- My breasts are sweaty, it's--
- Your breasts?
- My breasts are sweaty!
(upbeat music)
- If anybody gonna try this damn pie, honey,
in this video, parody!
(vocalizes)
Bitch, I turned into Patti,
you'll turn into Patti after eatin' this.
- [Voiceover] What the (bleep)
- I've watched the video, maybe a total of 200 times.
- Who's Patti LaBelle?
- One of the greatest singers of all time.
- Well I thought we were talking about Patti LuPone?
- Remember, support black people, black businesses.
- That's where I found out.
- That's how you found out that Patti LaBelle was black?
- Didn't know, thought she was white. (laughs)
(screaming)
- My heart's aflutter. I'm so excited.
- Have you had sweet potato pie before?
- Yes, I'm black, aren't I?
I want to eat it like him.
- Ew, dude, why are you fingering it like that?
- Smells spicy.
- This is the best pie I've ever had in my life.
Ha!
(laughter)
- I don't know, but Warren said that.
- Ugh!
- Mmm.
- It doesn't make me go like "Aaah!"
It makes me like "Mmmm".
- This makes me go "Oh my god, Grandma,
what the (bleep) were you doing every year
when I could've been having this?
- Better than my grandma's--
- Damn! - sweet potato pie.
- This is so good!
- Bitch! This is great.
(vocalizes)
- It's like creamy, and decadent.
- You're going to eat this entire pie.
- Sure am.
- I love it, I get it.
- Stop!
- We're your friends.
- If you're my friend, let me have the pie.
- ♫ Bree's breasts are sweating ♫
- (laughs) It's so good!
- ♫ Because of Patty LuPone's pie ♫
- Patti LaBelle's pies!
- It lives up to the hype.
- Are you alright?
- He made the whole world aware that these existed.
And so people went to get it. And it lived up to the hype.
- James Wright made that experience fantastic.
- God, I love the internet.
That's the main thing about all of this.
- ♫ I love it, cuz it's Patti LaBelle ♫
(laughs)
- You didn't finish yours.
- I know, because I'm a regular human being.
- 440 calories a slice?!
- You just ate almost 2000 calories.
That's probably an important thing to note.
- Yeah.
- Do you want me to leave you here for a little bit?
Alright.