How about a magazine?
- Ooh, does it have any quizzes? - Heck yes, it does.
OK, grab your pens and keep track.
Question one: your favorite band is coming to town.
Smooch is the coolest band ever!
Do you A: Beg Mom and Dad to take you?
Pretty please?
B: Go with an older sibling? That could be fun.
Or C: Stay home and sing the national anthem?
- So patriotic. - I'm doing it! I'm doing it!
Question two.
Mom and Dad announce your whole family is going on vacation.
♪ We're going on vacation We're going on vacation ♪
Do you A: Bring your BFF?
They can fit in your suitcase.
B: Gear up for adventure.
Wherever we go, it's sure to be a blast.
Or C: Form a new colony?
14 colonies has a nice ring to it.
I'm free!
Question three.
A new video comes out tomorrow, but you have school.
Do you A: Pray for a snow day?
What do you mean it's May?
B: Pretend to be sick.
100 degree fever? Sounds like bed rest.
Or C: Dream up a whole new system of government?
Now that's a game.
- Let's do this! - Game over, Lincoln.
Question four.
Your crush doodles your name in their notebook.
Lincoln's got a girlfriend!
Do you A: Run and hide? So embarrassing.
B: Ask them to the arcade. Cool!
Or C: Admire their penmanship?
Perfect for any declaration!
If Benny and I both get cast, I'll finally be able to spend time with him.
Question five.
- A new kid joins your class. - Greetings, Darcy.
Do you A: Invite them to lunch? New schools are tough.
B: Partner up on a project.
You ready to do this, partner?
Two heads are better than one.
Or C: Have them head the treasury?
Thank goodness they're good at math.
What can six year-olds do to eliminate the national debt?
Just because we're six, doesn't mean we can't make a difference.
Question six.
Finished your chore chart and it's time for a treat.
Do you choose A: Uninterrupted TV time?
Bring on the popcorn!
B: A new video game. Who wants to be player two?
Or C: Apple pie a la mode?
Can't get more American than that!
And of course she made it rhubarb pie, which I'm allergic too.
Question seven.
You're late for school.
Do you A: Join the bathroom line?
You'll get there when you get there.
B: Multi-task quickly.
You can brush your teeth and shower at the same time.
Or C: Rise with the sun?
Better tired than late!
Time for breakfast! Early bird gets to kill Achilles.
Question eight.
- Your buds want to see a scary movie. - The Harvester, opens this Friday.
Do you A: Pass? Too scary.
B: Go, you can handle it.
Or C: Explain that nothing's scarier than being ruled by a distant king?
Nothing.
It's just too... beautiful.
Uh, Clyde? That's a piece of American history.
Question nine.
You and your BFF can't decide.
Amusement park or skate park?
Do you choose A: Amusement park? They just opened that new coaster.
B: Skate park. Feel that wind in your hair.
Or C: Hold a primary vote? Let's see what the people think.
Everyone's gonna vote for this.
Question ten.
You've convinced your parents to get a pet.
Do you A: Get a hamster? So cute.
B: Get a dog, man's best friend!
Or C: Nominate turkeys as the national bird?
Gobble gobble?
Question eleven.
It's birthday wish list time!
Do you A: Write a very specific list? It'll help.
B: Keep it general. They know what I like.
Or C: Ask for liberty and justice for all?
All about equality.
Question twelve.
You're at the pool, but forgot your bathing suit.
Do you A: Ask around. Someone's gotta have an extra.
B: Go shopping. Yours was getting old.
Or C: Skip swimming so you don't get your powdered wig wet?
The horror!
Psst! Your powdered wig is crooked. Here, let me fix it.
Question thirteen. History test tomorrow!
Do you A: Wing it? You paid attention in class.
B: Cram all night, gotta get an A.
Or C: Relax because you already made history?
This one's in the bag!
That is the mushiest, but sweetest thing I've ever heard.
Question fourteen.
You borrowed your sibling's shirt and then ruined it!
Do you A: Come clean? Honesty is the best policy.
B: Get a replacement. They'll never know.
Or C: Start a revolution? An excellent distraction.
Sergio!
We're busted, scatter!
Question fifteen.
You have to tell your crush that you like them.
Do you A: Slip them a note? Private, but perfect.
B: Tease them in public. What? They'll get it.
Or C: Deliver a proclamation in the town square?
So romantic!
Yes!
If you answered mostly A's, you're more Lincoln,
but still a little Ronnie Anne.
If you answered more B's,
you're more Ronnie Annie, with a little Lincoln thrown in.
And if you picked any C's, you might be a founding father.
- No biggie. - Don't believe us?
Watch again to find out.
And be sure to tell us if you're more Lincoln or Ronnie Anne
- in the comments below. - That's it?
I need to know what happens next.
Somebody's hooked.