There's just no way we can keep using that color!
- There are so many other things that rhyme with red!
- People associate it with very specific things.
- Exactly. That’s what I’m thinking. - Even if it’s pink!
- It rhymes with head and dead and bed!
What is orange but red’s weird cousin?
- Okay, okay! You know what?
You know what?
- I didn't want to have to do this, but...
I’m right. You’re wrong.
- [Rank King] SHUT UP!
- Daddy?
- Son!
(funky intro music)
- Can you help me out this time?
- Okay.
(laughing) Uh, make your mind blank, okay?
(guys laughing) Uh, here's what I want you to do.
Uh, I want you to think of a card.
(all laughing)
- Think of a card.
- Yes. Don't tell me what it is until I ask for it, okay?
- What is it?
(Keith gobbling like a turkey)
[Zach] Ladies and gentlemen of the court...
meow?
- You put me with Keith?
Why?
- Hi, Eugene.
How you doing?
- Team Disaster Gays!
- Your Honor?
- Yes?
McDonald's fries.
Po-ta-toes.
(laughing)
(Zach exhales) F**k.
[Matt] Ooh! Look at its little tongue!
- Oh, it’s kissing me! Or it’s smelling me.
(Matt gasps)
It doesn’t have a name.
- Sebastian.
[Eugene] She, right?
She-bastian.
[Rank King] Cynthia.
- [Matt] Veronica. - No.
- Pickle!
(Zach giggles)
(banging)
- What is banging? Who is banging?
Did you tell him to do that?
- Um, Eugene is, um...
jovially smashing peppermints in a bag.
(banging continues)
- Is...is Eugene harming you?
(banging continues) He's not harming me.
- No. I mean, I guess he's harming my eardrums.
Welcome to Coldstone Creamery.
I hope you like peppermints!
From the beginning, The Try Guys has always been a vehicle
for us to...
...achieve our dreams. - Vroom, vroom!
(all laughing)
(laughing) It’s a vehicle!
A theoretical vehicle
for us to achieve our dreams.
- Can one of them be tomato soup?
- I don't know. Okay. Okay.
I don't want to say “no”
because I love creativity in the kitchen.
So let's get back to that, okay?
- Okay.
- That's right.
It is its own cocking gun.
Shut up. (drum fill)
(laughing) Shut up.
- Alright. Okay. - Shut up.
- What should our team name be? Something like holy.
- Ooh, what about the Oui Oui’s?
- That’s cute.
And some people at home may think that's like...
[Keith] A joke. But it’s not.
It’s “yes, yes.”
- It’s “oui, oui.” - It’s “yes, yes.”
- And where do our boys come after a hard day of labor and work?
- In each other.
[Rank King] Order!
Order, please!
Don't be so funny.
(laughing)
- Thank you, your honor.
- I want you to be slightly giggly
and sort of titillated the entire time.
You're kind of into this. - Okay!
- Even though you’re a little scared.
But you're still kind of into this.
and maybe you're sort of slightly into me.
- Okay.
But the teacher was a Wiccan. It’s kind of like this.
- I am not a Wiccan.
And that is nothing like this.
Don't you want to get these people out of your house?
(laughing)
Stop right there.
That's all I need to see.
- Recently, um, I spent Thanksgiving with my wife's family.
- Before that, I spent Thanksgiving with my family,
and that's why I went to therapy.
- What do we want?
Convenience.
Where do we want it?
In our mouths.
(laughing) With the McGriddle...
I'm checking Twitter.
- Outta my way!
It was just for the final shot, Rachel.
It says “dash” right here.
You want me to be boring?
Do we want me to be boring?
Or do we want something fun?
We need a little fun.
- And then we got to get these in a 350 degree oven.
So that means we're going to have to figure that out.
- But Keith's using it at 500.
- Hang on a second.
They cannot have the whole oven.
They can have half the oven.
(Eugene gasps) My dad's mad.
- Thank you, Daddy.
- Oh, it's a big freezer!
You could put a whole body in this.
- Every homosexual I know worked at Coldstone as a child.
- Is there just something really queer about Coldstone Creamery?
- Yeah, because you get to sing and be obnoxious.
I mean, I'm just making... painting with a broad brush.
So, anyway, gays are obnoxious!
Yeah.
I'm gay, I'm gay.
I'm looking straight into camera for that.
- That cats are known to eat you when you die.
- Yeah, they're resourceful.
- Would your best friend do that to you?
- I would hope so! - No!
- Keith, can I borrow some butter?
- What are you going to give me?
- A...a kiss on the cheek?
- Mm.
Not in this climate.
(all laughing)
- You want me to sensually distract Keith
by dancing and then remove his pancakes?
Okay, That's weird.
- Okay, I'm pouring in.
I'm pouring in the goo.
- Do you want the top or the bottom? Top or bottom?
- Yeah, well, I think being vers would be better.
[Keith] Uh oh.
Uh oh.
- Oh, Keith is having a problem.
(Eugene laughing)
- Uh oh.
Uh, I got a different... I have a different problem!
- I don't think it's gonna be hard to top Keith right now.
Because he just poured... - I have a very different problem!
- He just poured...
Do you need more bowls?
- I need more bowls!
- Uh...
- Keith, where are you at?
- I don't want to tell you.
I don't want to tell you the truth.
I don't want to tell you.
I don't know! I poured it in the machine and it came out its butt!
- What do you mean it came out of its butt?
- It came out of the butt!
I don’t know what to tell you! - Keith! Keith! Keith!
It came right out of the butt!
- Keith, you're doing great. You are calm. You are fine.
Can you just please explain to me what the f**k is happening here, man?
I don't know what’s happening!
- What do you mean you don’t know? You’re the one f**king doing it!
You're the one doing it!
- Trust me, I'm doing my darndest right now.
- Where is the liquid?
Where is the liquid?
The liquid is the dish. The dish is the liquid.
Where is the liquid?
- I don't know how to tell you.
I don't want to tell you.
I don't know why this even happened.
- Pipe a wall with Cheez Whiz!
Has anybody in France ever done this?
Tomatoes and sour cream and salt and sugar.
- Elsa is going in.
Oh, no, she's too tall!
She's too tall for the cake.
What do I do?
She's too tall. She’s too tall.
She's too tall.
Oh, shit.
Like, can I snap off her legs?
Can I saw her in half?
What's the sharpest thing we have here?
(sawing)
Oh, God.
Am I ruining this knife? Sorry Elsa.
I'm sorry.
Just let it go.
(Rachel laughing)
Do you want to build a snowman?
(grunts) I'm sorry, Elsa.
Yay!
On this channel, we’re...
(laughing)
Why is this funny?
I'm going to now attempt to slither away
and show you how hard it is to do what snakes do.
[Rank King] Look at him go.
Look at him go down there.
- I rest my case.
(funky outro music)
- Hey, did you know that I can fly?
(all laughing)