You could never pay me enough to act brotherly toward...
that guy!
Hmm...
[laughs]
[creepy laughter and groans]
[laughing]
P-P-Plaid?
Hey!
[clucking]
[crowing]
Well, you don't have to be nasty about it.
[clucking]
[sneezing]
Oh, who am I kidding, Gary?
I've got the suds, no doubt about it.
[sniffling]
[sneezes]
I'd better take care of this before it gets out of hand.
[snarling]
What are you doing in here, boy?
You're wasting all me food!
Boy?
[shouting like a caveman]
Oh, hey, Mr. Krabs.
When did you get in here?
Is there something wrong with me?
[screaming]
I've soiled the good Krusty Krab name!
Soiled it! Soiled it! Soiled it!
Onion juice! [screams]
Come on, SpongeBob! Chop, chop!
Okay, okay!
Ah!
[sizzling]
Ow!
I can't do it.
I can't do it, Squidward.
What?
Every sentence! Every paragraph!
Spoons! Bread! Salad! Pepper!
Don't you understand?!
My brain is full to bursting!
If I have to memorize a single order,
I think I'm gonna explode!
[groaning]
[laughing]
[grunting softly]
What?
[grunting softly]
What's the matter with you?
All I said was a little too much sauce.
It's no big deal, really.
[grunting softly]
What do you think of this?
[laughing]
What's wrong, SpongeBob?
Patrick, I think we're on the wrong...
[screaming]
bus!
Huh?
Good Neptune, you're hideous!
You too, but somehow you still retain your allure.
[chuckles]
[mumbling incoherently]
SpongeBob?
There, there, kid. What's the big deal?
I am Squidward.
Huh? Mr. SquarePants,
obviously, you have subconsciously internalized
Mr. Squidward's problems as your own.
When I snap my fingers,
you'll realize you are not Squidward.
You are SpongeBob,
and your desire to bite your nails
will, poof, disappear!
I call this one...
The Gary! Meow!
Barnacles, this hurts!
[panting in pain]
Conch-shelled manatees, this is painful!
[panting]
[crying]
Oh, may I?
[chuckles] Tough mallows.
I gotta find out what's in that secret box!
I'm not gonna rest till I do!
And why are you sweating so much?
And why do you look so hungry?
And...
No, no. Wait, it's not what you think.
This is a big misunderstanding.
You've got to believe me! I...
Listen, I am telling you!
You better listen to me, SpongeBob!
You like Krabby Patties, don't you, Squidward?
Huh?
No! No, no!
No! No! No!
Not the patties!
I'll save you!
[inhaling]
You want me to run down to the store
and buy Mrs. Puff something she doesn't need!
Then you want me to run back here so you can say,
[imitating Krabs] Arr, SpongeBob!
You're spending all me money!
And then I'll say,
But Mr. Krabs, I'm only doing what you said!
[crying]
No! Squidward!
You didn't tell me I was gonna get fired!
Without the Krusty Krab, I...
I...
[crying] Squidward!
Can you hold me?
Five...
Four...
Three...
Two...
One!
Now make me 10,000 patties!
And no breaks!
Did you hear that, spatula?
You, me, and 10,000 Krabby Patties!
And the best part,
no breaks!
Wha-hao!
Oh, so this is the thanks I get for working overtime.
Overtime?!
- [laughing] - SpongeBob!
Why aren't you manning the fryer?!
Trying out a new look with your face?
I like it!
Oh, Patrick, I can't stop biting my fingernails!
I gotta be more diligent.
I am not leaving this spot no matter what!
[roaring]
Do something, SpongeBob!
[panting]
[making silly noises]
Look at the funny face!
[making silly noises]
Look at the funny face!
[sobbing] Look at the funny face!
Hm?
Don't worry, Mr. Krabs,
as long as these Pants are Square,
and this Sponge is Bob,
I will not let you down!
So this is my crew.
You get a little tired, and a wee-bit hungry,
and you want to shove off for home!
[slurping]
Ah...!
That's a pretty cool face!
You just walk around... randomly.
Well, that's how I usually get around.
[laughs like Krabs]
How's that?