>>> WHAT'S UP, AND WELCOME TO VH1'S HUMP OR DUMP.
PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER FOR YOUR HOST, FREDDIE HOBBES.
>> WHAT'S UP, Y'ALL. WHAT'S UP.
I'M FREDDIE HOBBES AND YOU'RE WATCHING THE ONLY SHOW WHERE ONE
GUY GETS HUMPED AND TWO LOSERS GET DUMPED.
NOW, LET'S MEET OUR LUCKY BACHELORETTE, OUR MISS THAN OF
THE MOMENT. AMANDA DURKELL.
>> I'M SO HAPPY TO BE HERE, FREDDIE, I JUST ENDED A SIX YEAR
RELATIONSHIP, SO I'M LOOKING TO GET SLAMMED BY SOME TRASH.
>> ALL RIGHT, WELL AMANDA, YOU'RE HERE FOR ALL THE RIGHT
REASONS. LET'S MEET OUR POTENTIAL --
>> WHAT'S UP, AMANDA, I'M TRENT BURKETT AND I LIKE TO WORK IT.
I WANT TO SEND A QUICK SHOUTOUT TO MY HOMIES AT THE HOOKAH
HIDEOUT. >> OOH, ME LIKEY.
>> AMANDA, I'M CHAD ROBBINS, AND WHEN I'M NOT TEACHING ZUMBA, I'M
MASTERING THE HIGH ART OF CAPARERA.
>> HEY AMANDA, I'M DOUG, LET'S JUST SAY IT'S IN EVERYONE'S BEST
INTEREST YOU PICK ME. >> YIKES.
YOU KNOW, DOUG, YOU CATCH MORE FLIES WITH HONEY THAN YOU DO
WITH VINEGAR. >> WHO THE HELL WANT FLIES, I
WANT A WOMAN. >> ALL RIGHT LET'S GET INTO IT.
AMANDA, THE FLOOR IS YOURS. >> OKAY, WELL I CAN'T WAIT TO
GET TO KNOW YOU BETTER. TRENT, AS THE MANAGER OF P.F.
CHANGS, I'M USED TO BEING THE HEAD BITCH.
WHAT DO YOU BRING TO THE TABLE? >> WELL AMANDA WHEN YOU ROLL
WITH T DOG YOUR VIP, I'M TALKING HELICOPTERS, HAMPTONS AND HALF
OFF ENTREES AT ALL DAVE AND BUSTERS.
>> OOH LA LA THAT'S TEMPTING. >> NOT GOOD, YOU SHOULD PICK ME,
WHEN YOU'RE WITH CHAD, IT'S NOTHING BUT HIPS, LIPS AND HIPS
I THINK. >> OKAY, COLOR ME INTRIGUED.
AND DOUG, SAME QUESTION. >> LET ME PUT THIS PLAINLY
AMANDA. IF YOU DON'T PICK ME, I'M GOING
TO KILL MYSELF. >> I'M NOT SURE I HEARD YOU
RIGHT. >> YEAH, YOU DID.
I'MMA KILL MYSELF. I CAME TO WIN AND I'M PUTTING
ALL MY CHIPS ON THE TABLE. >> HEY, COME ON, MAN THAT IS NOT
COOL, YOU CAN'T PUT THAT ON HER, NOW IF YOU'RE BATTLING
DEPRESSION RIGHT NOW, WE CAN GET YOU SOME HELP.
>> I'M NOT DEPRESSED, THIS IS A GAME SHOW, AND I WANT TO WIN.
>> IS HE ALLOWED TO DO THIS? >> OF COURSE NOT.
USUALLY OUR PRODUCER TINA VETS THESE PEOPLE.
>> HE SEEMED COOL. >> THANK YOU TINA.
I HOPE YOU DON'T MAKE ME STRAIGHT UP KILL MYSELF.
>> YOU KNOW, LET'S MOVE ON TO THE NEXT QUESTION.
>> OKAY. IT'S 2:00 A.M. AND I TEXT YOU
'SUP. WHAT COMBO OF EMOJIS DO YOU SEND
BACK? >> I GO PEACH EMOJI, EGGPLANT
EMOJI, WATER SQUIRT AND TONGUE OUT.
>> I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I'M GOING TO DO IF YOU DON'T PICK ME.
>> THAT'S NOT THE QUESTION. >> I'M GONNA DRIVE HOME, PARK MY
OLDSMOBILE IN THE GARAGE AND HOOK UP A HOSE TO THE EXHAUST.
ROLL DOWN MY WINDOWS AND ROLL THE ENGINES UNTIL I GO IN A DEEP
LONG DARK ETERNAL SLEEP. JUST LIKE MY DADDY AND MY
DADDY'S DADDY BEFORE HIM. >> OKAY, I DON'T LIKE THIS AT
ALL. >> YEAH, AGREED.
>> AND IT KIND OF FEELS LIKE I HAVE TO PICK DOUG OR HE'S GOING
TO KILL HIMSELF. >> SURE AM.
>> WAIT, WHAT, NO. THAT'S NOT FAIR.
I KILL MYSELF TOO. >> HOW?
>> I DON'T KNOW. >> WELL YOU AIN'T SERIOUS.
>> I HATE TO PUT YOU IN THIS POSITION, BUT YOU'RE GOING TO
HAVE TO PICK SOMEBODY. AND HONESTLY YOU DO NOT HAVE TO
PICK DOUG. HIS MENTAL STABILITY IS NOT YOUR
RESPONSIBILITY. >> YES, IT IS.
>> YOU DON'T OWE HIM ANYTHING. >> YES, YOU DO.
>> THERE'S NO BLOOD ON YOUR HANDS.
>> IT IS IF YOU PICK ME. >> HEY, RELAX, ALL RIGHT?
AMANA, I'M GONNA NEED THAT ANSWER.
>> WILL IT BE TRENT, WILL IT BE CHAD OR WILL BE IT DOUG?
>> CHAD. I CHOOSE CHAD.
>> WHAT, WHAT, WHAT HAPPENED HERE?
>> I GOT TO DO IT, I GOT TO KEEP MY WORD.
>> DOUG, YOU DON'T NEED TO GO THROUGH WITH THAT, YOU'RE WORTH
SOMETHING. >> THANKS, MAN.
>> NOW, LET'S TAKE OUT THAT TRASH.
>> THESE LOSERS GOT DUMPED. WE'LL SEE YOU NEXT WEEK ON HUMP
OR DUMP?