- Okay, you can pet my belly now please, thank you.
(slow jazz music)
No, you're doing it wrong.
You're petting my belly wrong, can you please ju--
Okay stop, stop, stop, stop.
Why are you so bad at this?
- I just don't know what she's thinking with the dry food.
- I know, I know, it's crazy!
I mean okay, like I like dry food, but I'm not
gonna just go for dry food every day.
- No, yes, exactly, it's ridiculous!
Oh, it's her, shut up, shut up, shut up.
Hey, what's up...
- Hey dude, it's like five a.m. and you haven't fed me yet.
Uh, are you gonna wake up and do that?
- Oh, so dead birds aren't good enough for you?
Do you know how hard I worked to bring
dead birds home for this family?
You don't appreciate me and I don't know
how much longer I can stand this!
Yes, I want a tuna treat!
- Uh dude, I don't wanna come off like,
overly critical or anything, and like don't
take this like, personally, but you're
not very good at like, feeding me,
so you probably should like, work on that.
Dude, wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up.
(bleep) this cup.