I'll tell you what happened.
We get on the Jungle Cruise ride,
We are, uh--
Just trying to show people a good time.
--as your guest skippers.
And we had Jack Whitehall in our ear,
who was supposed to read the script.
Yeah, and stick to the script.
Stick to the script--
Stick to the script.
And you never did when we shot the film,
And you certainly didn't on the Jungle Cruise Ride.
Oh, you're in close proximity.
This is what I like.
How are you guys doing?
Good, good.
Welcome aboard the world famous Jungle Cruise.
The world famous Jungle Cruise with the
world famous Dwayne Johnson.
World famous Jungle Cruise with the
world famous Dwayne Johnson, let's get this--
Yeah! I am world famous, baby!
I'm world-famous, baby!
Emily, introduce yourself as their
skipper for today, the triple-threat.
Hey guys, I am the triple-threat.
SAG award nominee,
I'm a SAG award winner,
Emily Blunt, the most electrifying woman
in all entertainment.
The most electrifying woman in all entertainment.
And Dwayne, you say,
And I'm Dwayne Johnson, but you can call me Tootz.
And I'm Dwayne Johnson, and you can call me Tootz.
So we're here promoting our new movie Jungle Cruise.
And I'm here because I was told I was too big to
ride on It's a Small World.
Last summer you visited the park and
you had to be cut out of a teacup.
Last time I visited the park I was
cut out of a teacup.
I also wet my pants on Space Mountain.
Yeah, go on.
I also-- -Share it!
I also wet my pants on Space Mountain.
Very distressing.
Okay, let's do this.
Okay, now let's do this. Hiroe.
Has anyone been on the Jungle
You guys have been, okay got it.
-Okay, great. -Emily,
ask who wants some Jungle Cruise trivia!
Who wants some Jungle Cruise trivia, guys?
Do you know when the first Jungle Cruise trip was?
1955!
Well done! Well done, sir.
Dwayne Johnson was on that ride in 1955.
It's great to be back. -Dwayne,
say you'd like to do some trivia as well.
I would like to do some trivia as well.
Do you know who won
People's Sexiest man alive in 2016?
Do you know -- show of hands --
who won People Magazine's Sexiest
Man Alive in 2016?
I'll give you a clue, he's got glutes... -He's got glutes
you could crack a walnut between.
Yeah, that's right, baby!
It's this hot, bald beefcake
stood in front of you.
Yeah, that's right, baby!
This beefcake right in front of you!
"Okay, now we've got some"
gorillas coming up here.
We've got some gorillas coming up here, guys.
Dwayne, ask the group if they saw the movie
that you made with a massive, white gorilla.
Did you guys see the movie that I did
uh, with the uh, with the white gorilla?
Hobbs and Shaw?
Called Hobbs and Shaw? -One person saw it.
One gentleman saw it.
Do you guys know the toucan's mating call?
Have you guys ever heard a toucan mating call?
No! -Would you like to hear
a toucan mating call? -Yes!
Very much so. -Yes.
Emily, show them the tucan mating call -No, no no.
Emily! Emily!
(imitates a toucan)
(Laughter)
Dwayne, ask her to slow down the boat.
And, Hiroe can you slow down the boat please?
Say, "this part of the ride--"
This is the part of the ride that reminds me
of a beautiful, ancient proverb.
And I'd like to share it with
you guys now, if that's okay.
"So, if everyone could just bow their heads."
If everyone can just bow their heads
for a moment.
Do not go chasing waterfalls...
Don't go chasing waterfalls.
Stick to the rivers and the lakes
that you are used to.
Stick to the rivers and the lakes
that you are used to.
I know that you are going to have it
"Your way--" -or, nothing at all.
You are going to have it your way,
or nothing at all.
But I think that you're moving too fast.
You really said that so beautifully.
Thank you.
Dwayne, can you ask if anyone has
got a spare protein shake on them.
Guys, does anyone have a spare protein shake?
Or a protein bar, by chance? -I do!
You do! Oh my God! -You do?
Yes! I need more protein.
I can feel my pecs deflating.
Thank you. Thank you anyways. -Guys, the problem is
that would make him gassy, so
we shouldn't -- if he lets rip,
It could capsize the boat, guys. It could.
"Don't feed the beefcake."
Don't feed the beefcake.
Emily, I think it's time for you to
steal Dwayne's line.
Let's hear a "backside of water,"
In Dwayne Johnson's voice!
"Ladies and Gentlemen, the backside of water!"
Eighth wonder of the world!
-The eighth wonder of the world!
First wonder of the world?
The first wonder of the world?
The Devil Wears Prada.
The second wonder of the world, anyone?
Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson!
Nope, it's Poppins Returns.
Does anyone know the third wonder of the world?
Sherlock Gnomes!
Come on.
No, it is! It's a great movie!
No, I'm not doing it.
Sherlock Gnomes.
Dwayne, say you wept.
I cried when I watched Sherlock Gnomes.
A beautiful film.
Who cried when they saw Baywatch?
Dwayne's agent cried.
Okay, folks, we're headed back to civilization.
Guys, we hope you enjoyed.
Um, I don't know if you were aware, we had someone
feeding us these dreadful lines and
it's Jack Whitehall, our co-star in the movie.
"My best friend in the whole wide world."
My best friend in the whole wide world, Jack Whitehall.
You guys have fun?
Of course, to the skippers,
Thank you guys so much.
Yes, quite true. -Harder than it looks.
-I have to admit, it's much harder -much harder
Than it looks. -than it looks.
Maybe, you know what?
There could be a career in skipper-ing ahead of you.