(upbeat music)
(peaceful music)
(upbeat dance music)
- Oh, no, no, no, I don't dance.
It's not my thing, but have fun, though.
Have fun.
(upbeat music)
♪ Shake and dance ♪
♪ Go shake, shake ♪
♪ Shake ♪ I **** love dancing!
♪ Oh ♪
(grunting)
I am dance! ♪ Shake, shake ♪
I only dance until I do!
DJ, play "Cotton Eyed Joe," next!
♪ Oh ♪
(peaceful music)
- Oh, I look disgusting.
(upbeat music)
(grunting)
(grunting) (bag banging)
These clothes are strangling me!
Get me out!
I don't do commitment.
I'm a free bird.
(whispering)
(laughing)
You look like a nice piece of ass.
(giggling)
(peaceful music)
(upbeat dance music)
- Is he looking at me?
Is he?
Oh God.
He's too cute. I should say something.
No, I'm so shy.
No, just say hi.
- Oh, did you need something?
- Huh? Oh no!
Ignore me!
(loud laughing)
(upbeat music)
Is he looking at me? Is he?
Oh God, he is too cute!
- I'm really sorry. Are you talking to me?
- No, I'm so shy!
- (sighs) You **** botched that one, Eric.
(peaceful music)
(woman laughing)
(ball tapping)
- (sighs) I suck at this game!
- No man, you're good!
Hey, can we switch partners?
(upbeat music)
(upbeat dance music)
- This one's for all the marbles!
♪ Can we bounce ♪
(ball tapping)
- Hell yeah! High five!
(yelling)
Yeah!
- Yeah!
(peaceful music)
- I don't know, I just can't find anyone
I'm interested in, you know?
I'm very picky.
- That's 'cause you always so uptight.
You got to loosen up, man.
(woman laughing) (bottles clinking)
- If you say so.
(upbeat music)
Hey, how's it going?
Totally, totally.
Hey, how's it going?
Totally, totally.
- You are doing it wrong!
Watch this.
Hey, how you doing?
Yeah, no. Totally, totally.
(peaceful music)
- Hey, Mare-Bear!
We're heading to Harry's for happy hour, you should come.
- Yeah.
Yeah, sure, I guess I can go for one drink.
(upbeat music)
- Listen, listen, I have a secret for you.
Okay, you ready?
HR is a scam!
We don't even write down your complaints, we just pretend.
You didn't hear it from me!
Also Angie, Jamie and Gregg.
(gasping) Whoopsie,
didn't hear it from me!
Also, he has no butt hole.
- How?
(shushing)
- Didn't hear it from me!
(moaning)
- Oh, don't do that, honey.
(peaceful music)
- (sighs) I deserve this.
(upbeat music)
(sobbing)
I deserve this!
(peaceful music)
- Oh ****!
I started my period.
There's got to be one in here.
I just put one in here, come on!
****!
Looks like we're gonna have a bad day, sorry girl.
(upbeat music)
(people chattering)
Uh oh.
Does anybody have a tampon?
- Yeah! - We have, yes!
- We have some here! I have discovered it.
- Oh! - Are you a Gemini?
I'm a Scorpio. - I am!
- Oh my God. - Oh my God,
you guys are so nice!
(women chattering)
(peaceful music)
- Huh, I wonder what she's up to.
You know what? No.
No, no, no, I am not going to text my ex.
I am over her.
- See, that's what I'm talking about!
Great thinking, Kevin!
I'm so proud of you.
- Thanks, Brain. - For sure!
- You know what?
Let's celebrate with a drink.
- Oh, oh, no, no, don't do that!
Oh, no, no, no, no!
(yelling)
(upbeat music)
(tense music)
(punch smacking) (grunting)
- Look at me, look at me.
I'm the captain now.
- Okay.
What should I do? - Text your ex.
- Uh huh, and text her what?
- Text her a picture of me!
- All right, that sounds like a pretty good idea.
(peaceful music)
- Let's just go dancing tonight, girls only.
- Yes!
I'm tired of dealing with guys,
because men are trash, yes!
(moaning)
(upbeat music) - Hey!
His name is Jurg, and we're both from Michigan!
Can he come home with us?
- Yeah! (yelling)
- Whoo, Jurg!
(peaceful music)
(upbeat music)
- I think I just pissed myself.
- I just have weak knees!
I have weak knees!
- I'm gonna do it.
- Oh no. - I can do it!
- Mary, don't do that.
Mary. Mary, don't do it.
Good, I'll do it.
(laughing)
- Ha!
What?
Oh!
Dance! Dance!
Dance!
Oh, my mic fell out.
Oh no!
(beeping) Hey, how's it going again?
(imitating dog barking)
That's too far, man.
(laughing)
- Damn, bitch!
- You gotta work!
(laughing)
- Who made this pasta? It's really **** good.
(laughing)
Who made it?
(woman yelling)
Oh my God, this **** is so **** good.
I'm gonna **** eat it.
(laughing)
(beeping) - Dance, dance,
dance, dance, dance!
Oh, oh, I can't.
I can't do that one.
(laughing)
(beeping)
- If a man dances up on me, I'm gonna be like,
"My girls are here!" - Yeah.
And I'll come girl, be like,
"Get out of my girl's way!"
- We're gonna kill someone. - Yeah, we're gonna murder.
- Yeah.
I'm cool with that. - Yeah.
- Five minutes. - Okay, good.
- Cool.
Did you eat today?
- I did. - Okay.
- Did you? - I did.
(beeping)
- It's better out than in is what they say.
Hello sir.
You want some? - You're cut off.
- Yours, what, what is? - You're cut off.
(beeping) - I'm the captain now!
- Okay. - You wanna do that?
Text your ex.
(sighing)
(laughing)
- I fizzed!
I fizzed!
I tried to chugga the root beer and it fizzied!
(beeping) - I'm so normal.
- I think it's time for you guys to leave, I'm sorry.
- What?
- Yeah.
- You wanna leave with us?
- No. - Angie.
You can't just offer me up.
- Hey well- - Yeah.
- You're sober, right?
- I am. (laughing)
(beeping)
- **** you.
- I fricking hate community college, man.
- Go Owl Bears!
(laughing)
- That's the one.
(beeping)
- Not that angle, that's the Devil's angle.
- Oh.
- There you go. - Yeah, from down below.
- Yes! - Yeah,
get the full baldness-
- Go dance! - Yeah, dude.
- Gotta get the whole go-dance in there!
- What about from like-
- Perspective is not your friend.
- I don't know.
- Cut! (laughing)