[ Laughs ]
there you go.
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Hello, everybody,
and welcome to "Ask A Joker" --
one of the limited edition
at that.
This is.
on eBay in 10 years
for a lot of money.
You gotta make sure
taping this,
they're gonna sell it.
-That's right. -That's what happens.
A bootleg version. -Subtitles.
You see heads in the front of the shot
Q: The eBay name should be "Dan Green."
[ Laughter ]
That's how you get the original one.
supplements his income.
He always makes us sign stuff before these things.
So, Dan Green's right there. Hi, Dan.
Uh, what we got here are questions from you guys,
#askajoker.
Social media, Dan Green scours it,
brings them to us, we read them to you.
-Yes. -Ready to go in?
All right.
Joe, what's your favorite sandwich?
I know it.
-Go ahead. -You do?
Yeah, I think I know what he's gonna say.
Go ahead.
You're gonna say grilled eggplant
and balsamic on a hero.
Uh, provolone.
Whoa!
Good man, you got it!
We've had a lot of sandwiches together, Sal and I.
I don't eat meat anymore.
Oh, that's right.
And I would.
for a long time.
That was 100% it.
Strawberry Farms, me and you.
Strawberry Farms.
Staten Island.
Murr, this isn't a question.
It's more of a comment... -Okay.
-...from Nikki, but respond. -Yeah.
Q: Okay. "I wanted to go on the Jokers cruise,
but it was sold out.
To quote 'Jaws,'
'You're gonna need a bigger boat.'"
Yeah, that's the problem.
Should've gotten it sooner, Nikki.
You can.
Go right now to impracticaljokerscruise.com.
Give Dan Green work.
People drop out all the time.
Things happen, right? Yeah.
You might still be able to get on the boat.
And who knows?
Maybe next year in 2020, we'll do something bigger.
We'll see.
Well, we'll have that.
Yes.
Oh, I see what you're saying there.
I see what you're alluding to. But also, it is true.
from their jobs, people die.
Q: Tragedy.
People, you know, they move away.
are gonna die before this.
Something bad happens, they have to get away.
-Statistically. -Statistically,
10 cabins are gonna be available through death.
Odds are, like, a few dozen people
that have booked the cruise,
bad things will happen to them.
So luckily, it'll be for you.
Murr: Yeah.
of death.
[ Laughter ]
So, there you go.
[ Laughter ]
Enjoy the boat.
Shuffleboard.
Amy asks me, "Who was the girl that slapped Q
in the 'Love At First Sight' intro?"
She hit me pretty hard.
Oh, I think I just fell in love.
Oh!
[ All gasp ]
[ Laughs ]
We planned that,
but nobody knew that was gonna happen.
No one saw that happening.
My ear is actually ringing!
Yes.
Stephanie, crew member
came out and, uh, really round-housed me.
Yeah.
And we get along really well,
so I was worried that it was a sign
of some sort of hidden anger or something.
-It was already there. -Yeah, but she says no.
to you now,
so I think it's all out.
Yeah. Yeah. The poison got out.
Great person, great person.
Yeah.
"Sal, in your professional opinion,"
Price wants to know,
"how is the Cranjis McBasketball tour
Murr: Oh.
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I know.
Eggplant -- fried eggplant,
broccoli rabe, provolone, and balsamic vinegar?
-What kind of bread? -Wasn't it grilled eggplant?
I said grilled.
Did I?
Okay.
It's fried.
so I got the sandwich wrong.
I think I did.
Can we look back?
[ Tape rewinds ]
Oh!
[ Tape rewinds ]
You're gonna say grilled eggplant...
[ Tape fast forwards ]
[ All gasp ]
[ Buzzer ]
We had a high-five, too.
You owe me one. Bring it back.
But anyway, that's how --
Yeah.
There's, uh, different food selections we've ensured.
had pretzels and hot dogs.
This is gonna have friend eggplant
with broccoli rabe, provolone,
and balsamic on a hero.
and scoop it out.
Ciabatta was nice.
But also, it's all new material.
it's bigger and better
than the one before.
And if you've never been to a show,
just come, judge for yourself.
And then you'll see.
You'll be hooked on us for life -- for life.
You'll be coming to all the tours.
you're sitting in your cubicle
four idiots stand here.
do I gotta sell you on it?
I mean, come on.
Well, it's different than killing time at work,
and taking time to go to a show.
are working?
-But why do I gotta -- -These people?
It's a show.
-Yeah. -We're doing quite well.
-Yeah. -It's in a big venue.
Other people are into it. -Yeah.
I gotta prove to you why you should go?
No.
-No. -It's entertainment.
So let's do it.
So, #askajoker. Send it in.
We, uh, Thursday nights, right?
What time on Thursday?
-10:00. -10:00.
-10:00. -Eastern.
So much going on.
impracticaljokers.com
for all the information.
And please send fan mail
home address listed here.
Hey, also,
Fall of 2019, we're coming back to the U.K.
Check those dates out soon.
Unless you live in the United States.
-Well, sure. -Then, what do you care?
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in the U.K.,
No, there's nothing. Yeah.
-That is racist. -Racist?
-Yeah. -Because I said the word "U.K."?
-Yeah. -Hmm.
I'd like to formally apologize for --
There you go.
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