(Steven voice-over) It's been a stressful month working on the woods,
campaigning hard for the streamies,
and the accident...
I had taken some time off and left the office up to the good nature of my two best friends!
(Steven) They filmed this about 2 weeks ago.
Remind me to never work on anything or get into an accident again...
Or actually, you know what! Just remind me to get new friends...
(Steven) I honestly don't know why Cib is making such a big deal about people reading his diary.
When I read it, it was just page after page of scabs he collected and taped onto the paper.
(Steven) Besides snap-back syndrome,
Cib has only one other known physical weakness, green screen screen belief.
When ever he is around a green screen-
-and he's around them frequently-
-he believes the screen is green with envy....
and thus tries to attack it. We've allowed him to do this out of sheer disinterest.
But this is the first time the green screen has attacked Cib back...
Observe!
(Steven) Speaking of making a deal
I made a deal with all you fine SP7 community members about a month ago...
That deal envolved a razor, my head and well, it's me shaving my head,
because I used my power on influence to make you vote for us to win show of the year.
So that's gonna happen in a - in a bit...
(Steven) And, we're now back to present day.
I always make good on my promises for the most part, sometimes.
Even when that promise was to my dad and had to do with getting a real job.
I told him I'd intern at Enron, at their pulp n' paper department.
(Steven) I can't complain about this.
It was my own doing. I can't complain..
(Steven) Wow Cib! Thanks for bringing up the crater in my head...
I told you that in confidence 3 year ago
when we were drunk off spiked egg nog at Harvey Weinsteins Christmas party.
(Steven) Even though this wasn't a sponsored video,
shoutout to dollar shave club for sending us razors that were on my desk
giving James the opportunity to cleanly shave me.
If you didn't send them to us then they wouldn't have been on my desk now, would they?
I'm just playing! Thank you honestly for giving us anything!
(Outro) OH NO DUDE