Jon: Previously on Is It a Good Idea to Microwave This.
It's the season six finale of Is It a Good Idea to Microwave This?
I'm your host, Jory Caron. I'm your sidekick, Riley McIlwain.
...Over there, and then we'll just put this in there.
It's not likely this thing'll ever go.
Want me to kill it? Yeah, sure.
It probably just broke off the top and slowly leaked out.
I can push the can in which means...
Super boring!
Yeah, super boring.
Stupid!
[Theme Music Plays]
So, uh, we're going to stick you in the microwave.
All hands to the deck.
Nobody likes roasted nuts!
[Door pops open] Whoa!
[Fire Extinguisher Sprays] Let's get out of here!
Ventilation is key.
What are you doing?! Put that out!
Does it still work?
You're dumb!
The masks, they do nothing.
Stopping, stopping!
Should I get the fire extinguisher?
No!
Two Point Five!
[Door Close]
Is It a Good Idea to Microwave This?
Well, Jory, that was a dud for a finale, how bout we move to plan B.
Plan B! Riley, Execute Plan B!
Yes, sir.
Thank you!
Now, that is a bulb.
It's a beautiful bulb. Look at the size of that thing!
Yeah. Wait, you don't use bulbs like these?
Typically not.
Plan B, Mutha f[beep]ka!
I mean, I'm just sayin, if you're going to have, a bulb, you might as well have a bulb!
Well, I guess this is the finale!
Am I right? Am I right?
For the viewers of Is It a Good Idea to Microwave This, we have finale's, that don't always go so well.
We're going to make sure this goes well.
We're giving you exactly what you want.
Because, this honkin' bulb, inside this microwave over here.
Jon: Let's do it!
Yeah, that's what I thought you'd say!
So, uh, Samantha, I hope you treat this bulb with the utmost respect, and I hope it works out.
Jon: Alright, Jory. How long should we put this massive season finale light bulb in there for?
Uh, what season is it?
Season six, okay, six minutes.
[Zapping, glass breaks]
Go go go go, hurry up!
Oh, dude, there's many colors coming from that!
Did that look like flame embers?
Yeah, that's what makes it so beautiful.
Wait, so the color is flaming, it's flaming color?
Yeah. You can see the silly string! That blob in the middle!
Didn't bother to clean that up, great work.
Alright, this is a 500 watt bulb, when you think it will blow?
These bulbs can sustain high temperatures, honestly, 6 minutes will either do it, or not!
Oh, yeah! I didn't know orange could be so bright.
[Moaning in pain]
Put the goggles on!
The goggles! They do nothing!
It just makes everything more orange.
Mine are just see through!
My God, it's full of stars!
Yeah, all I see is stars.
Jory, go in there and add more time!
There's only like a minute left.
Jesus Christ! Go add time to it.
I can't see where the panel is.
Jory, make it happen! Hurry up, Jory!
How much time did you add? I added like seven minutes.
Geez, I am going with Kanye West glasses over here.
Uh, I am not sure that this bulb can break, because it said it could go up to 2,500 degrees Fahrenheit.
I don't think that Samantha has the gusto to reach those temperatures.
It just keeps glowing and glowing. It is not showing any progress of any direction so far.
You can see the arching of the inner bulb, but is it not cracking it yet.
That's it.
It's still glowing. Alright, guys. let's go check it out.
[Zapping, Glass Shatters]
Jory, let's check it out.
Uh, is that still glowing in the middle?
No, I don't see it glow.
I hear it cracking.
Is it going to shatter right in our face right now?
It could explode in my hand, yes.
I'm backing up, I am backing up, I don't trust this!
I can't pick it up because the metal part, is well, melting my glove.
Just grab the bulb!
I'm afraid it will explode.
I don't care, just get it.
What do you think, J.C.?
I think it's awfully hot.
As do I.
Oh, yeah, that's one way to wreck a microwave.
Yeah, so that's a bulb right there.
I can still feel the warm through my gloves.
I bet this bulb still works.
Yeah, too bad we don't have a socket that would fit that thing.
Yeah, it's a big honkin' bulb.
Jon: It's almost as big as my penis.
It's bigger than my penis.
[Laughter] That's cancer right there.
Jon: Okay, that's right, I'll admit it.
I don't care how you hold it, you should see someone about that.
So you might be wondering, is it a good idea to microwave a giant bulb.
Yeah, sure. Was there any ill effects? No.
Just make sure it's a big honkin' bulb.
And that's about it for Is It a Good Idea to Microwave This, Season six. I'm your host, Jory Caron.
I'm your sidekick, Riley McIlwain.
And I'm the camera guy, Jonathan, hi!
And we just brought you a season of enjoyment.
We hope you enjoyed your self, because there's not going to be one for three months.
Maybe like two.
I enjoyed it, again.
And I'm going to enjoy it again.
Cause I'm here to stay, Mutha fu[beep]ka!
What's his problem?
Was there any ill affects? No.
Just make sure it's a big honkin bulb.
Small bulbs: Blow up.
Medium bulbs: Melt and blow up.
Big bulbs: Nothing happens!
[beep]in, huge bulbs!
Huge bulbs. Try to find one that's as big as Jon's dick. Cause apparently that's the size to go with.