn't get into?
- Having sex with men.
- Whoo!
- I agree.
- Lovesea, name the person here
you'd most like to hookup with.
- It'd probably be Katie.
You're too much for me,
I couldn't handle that and we're like bros.
- I'm going to give the card to Katie
because she talked about how men are trash.
- Clara you're going to ask LL A
and then LL you'll ask Clara B.
- Have you ever had sexy times in public?
- Hell yeah.
- Do you like the exhibitionist element of it?
- Nah we got to shut the fuck up.
You can't draw attention.
That's the whole point of fucking in public.
You know what I'm saying?
You got to get it fast, you know what I mean?
And then go to the next spot.
- It's like a bar crawl for fucking.
(Everyone laughs)
- Clara, describe the present state of you pubic hair.
- Well I did trim my pubes today in the shower,
but I didn't have my glasses on,
so I think that like right now
they're like mildly mangled,
but like ready for action.
- Like a trim jungle?
- [Clara] Exactly.
- Trim jungle, there we go.
- I found the pubic hair entertaining,
so I'm going to give that to you.
- Thank you, whoo!
- Yes, that was fun.
- Hi, can we have a drink?
All around.
- [Producer] Yup.
- Cool, thank you.
Lovesea, will you please ask Katie A,
and then Katie please ask Lovesea B.
- Got it.
- List all the illicit drugs you've tried.
What more would you like to try?
- I've tried drugs that are not illicit
because they're prescription
but they weren't my prescription,
so does that count?
- [Producer] Sure.
- Adderall, obviously,
weed, obviously,
coke and opium.
- What more would you like to try?
- You know, I'm not interested
in like, hallucinogenics personally.
But like I probably should to like,
you know, expand my mind.
Lovesea, how confident are you in your oral sex skills?
- Shots.
Please.
Shots.
- Whoo!
- Yeah.
- Wait, so you're not going to tell me
how confident you are in you're-
- Shots.
- Skills?
- Shots.
- [Clara] Thank you.
- I would not need a shot for this.
- [Clara] Oh that's so fun.
- Ah boy, here we go.
All right.
Katie I'm going to have you ask LL A,
and then LL I'm going to have you ask Katie B.
- Have you ever lied on a résumé?
- I don't lie.
(Katie laughs)
I embellish.
Not my job, but particularly like the job title.
- CEO.
(Everyone laughs)
- Founder.
Yeah you know that sort of shit.
My turn.
Katie,
what have you done while intoxicated
that you wish you could take back?
- I mean I had like,
sort of like,
a public altercation with an ex
while both intoxicated.
- [Clara] Yeah, ooh. - [Lovesea] That's fun.
- Hence the ex part.
- Twist.
Volunteer your own better answer
to someone else's question
to try to steal their point.
Okay I went to Portland because
I had a friend living there.
They had bought black market Benzodiazepine
and like didn't tell me that that's what it was
and I ended up blacking out for 48 hours
and I woke up January 2nd
and tried to get off the couch
and I had broken both my ankles.
- What?
- So I literally wasn't able to walk
but the worst part is that I looked on my phone
and I had sent pictures of my vagina
to every single person in my phone.
I had to scroll and scroll and scroll
and like all I saw were like my friends
texting me back being like,
"are you okay?
"Are you alive?
"Why is the flash on?
"Do you have to do this?"
- Clara wins that one, yeah.
- LL,
- Sup?
- I want you to ask
Clara A and vice versa.
- They want to know about the
first time you ever saw porn.
- I feel like watching porn in middle school
was definitely like a community event.
To think we would all sit in like
bone-chilling silence and try to like understand
like why our bodies were like feeling
warm and cold in certain ways.
But then like,
not talk about it ever again.
So then that was the first time I saw porn.
LL, true or false,
great sex requires lube.
- False as the motherfucker if you fucking me
and that's all I got to say.
- Case closed, alright.
- There we go.
- Done.
- [Producer] Who wins that card?
I feel like I don't agree,
because I don't have the knowledge
to agree or disagree with the statement
that if you're involved,
lube is never involved,
so that's good for you and you can have this.
- This round's on me.
Describe three ways to improve my
physical appearance and general attractiveness.
- No.
Drink.
- That's so rude,
I will not.
- I object.
- We are not here to judge.
We are here truth-ing or drinking
and the truth of the matter is
we ready to drink so
cheers to beautiful people!
Beautiful!
- That was such a beautiful speech.
- Ah, no chaser.
- [Producer] Who has the most cards here?
- Me!
- Clara.
- I won the game and I feel like
I am closer to paying my rent now
and the world is mine.
- [Man] Buy the truth or drink game now.
You definitely don't want to miss out on this.
It's a (beep) blast.
(quiet background music)