I make about ninety grand a year now
Unemployment is what? Two hundred and fifty bucks a week?
Is that one of the positive effects?
Well we'll get to be cozier cause I'm not going to be able to pay my mortgage on my house
so maybe we can move into a nice fuckin' one bedroom apartment somewhere
And I guess without benefits, I'll be able to hold my daughter as she, you know,
suffers from her asthma that I won't be able to afford the medication for.
Well...hm....tests have shown that children under moderate trauma
have a tendency to apply themselves academically.
As a....method of coping.
Go fuck yourself.
That's what my kids are thinking.
Your childrens' admiration is important to you?
Yeah.
Yeah...it was.
I doubt they ever admired you Bob.
Hey asshole, aren't you supposed to be consoling me?
I'm not a shrink Bob, I'm a wake up call.
You know why kids love athletes?
I don't know, cause they screw lingere models.
No, that's why we love athletes.
Kids love athletes because they follow their dreams.
Well I can't dunk.
No, but you can cook.
What are you talking about?
Your resume says you minored in French culinary arts.