I'm making her favorite cupcakes, wanna help?
Sure, I'll help... by licking the bowl.
What is this?
Kelp, it's my secret ingredient.
You should keep it a secret.
[laughing]
I know what it needs!
Chocolate chips!
- Stuart! - You'll thank me later!
And I'll thank you now.
[laughing]
I know I'm your baby brother
but I am tired of you always treating me like I don't know what I'm doing!
- Because you don't! - Oh, really?
[laughing]
Give me one example!
How about the time you flooded the basement?
I was trying to build us a swimming pool!
And then what about the time you ate my goldfish?
- You said, "Eat him." - I said, "Feed him."
[laughing]
And the time you got grandma lost in the corn maze.
You have to admit, that was pretty funny.
Yeah, it was!
She was like, "Oh, no, I can't see over the corn!"
[laughing]
Gemma, this is my cousin, Stuart.
Love it, cousins are so in right now!
Thank you.
OK, look at what I got for tonight.
The nowest pastry in Portland.
Crusty Critter Shoe puff Tarts!
They are part donut, part cake, part fritter, part cream puff,
part strudel, part pie and part tart!
And you're part angel!
Those things are impossible to get.
I had to wait in line for three hours but I got eight of them,
one for each of us!
Oh, there's actually gonna be nine of us at the party tonight.
I'll be back in three hours.
[laughing]
Thanks, Gemma!
[laughing]
Hey, dad, I'm making some funny videos of Arthur to put online!
He's already got five followers!
That's great but I still haven't told your mom about him
so as of right now, we're gonna keep Arthur on the down low.
[laughing]
That is not on the down low!
More like on the... up high!
Speaking of high, where's Arthur? That little bacon bit still has my phone!
[laughing]
I think he's trying to video chat me.
[laughing]
- Arthur? - Gimme that!
Arthur, where are you? I need my phone back!
Wait, why am I talking to a pig?
[laughing]
He hung up on me!
[laughing]
Hey, guys, bad news, I injured myself and I can't jump-rope.
- Are you OK? - What's wrong?
I've got click wrist.
Oh, no, not click wrist!
Wait, what's click wrist?
[laughing]
It's a condition that occurs when you like too many posts on social media.
My friend put up all these pics of her new puppy
and O-M-cute his wittle face!
Picture it.
This little piggy went to market.
Intrigued.
[laughing]
Imagine Arthur pushing a cart up and down the aisles.
While looking adorable.
His little piggy hands picking out groceries.
While looking adorable!
He can do that?
Arthur's super talented!
He can do anything!
Did I mention... he was adorable?
[laughing]
This little piggy went to market.
I love it, let's do this, the part's yours!
See you tomorrow, that's a wrap!
Once he gets a whiff of this...
He won't be able to move out fast enough.
Hey... 'sup, roomies?
- Hey, Dad. - Hey, uncle Clark.
- Whoa, ew! - Whoa, ew!
Oh, no! It's that rotten fish smell again!
It happens all the time because of the er...
Rotten fish store that just moved in up the street.
My allergies have been acting up, I can't smell a thing!
[sniffing]
Nope, not a thing!
We're gonna crash Natalie's party
and expose her as a fraud in front of all her guests!
- Let me guess, that was your idea. - Yep.
Ivy wanted to send her a fruit basket with all un-ripe cantaloupe.
Can you... imagine?
[laughing]
Portland Rocks is having a smoothie drinking competition!
What makes you think we're gonna win?
Please, we come here every day, drinking smoothies is what we do.
They might as well hand us the passes now!
[coughing]
Went down the wrong pipe!
I'm good.
[coughing]
This almost never happens.
[laughing]
What are you doing?
Taking head shots of Arthur to give to the director
when we go to the audition!
This is his professional look.
[laughing]
His work look.
His smart look.
[laughing]
His adventurous look.
And his mysterious look.
[laughing]
Arthur's not in this picture.
That's what makes it mysterious!
[laughing]
OK, he was on the floor pooping!
That's why you can't see him.
[laughing]
Oh, I've got big plans for you, Arthur!
TV shows, movies, video games... maybe your own cereal.
T-shirts are just the beginning.
- That's one cool pig! - That's one cool pig!
[laughing]