- Ugh, I just miss getting away.
I mean, travel is everything to me.
- Travel is life.
- I always say the world is my university.
- Well, culture is my university.
- Well, the world has culture,
so that is also my university.
- Well.
- What's your, what's your number?
- My what?
- Your country number.
- Oh, the one and only number.
That's the number I thought you were talking about.
That's what I was gonna say.
I think I'm at like 60 countries.
- Oh cute.
Oh man, I remember when I was at 60, like four years ago.
Fun.
I'm at like 115 now.
- Okay.
- Yeah. I'm practically a nomad.
I just live in airports and on planes.
- Oh my God. Same.
I should pay rent, I'm practically spending
so much time in airports.
- Oh yeah. Right?
I did my laundry at the gate waiting for a flight one time.
- Oh my God. Yeah.
I once did an enema and the air bridge waiting to board.
- Oh, wow.
- Yeah.
It was messy.
- Packing cubes?
- Oh my god, packing cubes.
- Oh my god, I miss it.
I'm supposed to be in Bosnia and Herzegovina right now.
- Really?
- I want to do like a little mosque photo shoot.
Like I've got, I got a couple of cute outfits and--
- Hm. - What?
- Oh, it's oh, it's just, ugh Europe.
Ugh, you know, it's just so mainstream.
- Oh, trust me, I know, ugh Europe, blah.
No, I'm doing it to appeal to my mass audience.
- Before all this started,
I did a six-week backpack of Chile.
- Chile, yes, that's how I say it too.
- Yeah, and I actually did it without a backpack
'cause traditionally Chileans don't wear backpacks.
- Oh really?
- And of course I wanted authenticity.
- Authenticity.
- All the way through.
- Yeah. Thank you.
- Au-then-tic. - About being authentic.
- We were going for authenticity.
- It is all about authenticity.
I did a round trip of Russia on a mule
just drinking vodka for the very same reason.
- Yes, yes, yes, yes.
I mean, I love that.
I had a really similar experience in Morocco.
- Oh my God, I love Morocco.
- Yeah, I mean, it was great.
Surprisingly fewer maracas than I expected.
- I know, wasn't that weird
given that it's the singular of maracas?
- Have you ever been to Nepal?
- I love Nepal. - I love Nepal.
- I love it love it love it love it.
- I've been like four or five times.
- So two years ago I stayed in a hut
and I paid extra for no flooring.
- Wow.
- I actually had people come in and remove the floor.
'Cause there was one there,
it was like this gorgeous hardwood.
And I was like, none of that for me.
Get it out of here so I can have dirt and snow.
'Cause I wanted the authentic Nepal.
Nepalian.
- Nepal, it's Nepal--
- Napoleon.
- Napoleon? Neapolitan. - Neapolitan
- Neapolitan.
- Neapolitan, thank you, experience.
- That's what you need to do
to really, is really get immersed in the culture.
You know, I once spent $250,000 to go to Antarctica
and let me tell you, cultural shock.
- What? How?
Really, how?
- Well there was none for starters.
And I was like out of my element and I was like,
"Is this living?
"Cause I think this is what it is."
- Oh my God. Oh wow.
I'm like, I didn't even know you could go there.
- Technically you can't, but my corporate sponsors
kind of like strong armed the scientists,
and then they were like forced to take me and I was like
really ill-equipped so a couple of the scientists
died along the way just to like deal with my shit.
But they were a little frustrated
that I kept making them take selfies for me
still though. #takemeback
- Ah #takemeback yes!
Later this year I'm supposed to go on a trip
that I'm really stoked about my friend Elon.
- Elon? - Yeah, Musk?
- Oh I, yeah, I know the guy.
- We're going to, we're going to Mars
and you know, I'm just like,
I'm really pumped about it 'cause I need to get away
and I really just want to experience
like a different culture.
I feel like that's going to be the ultimate culture shock.
- Well, you have to really embrace the culture.
- Oh I always do, trust me.
I always do.
It's like the time I went to Africa to build homes
and I didn't like technically
like built anything or help in any way.
I just took a picture with a bunch of the kids,
but I think they were really jazzed that I was there.
- Oh my God. Same.
That reminds me of the time when I,
you can do an in-depth tour of LA's Skid Row
and you have your tour guide kind of like take you through,
you like build a tent, you spend the night
and then if you pay extra, which I did,
you can have the police come and evict you in the morning.
So it's like, that was like in the culture,
like I was in it, but I also got to leave,
which was obviously nice.
- Oh, I love that.
I love that for you.
- Yeah, I was embracing the culture.
- Embracing the culture.
- You were embracing it.
You were embracing it.
- You need to embrace the culture.
- Embrace the culture.
- We were embracing the culture.
- We're embracing the culture right now.
- Embracing the culture.
- Yeah.
Travel is life.
- Travel is life.
Oh my God.
People who don't travel just like, they do not get it.
- Travel is life.
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