Harley, you're not a solo act, you're a sidekick, an afterthought.
No one is ever going to take you seriously. Admit you're nothing without me and you walk away alive.
Or you can die.
Well, easy choice. Lovely Bar Mitzvah, Mazel, Mazel...
Are you leaving? Ah, no!
I ain't admitting SHIT!
Boys!
I got Two-Face. I got Scarecrow
I...
Lumi
All right. Well, I'll take, uh...
If you don't mind if you can just schooch just a little?
Boom! On-site coordinator. Looking kind of brittle there once the account...
I wanna go home.
Ive! Gun!
Got it.
Hey!
Let's get out of here.
No, let's fight! Maybe Kite Man can help.
Bane!
Quit dicking around with Kite Man and get those two!
But he was attacking me.
With what? A kite? Just do what I tell you, you dumb freakish monster.
Bane, why are you letting him talk to you like that? In fact, why do any of you let him talk to you like that?
He doesn't even have powers. His only power is bullying you into doing what he wants!
I should know. He did it to me for years.
Don't listen to her. She's nothing.
She makes a good point.
I don't like how you called me a monster.
Yeah, that was pretty harsh.
Oh, yeah.
Oh my god. It's just an expression.
Also, let's talk about dinner. I selected the beef well in advance and you stole it from me.
You said you didn't even want to come to this stupid thing.
[collective gasp]
My feelings exactly.
This is a monumental night for your Joshua.
I'm the Joker, right, I was joking.
Okay. Oh my god, I'll kill Harley myself
Ivy, if you could just, you know, move.
So, uh... so I could just kill your friend.
Absolutely! Over my dead body.
Ugh, female friendships!
Oh, hold on, haha!
I'm getting a cell... call.... from my...
Contractor. Well, this is the Joker guy haha coming here. Whatever.
What do you mean that I'm going to start till 10:00?
Can you believe this? They're calling it a residential zone. This is abandoned amusement park at the end of a rotting pier!
Yep, coming over right now.
Let's put a pin in this. You understand. So we good to leave now?
Yeah, can't believe you talked me into come to this. Don't forget your party favors!
Thank you, Mrs. Cobblepot!
Awww.
Such sweet girls.
So...
Do you realize now that you don't have to prove to anyone how awesome you are?
Yes. Except for the Legion of Doom.
I need to get into the Legion of Doom!
What? After all of this?
Why would you want to be a part of that club? Those guys are such dicks?
No, not all of them.
Well, we were leaving Bane said "you go girl".
No, he distinctly said "ooh go-gurt!"
Oh what they had go-gurt? Ah, man!
Ivy, listen, anyone who is a respected supervillain is in the Legion of Doom.
That's when you know, you've made it. If Joker can get in, so can I!