...testing more!
[Loud audible gasp]
[Laughs]
I have been lied to...
As your resident stationery experts, we've seen it all!
Disappearing ink?
Check!
Erasers that look like sushi?
Check!
Pens made from seashells?!
Double check!
That being said,
we still found some weird pens that had us shook,
but keep watching if you want to see me react to these
~weird pens!
[Laughs]
The Weirdest Pens Ever...
...question mark exclamation point? [Laughs]
Stephanie: Ready? Josh: So, let's begin with...
Stephanie: Okay. Josh: envelope number 1
Stephanie:Oh these are the Tapir! These are the Tapir ones! Josh: Oh, you knew just by shape?
Stephanie: I knew them by shape!
These are the Sweet Tapir...
They're highlighters, they have scents...
Stephanie: I've never actually smelled them. Josh: We're going to do that.
Stephanie: Okay. Josh: But first...
Stephanie:Yes... Josh: I would like to show you an actual tapir.
Stephanie: Oh they're so-- Yes, please!
[Audible gasp] Oh, oh, oh my god!
It's friend-shaped...
it... [Laughs]
I just wanna--
[Tagalog term: "Gigil"] Ahh...
I should squeeze-- it i'm not gonna squeeze it...
but I just want to squeeze it. Josh: Can you hold up the highlighter?
Stephanie: Oh my god...[Laughs]
Josh: and like compare the shape? Stephanie: Oh, oh, oh!
The...
"mwaeer..."
[Laughs]
Am I smelling them?
Im starting with... melon soda.
I'll turn it towards...
Oh my...
[Laughs]
Alright, I gotta stop!
Josh: Can you describe it?
Stephanie: It's-- it smells like melon so-- it's sweet...
it's like-- it's like sweet, sweet.
Vanilla...
it's like really good...
It's like frosting, cake...
How do you get work done if you have these highlighters?
Do-- Okay, question?
After I highlight does the paper smell?
Josh: I believe it does.
Okay, we're gonna move on... I-- [Laughs]
Sweet potato is purple, like ube?
[Audible gasp]
[Laughs]
It's... savory in a way-- I don't even....
Okay, cookie. Ready?
I want to compare it to vanilla...
Alright, that's vanilla.
Cookie is more...
they are similar...
but not the same.
This is like my-- me...
buying different shades of blue black ink and saying...
"They're similar but different. But I still want to own all of them!"
You know what I mean?
Mint...
P. S.
Let me know in the comments below...
Are you-- do you like mint chocolate chip?
Because I like mint chocolate chip...
but I know people that say that it's like toothpaste--
It's not like eating toothpaste...
It tastes good.
It's like sweet mint-- it's like uhh...
It's not toothpaste-y, I can tell you that much.
I'm gonna like-- i'm gonna like stick this thing up my nose--
Josh: [laughs] Don't do that!
Stephanie: I won't.
Warning: If you buy these highlighters... don't...
Don't do that. You know not to do that.
Do I know not to do that?
Peach...
Y'all...
Josh: So which scent is your favorite?
Stephanie: Hold on, I gotta go through them all again...
[Laughs]
It smells so-- okay! Yeah, no.
Sweet potato!
Sweet potato's my favorite.
Josh: Ding! Stephanie: Bing!
Ready? Okay.
[Korean: "Hana, dul, set!"]
There are a lot of them in here! [Laughs]
What?!
Y'all, what is this?
Hold please.
Putting this down.
This is the... created by Iconic, Double Line...
Hold the phone!
It shows you--
it shows you what it do.
So what I'm seeing is-- let me uncap it...
[Laughs]
It looks like...
Can they-- can they see? No, they can-- it's too big.
Josh: I'll cut to a zoom in. Stephanie: Okay.
It is what it says, "double line." So the one--
There's one tip that's pink, there's one tip that's purple...
so you can choose to use both tips...
or one tip...
based on how you're angling... your pen.
A--
Or dot-- oh there's a dot!
I don't mean to give you the finger--
There's a dot!
you could or-- aahhh...
I just like...
I'm getting ahead of myself--
I like the design of the pen because...
it shows you all the things you could do with this pen...
and I like that it shows you the example of the thing.
Which obviously...
i'm going to try but it won't look as nice,
because my handwriting is awful but I will still try for you.
Josh: I think we only have time to try one color.
Stephanie: [Audible gasp] Fine...
Okay, we'll go with the cotton candy.
We'll go with the pink and sky blue.
I don't hold the pen-- my pen correctly--
I don't hold my pen correctly!
I don't need you coming for me!
Alright?
You understand me?
Alright here we go.
WHOA!!! [Laughs]
Alight, alright, alright, alright...
Oh yeah, mhmm... that's my good stuff!
Yep, yep, yep.
Look how cool it is!
It's like the 3D effect, almost.
You know what I mean?
Oh sorry, i'm not holding still.
I'm so sorry.
Josh: It's okay [laughs]
Stephanie: Hello!
It's like 3D almost...
Josh: The old school 3D glasses?
Stephanie: Yeah!
Back in my day...
I know you kids can just "go" to the movie theater...
you put the glasses over your glasses...
and then it does the thing...
but when I was a child...
things had to look like this! [Laughs]
I like that!
And I like these color combinations!
Ready? Okay.
Looking away...
Oh, there are more in here.
Looking... Kokuyo Beetle Tip-- OHH!
These are excellent highlighters!
I don't own any, but I can recommend them to you!
It says "Beetle Tip 3way Marker,"
"Double, sharp, bold."
I have five colors.
Your highlighting game is about to go...
through the roof!
You are not physically prepared...
for how-- just how good...
your highlighting game will be.
Okay, ready children?
Gather around, it's story time.
Okay.
The little tip on this side you can use for underlining,
the bold side here...
you can use for straight up regular highlighting,
[French]: "The coup de grâce..."
You can turn the pen and have it so that the...
fine tip and the bold tip, they--
like there's a line on top and the line below your text.
When I saw this on JetPens...
before I worked here,
I was like there's...
Who thought of that?
And...
Low-key, my favorite part...
Is there's like...
a little beetle.
'Cause it's like the ante-- you know...
You know! I don't have to...
Josh: This is when I'll pop up a picture of a beetle.
Stephanie: [Pop noise]
Deal or no deal?
Deal! Yes, I want all the stationery!
Ready? Okay.
Looking away...
What is this?
WHAT IS THIS?!
Alright, I'm just gonna take it out of the envelope.
What is this?
I'm just going to try and open it.
Here we go.
[Audible gasp]
I'm speechless.
Why is it--
uh, what's...
[Imitates horror shrieking violins]
you know what I mean.
Josh: So why do you think the nib or the tip is the way it is?
Stephanie: Other than to puncture something--
[Imitates horror shrieking violins]
I really don't-- I don't understand.
Josh: So you use it... say you needed to hang a shelf
and you need to mark on the wall where to drill
if the hole in the shelf is too narrow or too deep for a regular pen...
you can use this pen instead, to mark it.
So it's -- it's a very specific function.
Stephanie: That's why there's like a inside the...
I like that it has a clip...
and you can [clicking noise] you know...
I-- this confused me.
I was so excited and now i'm confused!
OH
NOOOOO!!!
Okay, I'm not looking...
I'm gonna...
crouch, and I'm gonna look, and I'm just gonna reach.
Hello!
Are we ready?
I need to investigate further, hold please.
Am I saying "nini-pie" or am I saying "nini-pié?"
Josh: Or I guess it's nee-nee-pee.
Stephanie: "Nee--" "Nee-nee-pee."
It looks like "Nini-pie."
Don't be confused though!
They're made by Sun-Star.
It says "Pen & Marker."
Are these new?
Josh: Relatively.
Stephanie: Okay.
These are new to me these are new to you.
Are you ready?
What is this?
Opening.
Why are they-- [Laughs]
I know why!
At first, I was like "Why is the nib of the pen part..."
"at an angle?" It's askew!
If you saw this you'd be like...
"Something went wrong in production. Send all of these back!"
or...
"Send them to my house." [Laughs]
Look at it!
It's because when you're angling and when you're writing...
you don't want it to be...
straight, you want it to be angled so that when you're writing...
this way you're not worried about the highlighter/marker...
also doing what it do.
...testing more.
[Audible gasp]
[Laughs]
I have been lied to...
Josh, you didn't say this was gonna happen to me.
This is the green one it wrote in like coral pink and now...
Josh: If you look, they're -- they're color pairings!
Stephanie: Ohhh...
It shows it on the thing.
I should have known, where the fine line is coral pink...
and then this is... mint green.
Josh: Did you want to --- you have more thoughts?
Stephanie: Oh, again one more time, this is the Sun-Star...
"Nini"
Josh: Nee-nee-pee
Stephanie: "Nini--" "Nini-pee"
Josh: NEE
"NEE!"
Do I need these?
Add them to your wishlist or just buy them straight up!
Let's get it!
Josh: Go back up to the mic please.
I'm sorry.
Which one was your favorite?
Let me know in the comments-- [Heavy sigh]
It's askew! I have to fix it!
Josh: Which one was YOUR favorite?
Stephanie: My fav-- Oh? My favorite? Person--
My heart says the Sweet Tapir...
because--
we just ha-- just one more!
My heart says, "Wow!"
Sweet potato?
You weren't expecting that, I wasn't expecting that!
So good!
But my head says the Kokuyo Beetle Tip, because...
Ahh, it's so good! It's just so smart, like...
We can do it, we have the technology!
That's what my head says.
Are there any other weird pens...
or other stationary items you want us to react to?
Let us know in the comments below!
You can shop all these pens-- which you just saw...
and more...
at JetPens.com... [Laughs]
Josh: That was pretty good too!
[Laughs]
I'll catch you guys on the flip side! [Smacks lips]
Finger guns!!