all right y'all so i just finished a couple of episodes watching this new
show called combatiness will be dispatched and i gotta say i have a couple of things to say
the show combatants might just have the thickest lineup in anime right now yeah i [ __ ] said it
like awkward got herself a 24 fitness membership and was hitting up the squats all summer long
kazuma i'm truly sorry but rokugo just stole your girl cause rokugo has made his point clear
he don't give a damn about a mission the only mission he's on was to get into some cheeks
yeah i just want to say the show combatants is worth watching and sure it's not as good
as his big brother conosubo but it's doing his own thing and after watching i might
just have to rethink something what the [ __ ] i might need to compare to dxd because on a pure
no no no no no yeah i know no calm down no hearing about sex cause on a pure level of degeneracy
it ain't competing all right they can't even show up to the track meet like dxd got riaz and
nakano dancing on the [ __ ] pole for some ones and fives but on a cup to cup hip to hip radius
i think they can hang and i know i usually like to put my big boy glasses on and count the numbered
looking ass on these animes but [ __ ] i'm down for some straight degeneracy here and there too
past the sauce codes but before we talk about this show here's your only spoiler warning you're going
to be getting like you know what's about to happen so if you haven't seen the anime don't comment
down below saying oh i'm butt hurt that i messed up this anime for you because i spilled the beans
on it so we started getting this speech about whole world domination some other [ __ ] like that
and our main guy isn't even fazed by the fact that they're on some take over the world type of vibe
like these two really own some black air force ones type of vibe with this world domination
[ __ ] like i swear these two wear some black air force heels or something because they own some old
universal domination [ __ ] but nah he had to get on their whole [ __ ] howling costume looking ass
like these two are seriously wearing some [ __ ] halloween costume to a serious ass meeting
about world domination but i know you see these two sexy ass thick super power looking twins
like when's the last time you've been graced with some twins in anime and not like some lolicon or
some kitty twins that we've seen like re-zero some other shows like that what we normally see
you know but you got these two thick cosplaying sisters you already know that box is diabolical
hey but let me stop but you know it's true no wonder rocago was trying to get into estafro
she was actually falling forward too but yeah hasteroff and bella as tear thickness
not slim thick and not too much if there's ever such a thing as too much thickness
i've never heard it before like one looks like a down matrix with that hat on and the other one
has a bikini thong on oh yeah there was a lift two there oh yeah and alice as well can't forget about
her she's actually a main character a super smart shotgun shooting android that he gets paired with
so they send his ass to the kingdom of grace which is in the middle of a [ __ ] desert
like i don't know whose bright idea it was to put the kingdom
in the middle of a [ __ ] desert but they need to be executed asap because i don't do
the heat i stay on having the air condition at 60 and a fan blowing in my face but yeah while
they're there they're being attacked by some demon ass dog ass alien looking [ __ ] but but
don't tell 24th century fox because that design is straight up from aliens and predator and you know
they would be suing this anime's ass next we see aqua's thick looking cousin snow then brings the
duo to their princess and basically the leader of the kingdom christina i know that's not her actual
name but damn her name is long so i'm calling her christina she basically explains they're going to
war with some demons you know typical demons you take away 10 of their land and they go up to you
about it which she's not really clear exactly what they want like what she says they want her land
which is like the size of a freaking full-size golf course and then she explains how their army
is weak and needs help which weak is a bit of an understatement their army is down to
having old men and young women and before you try and call me sexist for saying young women
this is before the invention of semi-automatic guns they're literally using bow and arrows to
fight this war going against demons orcs and other monsters that are bigger stronger and have
magic so yeah after my man 6 changes their reign making device password to dick festival which is
a very cultured name he gets put in charge of their army as a reward i mean punishment
we get introduced to mega mean oh no i mean rose this is obviously an original character and not a
ripoff of another well more established character so mega meme is an orphan girl who breathes fire
and will do anything if it means she gets to eat something being the last type of girl you want to
take on a date next we get is grim grim is the overly flirtatious and always looking for a man
character so obviously we get to see the goods and gentlemen i gotta say after inspecting the goods
i'd 100 hit that yo the legs might be disabled but that box isn't and it's time for the war
where we see one of the four demon commanders hanging i'm calling helena so helena out here
with a straight bikini thong like my god i thought i was watching a hot tub stream for a second
with the amount of cleavage and with the amount of straight debauchery that is on the screen but
then demon number 302 steps onto the screen and you know some foul shit's about to happen
like the first time we see this [ __ ] on the screen he kills a girl in a wheelchair
like it shocks everybody i know the audience was shocked i know the characters are shocked about
this like the image literally has blood on the screen all over it like you already know what
type of [ __ ] up [ __ ] he's on like imagine this it's a nice ass day you find yourself some
little bit of shade you take a nap and you wake up to having a [ __ ] club smashed in your face
like even the demon girl was like nah that's some foul [ __ ] you didn't have to do that one so then
he leaves and we actually can bring some backstory to snow and the rest of the useless characters and
i say useless because they can't really fight all until six and alice get found out for being spies
for their kingdom and snow was not having any of that she takes that personal and kicks them
out like the amount of betrayal she's feeling right now must be crazy so that demon looking
thing comes back he kills it with something out of freaking chainsaw man let's the female one go
cause that'd be a waste of perfectly good fan service if she died and after winning we
get our happy ending that we usually getting like episode 12 of snow playing a good one on six where
she's like oh just give me some time i know you like me and all but i'm not ready and he's just
like replying with the most blunt and savage thing i heard said to a woman i don't like you
i just want an easy one-night stand so the characters are pretty funny and flawed in their
own way like how rokugo can be one of the most like how rokugo can be one of the most perverted
but savage characters out there like the man just don't give a [ __ ] he's the type of character to
let his nuts just hang like do you remember how he literally put his dick on top of this man's
head because he was mad at this fatnik it was taking his hair room and gave him the
freaking meanest look of inadequacy or how snow is down to hold herself out to this man
as long as she gets the bag she's got to be the biggest gold digger in freaking anime right now
she's literally a bigger gold digger than meredith i can't even get mad at her though like
if this [ __ ] gonna get trapped then who am i to knock her come up also grim is such a freaky
yandere like she really is down bad for a man lastly i gotta say how did this ugly bastard
become the protagonist you have both of these thick waifus right here just laying it on i don't
know what i'm watching at this point so all in all my impression of this anime is a solid 2.5 out of
5. it meets my immediate degenerate needs and it's funny enough to keep my attention here and there